11-22-2001, 10:58 AM | #21 |
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quote: Sorry its taking so long, im having a bit of a time shortage here and making these story's takes longer then you think. |
11-22-2001, 11:03 AM | #22 |
Jack Burton
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No problem Mufasa! Take all the time you need [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-22-2001, 04:42 PM | #23 |
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LOL, I'm waiting for the next one, keep it coming [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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11-23-2001, 09:02 AM | #24 |
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11-23-2001, 06:27 PM | #25 |
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LMAO!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] OMG... tabledancin, i could kill you...
*bump*
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11-24-2001, 09:14 AM | #26 |
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Bump! And again bump!
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11-24-2001, 05:05 PM | #27 |
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Castle Tolemac, Wizards and Warriors board.
Lioness: [img]graemlins/tong33.gif[/img] Sazerac: My queen, welcome to Wizards and Warriors. I’ve heard you ran into some trouble along the way? Lioness: Thanks you M’lord, we indeed got ambushed by Memnochs forces, though my brave escort defended me well. Sazerac: Elif, please show lioness her room. Byronas, with me please. Byronas: Yes m’lord. Sazerac: How could you allow this happen? Byronas: We couldn’t possible have known there would be a second wave. Those smilies were being butchered, how could there comrades watch them being slaughtered? Sazerac: Memnoch doesn’t care how many of his smilies get deleted, he just wants to win. Byronas: I won’t make the same mistake again sire. Sazerac: I know you wont. Come, we’ll deal with memnoch another day. Now, its time so celebrate Lioness’ arrival. Meanwhile, a few miles down the road. Rikard comes crawling out of the river, covered with mud. Rikard: Cough, disgusting. But at least I have the flask back. Rikard: Now, what shall I wish for? Oh, it doesn’t matter. I just have to see lioness again. Rikard: I see her every time I close my eyes, [img]graemlins/hurura.gif[/img] . I have to get her back. Rikard: Taxi! Adam Warlock: Where too? Rikard: The Wizards and Warriors please. Adam Warlock: Okaaaaaay While castle Tolemac is celebrating, a dark figure attempts to gain access to the queens room. Drake: hehehe, those fools will never suspect that we’ll kidnap the queen here. Sir Exxon: You there, what are doing near that window? Drake: Eh, pizza delivery. The queen wanted me to take it straight to her room. Sir Exxon: Ok, if that’s what she said. Let me help you with that window. Drake: Thanks allot officer, ill be sure to mention how helpful you’ve been. Sir Exxon: No problem, should you spot any suspicious characters sneaking around here. Please report them too me. Drake: Will do, though I really should going now. Don’t want to keep the queen waiting. She’ll be really upset if she gets a cold pizza. Sir Exxon: Yeah, I can imagine that. Move along. Drake: Sure thing Sir Barb: Hold it! Who are you? Sir Exxon: Pizza delivery sir, everything is fine. Sir Barb: Really? Where is his Pizza then? Drake: Oh..I… eh, must have left it in the car. Ill go fetch it right away. Cya later guys. Sir Barb: Stop! Drake: Yes? Sir Barb: These are the middle ages, cars haven’t been invented yet. Neither have pizza’s for that matter. Drake: Uh oh Drake: [img]graemlins/grabblue.gif[/img] Sir Exxon: What was that? Sir Barb: Our new auto-removal function, very handy. Sir Exxon: What will happen to him? Sir Barb: He will be dropped outside the palace gates, near some of our friends. Barb: [img]graemlins/redbite.gif[/img] The next morning Adam Warlock: [img]graemlins/rant.gif[/img] ..And after I won the first prize in the IW magic competition I was so bored with being the almighty overlord and ruling ironworks and all that I decided to become a taxi driver. Rikard: [img]graemlins/sleep3.gif[/img] Zzzzzz Adam Warlock: Interesting isn’t it, I was heading to Wizards and Warriors anyway. The king has organised a tournament, the person that pulls of the most impressive stunt, gets to kiss the queen. Rikard:zzzzzz..huh WHAT?! Adam Warlock: Yup, and I intend to win it. *hands rikard a piece of paper* Adam Warlock: All I have to do I say the words in the right order and a nice kitty will appear, the kings favourite animal. Rikard: Mmh, what would happen if someone were the change the order? Adam Warlock: I dunno, I guess something else would be summoned then. Rikard: *grabs pen* thanks, that’s all I wanted to know. Adam Warlock: Here we are, Castle Tolemac. Since you are my first customer in three months, the ride is free. Rikard: Thanks a lot, looks like the contest has already begon. Better get up there quickly. Adam Warlock: I will, ill see ya afterwards. Rikard: Sure…. [img]graemlins/lamb.gif[/img] Elif: Very nice, NEXT! Adam Warlock: Oh boy, my turn. Adam Warlock: All I need to do is say these words in this order, wait someone has written something under it. Adam Warlock: The order above is wrong, please use the following words. Mmh, very well then. Adam Warlock: Hocus pocus I want to dyus. Adam Warlock: [img]graemlins/wizardtrouble.gif[/img] Elif: Oh, such a nasty accident. Please sent someone up to clean up the mess. Anyone else? Rikard: Yes, me. Elif: What could a lowlife bum like you possible do that could impress the king? Rikard: Ill show you, step a bit closer please. Elif: Like this? Rikard: No, even closer. Elif: Like this? Rikard: Perfect! Don’t move. [img]graemlins/fart.gif[/img] Elif:*Cough* We have a winer. Crowd: Hurrah! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] Sazerac: Splendid! Come here and collect your reward, a kiss from the queen. Rikard: *whispers* I wont kiss you unless you ask me to. Lioness: I never will. Rikard: *louder* I wont kiss the queen, I only have one hart to lose. Crowd: Hurrah! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] Sazerac: You are a strange young man Rikard. I have an offer for you if your willing to hear it? Rikard: Shoot. Sazerac: Why don’t you stay here, I could use a spammer with your talents? [img]graemlins/deal.gif[/img] Rikard: M’lord, I cannot be bound to one place. I will depart tomorrow. Sazerac: Very well then, he will depart tomorrow! Crowd: Hurrah! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] Sazerac: That’s not a good thing! Crowd: Oh.. . Buuuuuuuh! But what the good king Sazerac doesn’t know, is that Memnoch, the Tyrant of Baldurs Gate already has another evil plan ready to capture both the queen and dungeoncraft. Do you want to know more? Be sure to watch the next episode of IRONWORKS THE MOVIE. |
11-24-2001, 05:19 PM | #28 |
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Well made Dreamer! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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11-24-2001, 05:49 PM | #29 |
Jack Burton
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LOL Seen a rerun?
Too bad the commercials have started again |
11-24-2001, 06:29 PM | #30 |
Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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LOL LOL LOL love it! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] I'm glad you take the time to do this! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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