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Old 07-10-2005, 04:02 PM   #11
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Those are great!

I have one to add:

The surest way for a woman to be attacked by a serial killer is to bathe alone in her house and/or go skinny dipping.
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Old 07-10-2005, 04:54 PM   #12
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- One man shooting at 20 men has a betteer chance of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.
Hehe... it's so true. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]especially about cops! some of them could be standing right in front of you and miss! [/QUOTE]Or James Bond. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 07-10-2005, 07:57 PM   #13
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the "bump" or "crash" in the other room should always be checked out ALONE.
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Old 07-10-2005, 08:40 PM   #14
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when a you use a computer software (especcially that on police computers) to search for a person, its starts flipping through all those different person faces till it finds the one you want.
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Old 07-10-2005, 09:09 PM   #15
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you never say "bye" when ending a telephone conversation...
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Old 07-10-2005, 11:46 PM   #16
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When someone in an office finishes work for the day, they don't have to save or shut down the computer, they just stop typing & hit the power...
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Old 07-11-2005, 01:14 AM   #17
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LOL..you guys are good at that.
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Old 07-11-2005, 01:35 AM   #18
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When you see a murderer with a mask and a knife you should always stand still and scream for 5 minutes.

Whenever you come to a fork in a tunnel you should always stare in 1 direction and never look behind you.
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Old 07-11-2005, 02:19 PM   #19
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After narrowly escaping a killer,never leave your friends and go off alone saying,"i'll be back!"
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