04-28-2004, 09:11 PM | #21 |
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I work in a patent law office, and after 911 we got a few inventors with really wacko ideas re plane security LOL. I cannot remember all the details to these two inventions much anymore, and the files are all boxed up now as they were failures. But one was to where if a terrorist showed himself onboard, the floor of the plane would open up where he was, and he would fall into the cargo area, to be transported to the authorities LOL. The other one was a device that was put under every passenger seat, each passenger seat btw had many straps, so everyone was basically strapped in LOL, and it had basically a big knife LOL that would come up from the seat cushion if a terrorist managed to escape the straps and brand a weapon. The entire idea is just wrong LOL, I mean a knife in the ass probably wouldn't kill you right off in the first place, hurt like hell though I imagine LOL. What kind of a freak mind is serious about this invention I was thinking at the time LOL. Also, I can only imagine some kind of "malfunction" and the knife killing some innocent person just sitting there. LOL no way I would even get on a plane that had that sort of device under the seat! LOL, you'd be surprised how many people want to seriously invent these weird ideas LOL.
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04-29-2004, 02:52 AM | #22 |
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What!?!?
you mean you didn't patent my knife in the ass design! |
04-29-2004, 08:32 AM | #23 | |
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Terrorist: "Alright, everybody FREEZE, this is a highjacking!" Person: "Zzzz... no mommy I dun wann go schoo... Zzzz" Terrorist: "..." [ 04-29-2004, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]
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04-29-2004, 08:54 AM | #24 | |
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04-29-2004, 09:54 AM | #25 | |
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[quote]Originally posted by Firestormalpha:
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And here I am trying to be an original
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04-29-2004, 10:35 AM | #26 |
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OK, strap them all into the seats. But instead of a knife, have each seat rigged up to a giant capacitor for electro-shocks. The Sexy Stews would have a little board and if seat 34B was causing trouble, they'd just hold down the 34-B button until the passenger calmed down.
The problem is that too many flight attendants would be tempted to see if they could use the buttons to make music from the passengers... for example, Beethoven's 5h: La-la-la-la-la
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04-29-2004, 10:37 AM | #27 |
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for example, Beethoven's 5h:
La-la-la-la-la {Ouch!}{Damn!}{Stop!}{Ooooowww!}
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04-29-2004, 01:19 PM | #28 |
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What about genectically altered super kittens????
If they don't stop the terrorists, I could juggle them instead!
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04-29-2004, 01:34 PM | #29 |
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Or, a big nasty bunny, with big bunny teeth. And, because Muslim terrorists wouldn't be caught dead with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, they'd have no way to defeat it!
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04-29-2004, 01:40 PM | #30 |
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I could have my friend Thomas J. (aka. "The Godfather") sit on each of them, one by one. The guy's a carpet warehouse on two legs.
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