The Prophecy of the Pillow - Page 3

Legolas · 11-21-2001, 12:54 PM

Noooooo!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Legolas is trying to claw his ears off, but the feathers won't let him. In despair, utters the words he has heard onl;y once before in his life and releases the awesome powers of the feather fairy. For each feather it took away, Legolas recieved a dollar. Soon he was a rich man...

Next he sent his own feathers to the no-pillow zone to drive Cloudy crazy...

Sir ReGiN · 11-21-2001, 01:18 PM

Hey...no-pillow zone?
That's cheating!
And don't think you can bribe me with that tea!
Take it away!
Away I say, AWAY!
Okay, maybe just one sip...hey, this is pretty good!
Can I have some more?
Please?
I need more...please give me some more!
Pleeeaaaseee!!
*Regin runs around in a circle, and then lies down, pretending he is a piece of sugar*

Cloudbringer · 11-21-2001, 01:19 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Legolas:
Noooooo!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Legolas is trying to claw his ears off, but the feathers won't let him. In despair, utters the words he has heard onl;y once before in his life and releases the awesome powers of the feather fairy. For each feather it took away, Legolas recieved a dollar. Soon he was a rich man...

Next he sent his own feathers to the no-pillow zone to drive Cloudy crazy...

Cloudbringer gathers up the nice Legolas feathers (she wonders if he's really a bird or just feathery?

) and makes a beautiful shawl. "Thanks Legolas! It was getting cold in here!" bwahahaha!

CB

11-21-2001, 01:33 PM

Unfortunately for Cloudy, the Zone of No Pillows only blocks pillows of 5th level or less.

LS casts nuclear pillow (8th level spell) and plasters EVERYBODY (including himself - whoops)

Sir ReGiN · 11-21-2001, 01:38 PM

*As soon as he sees Lord Shields nuclear pillow, Regin gets off the floor and casts "Protection from normal pillows"..um..I mean "Protection from magical pillows"!*

He he he [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Cloudbringer · 11-21-2001, 01:44 PM

Cloudbringer holds up her LORDSHIELD PillowSHield +5 for some protection but ends up knocking Regin into the puddle of tea next to Larry. "oops!" *giggle*

Cloudy, pulling nuclear feathers out of her hair

Legolas · 11-21-2001, 01:51 PM

I feel... plasterd. You will pay for this, you... nuclear-pillow-thrower!

Hm... I thought I cleaned up the tea on the carpet...
Well Lord Shied, get to work! You made the floor all dirty again!

*hands over the mop, then smacks the nuclear-pillow-thrower over the head when he least expected it*

Anyway, I'd better get back to my position near the door in case that coard decides to come along after all [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sir ReGiN · 11-21-2001, 01:53 PM

Regin sits up again and turns to Cloudbringer:
*What do you put in this tea anyway?
I's really delicious!*

Legolas · 11-21-2001, 02:25 PM

All of a sudden one of the pillows in the corner started to shake. Legolas looked over as it was swelling, until it finally burst. Instead of drifting dow the feathers spelled the first part of the prophecy into the air.

"When pillows descend upon the head,
Men will fall but not fall dead,
He who commands the wind and rain,
Will seek to find a greater gain

Backs be stabbed and people downed,
In oceans of featers drowned,
Over the backs will crawl as same,
Those wielding white squares, all insane

One succeeds but rest will fail,
Blown away by mighty gale,
Found shall be the pillow in magenta shades,
And start out shall the evil raids..."

Yes, lady and gentlemen, the workings for the quest for the uberpillow have been set in motion.

If only you knew the rest of the prophecy...But the pillow is clean out of feathers [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: Legolas ]

Sir ReGiN · 11-21-2001, 02:30 PM

Ach nein!
Not the uberpillow!
I heard about that in my younger days...I heard it's responsible for killing whole villages!
What should we do?!

11-21-2001, 01:18 PM	#22
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 43 Posts: 2,563	Hey...no-pillow zone? That's cheating! And don't think you can bribe me with that tea! Take it away! Away I say, AWAY! Okay, maybe just one sip...hey, this is pretty good! Can I have some more? Please? I need more...please give me some more! Pleeeaaaseee!! Regin runs around in a circle, and then lies down, pretending he is a piece of sugar __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

11-21-2001, 01:19 PM	#23
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	quote: Originally posted by Legolas: Noooooo!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop! Legolas is trying to claw his ears off, but the feathers won't let him. In despair, utters the words he has heard onl;y once before in his life and releases the awesome powers of the feather fairy. For each feather it took away, Legolas recieved a dollar. Soon he was a rich man... Next he sent his own feathers to the no-pillow zone to drive Cloudy crazy... Cloudbringer gathers up the nice Legolas feathers (she wonders if he's really a bird or just feathery? ) and makes a beautiful shawl. "Thanks Legolas! It was getting cold in here!" bwahahaha! CB __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

11-21-2001, 01:38 PM	#25
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 43 Posts: 2,563	As soon as he sees Lord Shields nuclear pillow, Regin gets off the floor and casts "Protection from normal pillows"..um..I mean "Protection from magical pillows"! He he he [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

11-21-2001, 01:44 PM	#26
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Cloudbringer holds up her LORDSHIELD PillowSHield +5 for some protection but ends up knocking Regin into the puddle of tea next to Larry. "oops!" giggle Cloudy, pulling nuclear feathers out of her hair __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

11-21-2001, 01:53 PM	#28
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 43 Posts: 2,563	Regin sits up again and turns to Cloudbringer: What do you put in this tea anyway? I's really delicious! __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

11-21-2001, 12:54 PM	#21
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	Noooooo!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop! Legolas is trying to claw his ears off, but the feathers won't let him. In despair, utters the words he has heard onl;y once before in his life and releases the awesome powers of the feather fairy. For each feather it took away, Legolas recieved a dollar. Soon he was a rich man... Next he sent his own feathers to the no-pillow zone to drive Cloudy crazy...

11-21-2001, 01:33 PM	#24
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Unfortunately for Cloudy, the Zone of No Pillows only blocks pillows of 5th level or less. LS casts nuclear pillow (8th level spell) and plasters EVERYBODY (including himself - whoops)

11-21-2001, 01:51 PM	#27
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	I feel... plasterd. You will pay for this, you... nuclear-pillow-thrower! Hm... I thought I cleaned up the tea on the carpet... Well Lord Shied, get to work! You made the floor all dirty again! hands over the mop, then smacks the nuclear-pillow-thrower over the head when he least expected it Anyway, I'd better get back to my position near the door in case that coard decides to come along after all [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

11-21-2001, 02:25 PM	#29
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	All of a sudden one of the pillows in the corner started to shake. Legolas looked over as it was swelling, until it finally burst. Instead of drifting dow the feathers spelled the first part of the prophecy into the air. "When pillows descend upon the head, Men will fall but not fall dead, He who commands the wind and rain, Will seek to find a greater gain Backs be stabbed and people downed, In oceans of featers drowned, Over the backs will crawl as same, Those wielding white squares, all insane One succeeds but rest will fail, Blown away by mighty gale, Found shall be the pillow in magenta shades, And start out shall the evil raids..." Yes, lady and gentlemen, the workings for the quest for the uberpillow have been set in motion. If only you knew the rest of the prophecy...But the pillow is clean out of feathers [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: Legolas ]

11-21-2001, 02:30 PM	#30
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 43 Posts: 2,563	Ach nein! Not the uberpillow! I heard about that in my younger days...I heard it's responsible for killing whole villages! What should we do?! __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

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