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Old 11-27-2005, 08:04 AM   #11
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In regard to #16: Women always go to the restroom in groups so that they can call the mothership for instructions...
Nah, we're just talking about you behind your backs.

Mm.. I've begun to enjoy lists like these. They make my own work much easier... though I'm not sure how to site "List circulating on internet found on gaming forum website" in a psychology paper.
[/QUOTE]Ah, that's easy. "Not to be taken literally." Does that make your work easier still?
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Old 11-27-2005, 08:06 AM   #12
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Males are the dominant specie of animal though. Just switch to discovery channel tonight and you'll see
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Old 11-27-2005, 10:41 AM   #13
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Road Trip - His and Hers


HER VERSION:
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window
3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
4. Arrives at destination presently.

HIS VERSION:
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
4. Finally rolls down window
5. Hocks a loogie
6. Pulls up to a 7 -11
7. Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
8. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
9. Gets back into car.
10. Farts
11. After he closes the door.
12. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this
is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
14. Almost hits a deer
15. Curses the night
16. Curses you
17. Curses the large slurpee
18. Stops by the side of the road
19 Takes a leak
20. Still taking a leak.
21. Almost done
22. I think.
23. Returns to car
24. Drives and fiddles with radio.
25. Yells at you for suggesting the map again
26. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
27. He hates your sister.
28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
29. He had to look up pernicious.
30. Couldn't find a dictionary.
31. Finally found a dictionary
32. Couldn't spell pernicious.
33. Seethes at the memory of it all
34. But she is laughing inside...
35. And of course you're still lost.
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Old 11-27-2005, 10:42 AM   #14
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>75. If another guy comes along in the same outfit, you may become lifelong mates
Hahaha, I love that!
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Old 11-27-2005, 03:37 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sever:
quote:
Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar:
quote:
Originally posted by robertthebard:
In regard to #16: Women always go to the restroom in groups so that they can call the mothership for instructions...
Nah, we're just talking about you behind your backs.

Mm.. I've begun to enjoy lists like these. They make my own work much easier... though I'm not sure how to site "List circulating on internet found on gaming forum website" in a psychology paper.
[/QUOTE]Ah, that's easy. "Not to be taken literally." Does that make your work easier still?
[/QUOTE]The fact remains that people find this sort of thing amusing. One can't find it funny if one can't relate to it at all, can you? And somebody took the time to write such a list... I just find it interesting, is all.
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Old 11-27-2005, 03:47 PM   #16
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Quote:
Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar:
quote:
Originally posted by Sever:
quote:
Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar:
quote:
Originally posted by robertthebard:
In regard to #16: Women always go to the restroom in groups so that they can call the mothership for instructions...
Nah, we're just talking about you behind your backs.

Mm.. I've begun to enjoy lists like these. They make my own work much easier... though I'm not sure how to site "List circulating on internet found on gaming forum website" in a psychology paper.
[/QUOTE]Ah, that's easy. "Not to be taken literally." Does that make your work easier still?
[/QUOTE]The fact remains that people find this sort of thing amusing. One can't find it funny if one can't relate to it at all, can you? And somebody took the time to write such a list... I just find it interesting, is all.
[/QUOTE]Its surprisingly easy to identify with things nowadays, due to the internet and whatnot, so there's no excuse for you not laughing. Unless your this fellow:
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Old 11-27-2005, 06:47 PM   #17
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>78. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at that image for some reason!
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Old 11-27-2005, 11:16 PM   #18
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quote:
Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar:
quote:
Originally posted by Sever:
quote:
Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar:
quote:
Originally posted by robertthebard:
In regard to #16: Women always go to the restroom in groups so that they can call the mothership for instructions...
Nah, we're just talking about you behind your backs.

Mm.. I've begun to enjoy lists like these. They make my own work much easier... though I'm not sure how to site "List circulating on internet found on gaming forum website" in a psychology paper.
[/QUOTE]Ah, that's easy. "Not to be taken literally." Does that make your work easier still?
[/QUOTE]The fact remains that people find this sort of thing amusing. One can't find it funny if one can't relate to it at all, can you? And somebody took the time to write such a list... I just find it interesting, is all.
[/QUOTE]Its surprisingly easy to identify with things nowadays, due to the internet and whatnot, so there's no excuse for you not laughing. Unless your this fellow:
[/QUOTE]Hm.. Airtight logic. Can I slip out of it by saying I'm not laughing because of the atrocious syntax?
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Old 11-28-2005, 02:56 AM   #19
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Males have a thing in there nose for direction i read once.. All male animals have it, but we don't use it as much.
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:16 AM   #20
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>79. If something doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room [img]smile.gif[/img]
So true [img]smile.gif[/img]
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