The Death Psychic..... - Page 2

burnzey boi · 09-29-2005, 10:24 PM

actualy their banning smoking in cars now too..

burnzey boi · 09-29-2005, 10:25 PM

i aint trying that thing until i know its real.. somebody die and prove its wrong, damnit!

Ilander · 09-29-2005, 10:46 PM

Jose Conseco and my roomate are both going to be beaten to death on a golf course by a crazed man with a golf club.

shadowhound · 09-29-2005, 11:01 PM

"An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room."
Talk about going out in style.

EDIT: Oddly enough I did get hit by an improperly hung wall fan earlier in the year [img]redface.gif[/img] hurt like a bugger but no real injury, hope thats not a sign

[ 09-29-2005, 11:06 PM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

burnzey boi · 09-29-2005, 11:33 PM

While angrily shaking a vending machine to recover your dangling bag of chips, the machine falls onto you, crushing you beneath it.. Does this mean i'm going to be overweight?

Eagle eye · 09-29-2005, 11:38 PM

'A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.'

how nice...

Hivetyrant · 09-29-2005, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by burnzey boi:
While angrily shaking a vending machine to recover your dangling bag of chips, the machine falls onto you, crushing you beneath it..

lol! That's gotta be the funniest one so far

Kakero · 09-30-2005, 12:44 AM

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled teammate with a bar of soap stuffed in a gym sock.

How interesting.

Sir Goulum · 09-30-2005, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by T-D-C:
Let it be told that......

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

Hmmm lucky I don't smoke anymore

Yours is at least painless. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Iron Greasel · 09-30-2005, 06:32 AM

Quote:

While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.

It's not a roque ceiling fan, but I guess it could be worse.

09-29-2005, 10:24 PM	#11
burnzey boi Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 14, 2004 Location: Western Australia Age: 34 Posts: 800	actualy their banning smoking in cars now too.. __________________ burnzey - The Australian kiss, like a French kiss, but down under (Main)Undead Mage - 70, Orc Warrior - 70, Blood Elf Paladin - 70, Orc Shaman - 70, Troll Rogue - 70, Orc Hunter - 65, UD Warlock 61, BE Priest 60, Tauren Drood - 60 OM NOM NOM NOM

09-29-2005, 10:25 PM	#12
burnzey boi Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 14, 2004 Location: Western Australia Age: 34 Posts: 800	i aint trying that thing until i know its real.. somebody die and prove its wrong, damnit! __________________ burnzey - The Australian kiss, like a French kiss, but down under (Main)Undead Mage - 70, Orc Warrior - 70, Blood Elf Paladin - 70, Orc Shaman - 70, Troll Rogue - 70, Orc Hunter - 65, UD Warlock 61, BE Priest 60, Tauren Drood - 60 OM NOM NOM NOM

09-29-2005, 10:46 PM	#13
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,820	Jose Conseco and my roomate are both going to be beaten to death on a golf course by a crazed man with a golf club. __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

09-29-2005, 11:01 PM	#14
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	"An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room." Talk about going out in style. EDIT: Oddly enough I did get hit by an improperly hung wall fan earlier in the year [img]redface.gif[/img] hurt like a bugger but no real injury, hope thats not a sign [ 09-29-2005, 11:06 PM: Message edited by: shadowhound ] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

09-29-2005, 11:33 PM	#15
burnzey boi Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 14, 2004 Location: Western Australia Age: 34 Posts: 800	While angrily shaking a vending machine to recover your dangling bag of chips, the machine falls onto you, crushing you beneath it.. Does this mean i'm going to be overweight? __________________ burnzey - The Australian kiss, like a French kiss, but down under (Main)Undead Mage - 70, Orc Warrior - 70, Blood Elf Paladin - 70, Orc Shaman - 70, Troll Rogue - 70, Orc Hunter - 65, UD Warlock 61, BE Priest 60, Tauren Drood - 60 OM NOM NOM NOM

09-29-2005, 11:38 PM	#16
Eagle eye Elminster Join Date: May 13, 2004 Location: New Zealand Age: 34 Posts: 409	'A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.' how nice...

09-30-2005, 12:44 AM	#18
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	You are beaten to death by a disgruntled teammate with a bar of soap stuffed in a gym sock. How interesting.

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