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03-05-2004, 07:18 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 42
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You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
this is actually a tongue twister 
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03-05-2004, 11:29 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: August 30, 2001
Location: somewhere
Age: 55
Posts: 1,785
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[img]tongue.gif[/img] I'm rubber, you're glue, etc, etc.
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03-05-2004, 08:47 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: December 31, 2003
Location: SE Tornado Belt
Age: 64
Posts: 341
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Thou art a lunatic dirty-minded foul-mouthed rebellious sleezoid!
You are a weak unfocussed numb dull crackertacker! (crackertacker?) You be a small minded greedy brusque sycophantic peabrain You be a snotty swell-headed empty-headed upset ponyhead! You be a snippety pigheaded presumptuous self-righteous son of a bish! http://www.monkeydog.com/monkeyinsult1.htm |
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03-05-2004, 09:40 PM
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Gold Dragon
 Join Date: March 29, 2002
Location: Canada
Age: 52
Posts: 2,534
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Very creative!
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