BG2 Bar 2 - The Wrath of Bhaal

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Draggor: Hey!!! I'm more hijenic than that thanks very much. Apology accepted. You seem to have scared off he of the psychotic tendencies who shall not be named. Maybe he suffocated on his own undies.

Oh, in that case, sorry again! I thought that most adventurers were like peasants: after the harvest, they sew their underwear together and don't change it for the entire winter I mean, when you're trudging through the wilderness on a quest, wearing full plate, I didn't expect you'd stop to change it
As for my first wedgie victim... I'm not sure whether he even got the joke... he was to busy raving the top of his head off (not to mention lopping off those of about a dozen others )
Kivan, you can get drunk as much as you want for all I care, but if you get sick, you're d*mn well going to clean up your own mess I'm here for entertainment, not for cleaning up people's stomach contents! And Melusine hands Kivan a mop and a bucket of hot water. Just in case....

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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 05-20-2001).]

ACtually, I've managed to train that earth elemental which 'cheesy Tom' summoned before he left. I think we'll call it "Pukey" as that will be its job (don't want to get your new dress mucky)
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I think Killer was put off when he got a ticking off about spam fro mMnemoch on a different thread. He did join our shopping spree, after all. I need to work on getting my own Rep back up after that horse-dung catapult fiasco
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BTW, I'm thinking of putting a creche centre in the other room. What do you guys think? Then Keldorn and others may visit too

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[caleb]

"How much is it to put my head under the spigot?"

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

[Neb]

Kivan goes into the small jungle inside that bar and throws up behind some plants.

[Tom]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: ACtually, I've managed to train that earth elemental which 'cheesy Tom' summoned before he left. I think we'll call it "Pukey" as that will be its job (don't want to get your new dress mucky) . I think Killer was put off when he got a ticking off about spam fro mMnemoch on a different thread. He did join our shopping spree, after all. I need to work on getting my own Rep back up after that horse-dung catapult fiasco . BTW, I'm thinking of putting a creche centre in the other room. What do you guys think? Then Keldorn and others may visit too

Gnome unsummoned elemental(still on marzz)(and summoned another one and put it in the bar that will obey all Gnomes commandes)

[This message has been edited by Tom (edited 05-20-2001).]

Originally posted by caleb: "How much is it to put my head under the spigot?"

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I don't know where you got your new piccy from, but my PC now refuses to show anybody else's gifs

[Draggor]

You have to be clean when you rent the best room in every inn you stay at.

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Just when you thought it was safe to visit this board.

[Malavon]

After a pleasant chat with Melusine, Malavon strides over to the counter and stares at Lord shield untill he notices.
"I would like a tankard of 'Forever Beer' please" he says. "OK, thatll be 180gp." Seeing Malavons lack of responce, he sighs and says "alright itll go on your tab, But, are you good for it? dont lie to me; I can see right thru you!"


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"Build your fortresses, your walled cities, your stone houses. Fill them with light and with music and laughter. I am accident. I am plague and pestilence. I am murder. I am intolerance. I am drought and famine, flood and gluttony. And you" Chaos raised the flaming ball, about to hurl it down onto them-"you are nothing!"---Chaos

[Raze]

My undies are pure, woven adamantite. Stain resistant but cause a considerable amount of chafing.

There's also the problem of them disintegrating everytime I go outside. Its costing me a fortune.

Originally posted by Malavon: After a pleasant chat with Melusine, Malavon strides over to the counter and stares at Lord shield untill he notices. "I would like a tankard of 'Forever Beer' please" he says. "OK, thatll be 180gp." Seeing Malavons lack of responce, he sighs and says "alright itll go on your tab, But, are you good for it? dont lie to me; I can see right thru you!"

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no no no no no. 180gp is the Evermeet Ale. Forever Beer is 58gp a tankard and appears to have the same taste
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By the way, just noticed:
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The BG1 wizard whose three magical daughters you rob on Thief quest? The one who sends you on the Ice Isle quest in TOTSC? His name is SHANDALAR, same as the Twisted Rune lich. Are they meant to be one and the same?


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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp