02-23-2004, 07:08 AM | #21 | |
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Yea, it is just a myth anyway, I know a lot of bright women who are blonde. Take lady Reeka for example, she's blonde, but she's so smart she makes me feel inferior [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
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02-23-2004, 08:26 AM | #22 |
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A blonde is running short of cash and decides to kidnap a little kid and hold him for ransom. She hides behind a tree in the local school's playground. When the teachers aren't looking she jumps out and grabs a little boy. She takes him behind the tree and writes a note:
"I want $1 million behind the tree in the playground by tomorrow or you'll never see your kid again!". She sticks the note to the boy's back and tells him to go home. The next day, as she expected the blonde finds a bag of money by the tree with a note attached: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?" A blonde goes to the dentist. Dentist: "Say aaaah.....no don't kneel down!" sorry!! Two blondes decide to rob a bank. Blonde 1: "Ok I'll stay in the car and wait for you, you remember the plan right?! B2: "Right" Blonde 2 goes into the bank. 15 minutes later she comes out dragging the safe by a rope and soon after the security guard comes out hopping with his pants around his ankles. Blonde 1: "You idiot, I said to tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!" Back in the old days a blonde takes a job as a road marker painter. Her job is to use one of those paint rollers to mark the white lines on the road. Her employer says: "All you have to do is fulfil the quota of 5 miles a day." On the first day, the blonde manages to paint 8 miles. The employer is very impressed. On the 2nd day, she only manages 5 miles. The employer is a bit worried but it still fulfils the quota. On the 3rd day, she only manages 2 miles. Employer: "What's happening? You started so well, but today you only managed 2 miles!" Blonde: "I know, but every day I get further from the bucket of paint! "
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02-23-2004, 09:32 AM | #23 |
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Why are blonde considered dumb? I can never figured that out.
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02-23-2004, 09:36 AM | #24 |
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Well, once upon a time there were a bunch of cowled figures sitting in a dark, smoke-filled room. Many of them are still there. They're the ones who assigned all the popular stereotypes still in use today. They also decreed that you couldn't end sentences with prepositions.
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02-23-2004, 09:59 AM | #25 | |
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[ 02-23-2004, 10:02 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]
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02-23-2004, 03:11 PM | #26 | |
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And there's no use in making a site because 1) Most of the blond jokes I know, I didn't make them up and 2) I wouldn't know how to make the website really [img]tongue.gif[/img] .
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02-23-2004, 03:56 PM | #27 |
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ROFL, Vask, I love your sig mate.
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