who will be the next Pope?

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by johnny: Start praying Willow.... start praying.

Actually I would stop praying (if that was possible ) if you ever became the pope. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bungleau, LOL! But I think there's a point in your joke. Since johnny would make every church into a pub the number of visitors would probably increase.

[Gangrell]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by WillowIX: quote: Originally posted by johnny: Is it too late to apply ? I could use a new job.

*shudders* Imagine Johnny as the pope... *shudders violently* [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Start praying Willow.... start praying. [/QUOTE]What would the holy relic be? A mug of beer? [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img]

[LordKathen]

Do you think they will do a background check first?

[ 10-17-2003, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]

[Harkoliar]

(imagines johnny drinking lots of wine during the ceremony, walking sideways, wobbling left and right, then making funny noises, then singing off-tune then finally throwing up on queen elizabeth..)

im sure you would be remembered for that johnny ... and will be in the history forever..

[ 10-17-2003, 04:45 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ]

[shadowhound]

Great, now I have the image of Pope Johnny blessing a child in the basin of Holy Beer!

[Donut]

Originally posted by WillowIX: How could one guess who will be the next pope? I mean does anyone know the names of the cardinals etc.? Anyway I'm sad to see this one go. I like him even though I doesn't agree with him about religious matters. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Wanna bet?


Current odds:


Dionigi Tettamanzi 5/4 -
Jaime Lucas Ortega y Alamino 7/2 -
Francis Arinze 4 -
Giacomo Biffi 8 -
Count Christoph von Schoenborn 10 -
Giovanni Battista Re 10 -
Jorge Mario Bergoglio 12 -
Joseph Ratzinger 12 -
Claudio Hummes 14 -
Jean-Marie Lustiger 16 -
Miloslav Vlk (Czech Republic) 16 -
Godfried Daneels 20 -
Norberto Rivera Carrera 20 -

My money's on the Nigerian Arinze.