Stupid Things To Do When You Are Bored.

Then don't use Mordenkainen's sword!

[SixOfSpades]

Originally posted by Alson: Just one thing, though - I think you can throw the Cloak of Sewers in there, too. A Mustard Jelly statue can be... Interesting. *Alson adds "Mighty Odd Statues" to his evil-party TODO list*

How do you think I got the Troll? I feel a Troll would make a better statue than a Mustard Jelly--although, by that same logic, Polymorph Self should be used to turn into a Sword Spider rather than an Ogre.

And what's so "Evil" about creating some funky statuary? Apart from creating a temple to honor Mind Flayers, that is.....

Parting Note #1: Polymorphing, etc., can make the statue gardens in your stronghold, Pocket Plane, etc., be a lot more interesting.

Parting Note #2: What happens when you Flesh to Stone a Stone Golem?

[Sir Goulum]

*sigh* I wish my Baldurs Gate II worked still...

[LennonCook]

Originally posted by SixOfSpades: Parting Note #2: What happens when you Flesh to Stone a Stone Golem?

Not much. Flesh to stone affects flesh only, which a Stone Golem doesn`t have
Stone to Flesh on a Stone Golem or Flesh to Stone on a Flesh golem, though...

[Suzaku]

Ctrl+Q various creatures in the game, check and record their stats for future reference...(really bored)

[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

hehe, using CLUAConsole insert a baslisk or whatever they're called, nasty lizard like things with 6 legs or more in Bg1, summon all the NPCs to your pocket plane, strip em of items if you will, leave more a more dramatical effect, use the CLUAConsole to insert the baslisk, make sure YOUR immune to turn to stone or pertrify, and sit back and enjoy the fun as one after another of your "dear friends" are turned into stone; the quick way of getting a rock garden, but why stop there? Importing a dragon or two can REALLY make your garden come to life, in fact, any number of unusal creatures brings out your pirvate stone "zoo" oh so very much and the best part is, its all *yours* No one else in Faerun would be able to rivel such a collection [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehehhe. soz, just thought I'd add that [img]tongue.gif[/img] I'm not a sadist, really I'm not (A) heheh.

*edit, just make sure your protection from petrification doesnt wear off.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 10-29-2002, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

[Barry the Sprout]

I remember a thread, a while back now, when people discussed the diabolically evil things they had done with their parties. I think the highlights were (mostly for BG1, but can also be applicable to BG2):

1. Cast a charm spell on every person you can in any populous area (Trademeet for example). Using this gather them all in as small an area as you can in the town square. Then cast a Fireball into the middle of it, or possibly even an Abi Dalzims... [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

2. Put the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity on Khalid. Then chuck him and Jaheira out of the party with no weapons and armour. I just love that idea...

[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

LOL; thats not evil, well not TOO evil

1. Cast a charm spell on every person you can in any populous area (Trademeet for example). Using this gather them all in as small an area as you can in the town square. Then cast a Fireball into the middle of it, or possibly even an Abi Dalzims...

I do believe thats called "ethnic cleasing" or similar. Or vengence for the animals slaughtered... or, sheer evil. Take your pic [img]tongue.gif[/img] . Its more fun to do that AFTER they've turned red, and build your statues. "Saviour of Trademeet... and also Destroyer.." *snigger* I am a neutral good allignment still I hope? [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe.

LOL, YES thats an idea; do the turn to stone spells in Trademeet near your OWN statue, heheh. Or release a basisk. [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe.

2. Put the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity on Khalid. Then chuck him and Jaheira out of the party with no weapons and armour. I just love that idea...

lol, thats funny too. But also turn J into a man, that way the roles are as they should be [img]tongue.gif[/img] I prefer setting Anomen up with Edwin tho... after Anomens been turned into the female, (since as far I was concerned, he was born in the wrong gender anyway...) THEN make sure Edwin gets the nether scrolls... and WHAM you have Anowoman and Edwina.. AWWW, everyone wave to the cute couple lol, of course, placing Aerie in a mans body is annoying too; at least when she whines, you can smack her with a stick, *grin* since boys arnt s'posed to hit girls... *evil grin* hehe.

[ 10-29-2002, 12:26 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

[SixOfSpades]

Originally posted by Barry the Sprout: I remember a thread, a while back now, when people discussed the diabolically evil things they had done with their parties. I think the highlights were (mostly for BG1, but can also be applicable to BG2): 1. Cast a charm spell on every person you can in any populous area (Trademeet for example). Using this gather them all in as small an area as you can in the town square. Then cast a Fireball into the middle of it, or possibly even an Abi Dalzims... [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] 2. Put the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity on Khalid. Then chuck him and Jaheira out of the party with no weapons and armour. I just love that idea...

Actually, there were *2* threads, although they both featured the horrific escapades of the same main character--my own dear little Fenris Melkior.

The BG1 story: I'm a Naughty Boy!

The BG2 story: I'm STILL a Naughty Boy!

I've seen some references to the threads in the last few days, but I thought I'd be modest......but then again, hey, I get to toot my own horn once in a while.

[Alson]

Originally posted by SixOfSpades: How do you think I got the Troll? I feel a Troll would make a better statue than a Mustard Jelly--although, by that same logic, Polymorph Self should be used to turn into a Sword Spider rather than an Ogre.

A Jelly statue is more original! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
There's a Troll painting AND a Troll alter in game, so making a Jelly statue seems logical - just to balance things out.

And what's so "Evil" about creating some funky statuary? Apart from creating a temple to honor Mind Flayers, that is.....

Nothing.
It's FUN, though.
As you know well, , playing an evil party is much more fun than a regular, BG2-friendly goody goody party.
I'm playing one now, and it's certainly is. [img]smile.gif[/img]