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Piestrider · 09-15-2002, 11:27 PM

Ralph: And this is my sandbox. Daddy says I can't go in the deep end.

and

Flanders: Well kids, it looks like we're going to have to have pretend Christmas again.
Ned & Tod: Yay!!
Tod: I got a pretend pony!
Ned: I got a Bible Monopoly!

Jorath Calar · 09-16-2002, 05:28 AM

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart. S.M.R.T... I mean S.M.A.R.T

HOmer: Yeah Moe that team really sucked last night, I mean I have seen a team suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked...

Homer (To aliens who have just abducted him): Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids, Eat them.

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Bristowe · 09-16-2002, 05:49 AM

Chief Wiggum is too funny
I remember one episode he picks up the phone to call someplace (forgot where) but anyway, he starts speaking and halfway through his wife dials the number for him...rofl haha

Jorath Calar · 09-16-2002, 06:14 AM

Wiggum during a Grand Lotto: "No you got the wrong number, this is 91....2"

whacky · 09-16-2002, 06:44 AM

My favourate part was in the episode when bart was sent to germany(or russia might be france too cant remember) on a student exchange proggy...poor boy, it was hilarious

AngelofDeath · 09-16-2002, 07:14 AM

Homer Playing Golf......Stuck in a sand trap.

Instructor: "Mr Simpson, try using an open faced club, a sand-Wedge"
Homer: "MMMMMMMMMM, open faced club Sandwich"

Bart and Lisa going to camp....

Marge: "Bart did you pack a swimsuit?"
Bart: "I don't need one, I'm gonna swim Nekkid"

Epona · 09-16-2002, 07:49 AM

These are all from the same episode, where Marge makes Bart play with Ralph Wiggum (Ralph is absolutely my favourite character)

Ralph Wiggum: I found a moonrock in my nose!

_______________

Ralph is running around making strange noises.
Marge: Is that normal?
Wiggum: No, he's just playing 'wiggle puppy'! That's a dog he made up who flies by wagging his tail. Heh, I tell you, that dog has had some amazing adventures.
Marge: Well, Ralph certainly has a lot of imagination.
Wiggum: Aw, yeah, the kid's incredible. I mean the special schools are all over him.

________________

Marge touches Ralph's shoulder...
Ralph: Help! She's touching my special area!

________________

Homer: Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway! And we ran and we hid in this giant tyre, we had... and my other friend was already there..
Marge: All right, all right, now you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer into you, and then it's right to bed.
Homer: Woohoo! Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed

________________

Ralph Wiggum: Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers... unless they do. This one did. Ouch.

________________

Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the leprechaun!
Bart: Riiiiight, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Bart: Uh huh....

________________

Bart and Ralph have been playing in Chief Wiggum's closet...
Wiggam: A 341 in my own bedroom! All right crookie, let's dance!
(Wiggam rolls towards closet and injures his back)
Wiggam (to Ralph): Just what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? Ralphie, you got a friend? Hey, that's fantastic! Here, here, have some riot gear; it's on the house! Aaah, that takes me back to the 60s.

[ 09-16-2002, 07:50 AM: Message edited by: Epona ]

Megabot · 09-16-2002, 02:33 PM

What is so cool about the Simpsons? I dont find it any fun at all!

Jorath Calar · 09-16-2002, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Megabot:
What is so cool about the Simpsons? I dont find it any fun at all!

Oh for gads sake... have you watched it?

Keraptisdm · 09-16-2002, 02:42 PM

Any time that Homer grabs Bart by the throat and chokes him while saying, "Why you little...."

Most parents can relate to that scene. You don't do it, but you sure think it.

