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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Aeroplanes don't crash in international waters. Only Trains.
If three blondes stand next to each other in a line, what is the sum, the square root and the hypotenuse?
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So that the toilet gremlins can clean them with ease.
Where do the toilet gremlins get their training? |
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Are you a genie? (genies are rich and powerful, you know)
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Elminster
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Only on Thursdays.
Am I hungry?
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"Faster we run... and we die young.." Alice In Chains "Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees" |
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With water chestnuts.
Is thread necromancy dead?
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Nope, it's alive and living in New York.
If all the women in a college were laid end to end, would anyone really be surprised?
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Not really, it happens all the time.
Why can't you find naturally blue prawns?
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Because, in chess, prawns can only be black or white. If they dye their hair, they're trendy, and are called shrimp.
Why do dogs lick their genitals?
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Because no one else will.
Do people really explode in space? |
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