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01-21-2001, 03:41 PM
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LOL! Gives hatching a whole new meaning. Yer too smart . . . OK . . . WHAT does a 500 lb pixie SAY?
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01-21-2001, 04:36 PM
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"What does a 500 lb. Pixie say..."
*yum* *smack* "Good Oomphaz...got any more?" What does a nymph say when you blow in her ear? -Sazerac |
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01-21-2001, 04:43 PM
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Actually "Where are Oomphaz found?"
Oomphaz are so big, they rarely get lost! What do you know if you see a party of Oomphaz all wearing matching jerseys? They all belong to the same club (or guild, maybe). Why do Oomphaz wear green sneakers? Mark |
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01-21-2001, 05:27 PM
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Why do Oomphaz wear green sneakers?
Because their red ones are in the wash! Why do Oomphaz have flat feet? |
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01-21-2001, 06:07 PM
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Why do Oomphaz have flat feet?
Because arch supports don't come in size 56. What kind of shoes does Cet want for his birthday? |
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01-21-2001, 06:19 PM
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> What kind of shoes does Cet want for his birthday?
Goody-twoshoes (to get a new body from) |
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01-21-2001, 07:05 PM
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Why do Oomphaz wear green sneakers?
To hide in the grass. Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do Oomphaz have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. What's grey on the inside and clear on the outside? Mark (If your wondering, when I was a kid, I had a book of elephant jokes. It was a big thing in those days, seriously, I wouldn't kid you about it.) |
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01-21-2001, 08:59 PM
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what you do NOT say on a date with Lysandra?
. . . . . "wanna neck?" what you call an imp who restless? (IMPatient!) what you call an imp who has no money? (IMPecunious) what you call an imp who has no shame? (IMPenitent) what an imp must be when he takes a Viagra pill? (IMPotent) gawd somebody stop me with the bad puns.... |
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01-22-2001, 12:26 AM
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How many Highland Rogues does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, their invisible companions do the job. (They have it outnumbered) Ya know, there was a South Park episode about crossing an Oomphaz and a Gourk. |
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01-22-2001, 09:26 AM
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LOL!!!!
back to the top for some more jokes!! Wyv |
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