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02-26-2004, 07:53 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: December 31, 2003
Location: SE Tornado Belt
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A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve ropes here. You ain't a rope er ya?"
The rope leans over, ties a knot in his head and fluffs out the ends and sez... "Nope. Frayed Knot." [img]graemlins/verysad.gif[/img] (Sometimes the really bad ones just stick with ya. :\ ) |
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02-26-2004, 08:15 AM
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Zartan
 Join Date: May 20, 2003
Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
Age: 35
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one liners? Honestly InjaYew, get with the times
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02-26-2004, 09:02 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
Join Date: December 31, 2003
Location: SE Tornado Belt
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Moi? Behind the times?
Just for that... A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." Beware. I am armed with bad jokes and I'm not afraid to use 'em! 
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02-26-2004, 09:25 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
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Not a one-liner, but...
Guy walks into a bar on a Saturday night and orders three beers. He drinks them and orders three more. "Why're you drinking three at a time?" asks the bartender. "One for me and one for both of my brothers," replies the man. "They're back in Ireland and I don't get to see them much." This repeats every Saturday for six months until the man comes in and orders two beers. "I'm sorry to hear about your loss," says the bartender. "What?" asks the man. "Oh, no, my brothers are fine. I've just given up drinking."
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02-27-2004, 06:12 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
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A baby seal walks into a club....
[img]smile.gif[/img] |
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02-27-2004, 09:36 AM
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Zartan
Join Date: May 20, 2003
Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
Age: 35
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lol Jorath!
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02-27-2004, 11:36 AM
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Apophis
  Join Date: July 10, 2002
Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window.
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A hobo runs into a bar and up to the counter. He says, "Hurry, hurry! Give me a shot of your most expensive whiskey!" So the bartender complies. He gulps it down.
"Another, another, quick, before it starts!" Bartender serves him again. "Hurry! Quickly! It'll start soon!" The bartender thinks this is sort of strange, but plays along. "More! More! It'll start any moment now!" So the bartender pours it, and asks, "Say, just how are you going to pay for all that whiskey?" "It's started..."
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02-27-2004, 12:52 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: March 24, 2002
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That's a long one liner LOL.
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02-27-2004, 05:29 PM
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 Join Date: January 6, 2003
Location: NJ, USA
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Celine Dione walks into a bar, and the barman asks, "What's with the long face, Celine?"
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02-28-2004, 12:17 AM
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Egyptian Goddess of the Dead
 Join Date: July 12, 2001
Location: South Carolina
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ROFL Quietman.
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