Things that make you go Hmm.... - Page 2

Sir Degrader · 02-11-2006, 10:40 PM

Wow. I am suddenly in favoring of reproduction licenses.

Sir Goulum · 02-12-2006, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by Arvon:

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Originally posted by Sir Degrader:
Are those true?

Knowing the caliber of the current High School graduates, I can believe them. Buy something from the kids in McDs, hand them a $20 and watch one try to make change when the register dies. [/QUOTE]At least I, at the theater, can make change if my till dies. Some people there though... if someone hands them an extra nickel to make it an even $10 change or something they just have no clue what's going on. Kinda pathetic really.

Harkoliar · 02-12-2006, 05:36 AM

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Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:

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Originally posted by VulcanRider:

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Originally posted by robertthebard:

Life is tough.
It's tougher if you're stupid!"_

Stupidity SHOULD be painful. It helps stupid people learn, and keeps the rest of us entertained... [/QUOTE]Only if it were that simple! [/QUOTE]im thinking of the victims of the actions of the stupid people.

Iron Greasel · 02-12-2006, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed. Especially the last on the list.

I think they'll stop breeding soon enough if they keep eating things designed to kill other things.

Gangrell · 02-13-2006, 09:43 AM

Ten
At my work, when rugs are shipped in, we have to unwrap them and put them out on the main floor. One of my coworkers asked me to do this for her in her place, and I asked, "Why, allergies?"

She shook her head and said, "No, I'm allergic."

Eleven
Had a woman come up to me, again, at work and said "Sir, I cut myself on a piece of your merchandise." Telling her to show me, she walked me over to a fire place stain glass gate. She pointed out where she'd cut herself. It looked legit enough, but if you looked at the broken piece from the side, it looked like someone had slammed something into it.

"Ma'am, did you know it was broken before you touched it?"

"Well, yes."

"Then why did you?"

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

ZFR · 02-13-2006, 10:38 AM

12.

"How do you spell VHS?"

vesselle · 02-14-2006, 11:58 AM

13.

woman walks into our boutique, stands inside the front door and looks around. sees me and asks, "excuse me, miss. is this the same store i was in yesterday?"

Sir Degrader · 02-14-2006, 12:10 PM

13

My family walks in with a bunch of tourists, back from Senegal, we're in CDG airport. There's a HUGE nonsmoking sign, 3 policemen, and another sign that everyone walks under. I hear one tourist ask another:
"Is this a non smoking zone?"

robertthebard · 02-14-2006, 03:13 PM

I'm reminded of the Blue Collar Comedy thing, and the one guy's spiel: Here's your sign...

Gangrell · 02-14-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by robertthebard:
I'm reminded of the Blue Collar Comedy thing, and the one guy's spiel: Here's your sign...

Maybe this should be the "here's your sign" thread

02-13-2006, 10:38 AM	#16
ZFR Legion Symbol Join Date: February 14, 2002 Location: Ireland Age: 41 Posts: 7,370	12. "How do you spell VHS?" __________________ ZFR

02-14-2006, 11:58 AM	#17
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	13. woman walks into our boutique, stands inside the front door and looks around. sees me and asks, "excuse me, miss. is this the same store i was in yesterday?" __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

02-14-2006, 03:13 PM	#19
robertthebard Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Wichita, KS USA Age: 62 Posts: 4,537	I'm reminded of the Blue Collar Comedy thing, and the one guy's spiel: Here's your sign... __________________ To those we have lost; May your spirits fly free. Interesting read, one of my blogs.

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02-11-2006, 10:40 PM	#11
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	Wow. I am suddenly in favoring of reproduction licenses.

02-13-2006, 09:43 AM	#15
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 38 Posts: 4,835	Ten At my work, when rugs are shipped in, we have to unwrap them and put them out on the main floor. One of my coworkers asked me to do this for her in her place, and I asked, "Why, allergies?" She shook her head and said, "No, I'm allergic." Eleven Had a woman come up to me, again, at work and said "Sir, I cut myself on a piece of your merchandise." Telling her to show me, she walked me over to a fire place stain glass gate. She pointed out where she'd cut herself. It looked legit enough, but if you looked at the broken piece from the side, it looked like someone had slammed something into it. "Ma'am, did you know it was broken before you touched it?" "Well, yes." "Then why did you?" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

02-14-2006, 12:10 PM	#18
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	13 My family walks in with a bunch of tourists, back from Senegal, we're in CDG airport. There's a HUGE nonsmoking sign, 3 policemen, and another sign that everyone walks under. I hear one tourist ask another: "Is this a non smoking zone?"

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