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Quintesson
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Those are great!
I have one to add: The surest way for a woman to be attacked by a serial killer is to bathe alone in her house and/or go skinny dipping. |
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the "bump" or "crash" in the other room should always be checked out ALONE.
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when a you use a computer software (especcially that on police computers) to search for a person, its starts flipping through all those different person faces till it finds the one you want.
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you never say "bye" when ending a telephone conversation...
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When someone in an office finishes work for the day, they don't have to save or shut down the computer, they just stop typing & hit the power...
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LOL..you guys are good at that.
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When you see a murderer with a mask and a knife you should always stand still and scream for 5 minutes.
Whenever you come to a fork in a tunnel you should always stare in 1 direction and never look behind you.
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After narrowly escaping a killer,never leave your friends and go off alone saying,"i'll be back!"
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