Darwin Award - Page 2

RoSs_bg2_rox · 06-17-2005, 05:23 PM

The guy didn't actually die (elephant one)???

As for the toilet one, I gave it a 1, because I thought it was quite crap...but there we go.

VulcanRider · 06-17-2005, 05:39 PM

Nope, the zookeeper didn't die. In fact, it never happened.

Story on Snopes.com

Lucern · 06-17-2005, 05:58 PM

hah, good call VulcanRider. I was about to add that the 'poo' just doesn't add up here. That elephant would have to be about 80% bowels to leave that lol.

Like in Jurassic Park with the triceratops feces. They'd have to be Tarrasque sized [img]smile.gif[/img]

The Snopes article doesn't comment on it, but the mass of feces is less reliable than, say, the absurdity of the elephant using that stand lol.

Even less reliably, anything with that jagged edge sticker style of label I just don't trust

VulcanRider · 06-17-2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucern:
Like in Jurassic Park with the triceratops feces. They'd have to be Tarrasque sized [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yep, when will Hollywood learn? If the top of the pile is higher than your a$$hole it's just not believable... I remember thinking that maybe that triceratops wasn't sick. Based on the size of that pile she's just exhausted...

Sir Goulum · 06-17-2005, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VulcanRider:
Nope, the zookeeper didn't die. In fact, it never happened.

Story on Snopes.com

I should hope it never happened. That mound of poo is half the size of the elephant. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

06-17-2005, 05:23 PM	#11
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06-17-2005, 05:39 PM	#12
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06-17-2005, 05:58 PM	#13
Lucern Quintesson Join Date: August 28, 2004 Location: the middle of Michigan Age: 43 Posts: 1,011	hah, good call VulcanRider. I was about to add that the 'poo' just doesn't add up here. That elephant would have to be about 80% bowels to leave that lol. Like in Jurassic Park with the triceratops feces. They'd have to be Tarrasque sized [img]smile.gif[/img] The Snopes article doesn't comment on it, but the mass of feces is less reliable than, say, the absurdity of the elephant using that stand lol. Even less reliably, anything with that jagged edge sticker style of label I just don't trust

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