09-15-2002, 11:27 PM	#21
Piestrider Zhentarim Guard Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: Waxahachie TX Age: 37 Posts: 389	Ralph: And this is my sandbox. Daddy says I can't go in the deep end. and Flanders: Well kids, it looks like we're going to have to have pretend Christmas again. Ned & Tod: Yay!! Tod: I got a pretend pony! Ned: I got a Bible Monopoly! __________________ yes

09-16-2002, 05:49 AM	#23
Bristowe Elminster Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Victoria, Australia Age: 41 Posts: 449	Chief Wiggum is too funny I remember one episode he picks up the phone to call someplace (forgot where) but anyway, he starts speaking and halfway through his wife dials the number for him...rofl haha __________________ [img]\"http://members.lycos.co.uk/deatbringer/Bristowe-sig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Bristowe, Master Assassin<br />\"Everyone dies sooner or later, why not sooner?\"

09-16-2002, 07:14 AM	#26
AngelofDeath Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: June 11, 2001 Location: Wherever the road takes me..... Age: 54 Posts: 609	Homer Playing Golf......Stuck in a sand trap. Instructor: "Mr Simpson, try using an open faced club, a sand-Wedge" Homer: "MMMMMMMMMM, open faced club Sandwich" Bart and Lisa going to camp.... Marge: "Bart did you pack a swimsuit?" Bart: "I don't need one, I'm gonna swim Nekkid" __________________ I am the Angel of Death You Can Not Hide

09-16-2002, 07:49 AM	#27
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	These are all from the same episode, where Marge makes Bart play with Ralph Wiggum (Ralph is absolutely my favourite character) Ralph Wiggum: I found a moonrock in my nose! _______________ Ralph is running around making strange noises. Marge: Is that normal? Wiggum: No, he's just playing 'wiggle puppy'! That's a dog he made up who flies by wagging his tail. Heh, I tell you, that dog has had some amazing adventures. Marge: Well, Ralph certainly has a lot of imagination. Wiggum: Aw, yeah, the kid's incredible. I mean the special schools are all over him. ________________ Marge touches Ralph's shoulder... Ralph: Help! She's touching my special area! ________________ Homer: Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway! And we ran and we hid in this giant tyre, we had... and my other friend was already there.. Marge: All right, all right, now you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer into you, and then it's right to bed. Homer: Woohoo! Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed ________________ Ralph Wiggum: Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers... unless they do. This one did. Ouch. ________________ Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the leprechaun! Bart: Riiiiight, a leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things. Bart: Uh huh.... ________________ Bart and Ralph have been playing in Chief Wiggum's closet... Wiggam: A 341 in my own bedroom! All right crookie, let's dance! (Wiggam rolls towards closet and injures his back) Wiggam (to Ralph): Just what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? Ralphie, you got a friend? Hey, that's fantastic! Here, here, have some riot gear; it's on the house! Aaah, that takes me back to the 60s. [ 09-16-2002, 07:50 AM: Message edited by: Epona ] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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09-16-2002, 05:28 AM	#22
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart. S.M.R.T... I mean S.M.A.R.T HOmer: Yeah Moe that team really sucked last night, I mean I have seen a team suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked... Homer (To aliens who have just abducted him): Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids, Eat them. [img]smile.gif[/img]

09-16-2002, 06:14 AM	#24
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Wiggum during a Grand Lotto: "No you got the wrong number, this is 91....2"

09-16-2002, 06:44 AM	#25
whacky Emerald Dragon Join Date: July 16, 2002 Location: The Abyss Age: 36 Posts: 904	My favourate part was in the episode when bart was sent to germany(or russia might be france too cant remember) on a student exchange proggy...poor boy, it was hilarious

09-16-2002, 02:33 PM	#28
Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 61 Posts: 3,360	What is so cool about the Simpsons? I dont find it any fun at all!

09-16-2002, 02:42 PM	#30
Keraptisdm Elminster Join Date: August 23, 2002 Location: Near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 61 Posts: 410	Any time that Homer grabs Bart by the throat and chokes him while saying, "Why you little...." Most parents can relate to that scene. You don't do it, but you sure think it.

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