Man Fatally Injured by Exploding Pickle - Page 2

BaRoN NiGhT · 09-25-2003, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Paladin2000:

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Originally posted by Cristian:
err was it a joke? or was it true i dont get it.. O_o

Of course it is a joke. I have never seen a pickle with "uranium seed" before. Otherwise we would have nuclear bombs made from pickles. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]bwahahaha, picleared (pickled nuclear) bomb!

Rokenn · 09-25-2003, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Grojlach:
And I have the feeling there's some distasteful underlying xenophobism (or at least anti-muslim feelings) at the base of the joke as well, but I can't quite work out the actual point of it either.
Just don't quit your day-job yet, Azimaith. [/QB]

I agree with all your points Grojlach. It was unfunny and borderline racist, imo [img]smile.gif[/img]

09-25-2003, 11:40 AM

[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] I liked it. Very well done Azimaith.

Granamere · 09-25-2003, 12:12 PM

Going to work now to sitck a jar of pickles in the microwave and run for it! How long until they blow up.? Heck I will just wing it. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Yhea no work today or for awhile until they can clean up the place! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Granamere

[ 09-25-2003, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: Granamere ]

Azimaith · 09-25-2003, 01:20 PM

The joke would rely on using Kosher pickles, basically followers of judiasm eat kosher foods, Kosher pickles exploding, get it. Zionist equals jewish. Zionist pickles. If you think its racist well I suppose thats your view, I don't see how it is.

You could take it in terms that its making fun of the ridiculous amount of hate between the two groups that even a freak accident like an exploding pickle would be blamed on the other side. It really wouldn't mean nearly the same thing if I said: Today a Human being was killed by an exploding pickle. Am I supposed to say: The 26 year old man of a race though we won't say which because labeling races is bad.. and wrong.

Come on people.

[ 09-25-2003, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Azimaith ]

john · 09-25-2003, 02:05 PM

Azimaith,I thought that was a pretty funny story,it did have me going for a second or two.And to anyone who feels that stories like this are racist go soak your head in a pickel barrel.

Cristian · 09-25-2003, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Rokenn:

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Originally posted by Grojlach:
And I have the feeling there's some distasteful underlying xenophobism (or at least anti-muslim feelings) at the base of the joke as well, but I can't quite work out the actual point of it either.
Just don't quit your day-job yet, Azimaith.

I agree with all your points Grojlach. It was unfunny and borderline racist, imo [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QB][/QUOTE]ah dont take it so seriously.. not such a racist joke tbh... and who likes muslims ? [img]tongue.gif[/img] ... almost as bad as Colombians... seriously dont say its a racist joke ya dont now nothing about racism...

Azimaith · 09-25-2003, 08:43 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Grojlach:
And I have the feeling there's some distasteful underlying xenophobism (or at least anti-muslim feelings) at the base of the joke as well, but I can't quite work out the actual point of it either.
Just don't quit your day-job yet, Azimaith. [/qb]

Apparently by attempting to bombast me with words like "xenophobic" he intends to discredit my article.. You can't make fun of anything without being labeled as a racist anymore. Ugh, I would exclaim Jesus Christ save me from this idiocy! But then I would be labeled as an anti-semitist... I'm thinking of new articles to write so if you guys can come up with random sounding words that could be made into a ridiculous article I'd love to hear them.

LONG LIVE THE NUCLEAR PICKLE!!!

[ 09-25-2003, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: Azimaith ]

09-26-2003, 07:22 AM

I'll never look at a pickle the same way again!

cloud ff7 38 · 09-26-2003, 10:26 AM

i usually just take peoples word on things but an exploding killer pickle just sounded intresting.

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09-25-2003, 01:20 PM	#15
Azimaith Manshoon Join Date: July 1, 2003 Location: Hawaii Age: 39 Posts: 173	The joke would rely on using Kosher pickles, basically followers of judiasm eat kosher foods, Kosher pickles exploding, get it. Zionist equals jewish. Zionist pickles. If you think its racist well I suppose thats your view, I don't see how it is. You could take it in terms that its making fun of the ridiculous amount of hate between the two groups that even a freak accident like an exploding pickle would be blamed on the other side. It really wouldn't mean nearly the same thing if I said: Today a Human being was killed by an exploding pickle. Am I supposed to say: The 26 year old man of a race though we won't say which because labeling races is bad.. and wrong. Come on people. [ 09-25-2003, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Azimaith ] __________________ The Democrats bash the Republicans and the Republicans bash the democrats, now everyones got mud in their eyes and they can\'t see what matters.<br />Check out this site: [url]\"http://www.thehaca.com/about.htm\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.thehaca.com/about.htm</a>

09-25-2003, 02:05 PM	#16
john Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: central coast of Ca. Age: 78 Posts: 653	Azimaith,I thought that was a pretty funny story,it did have me going for a second or two.And to anyone who feels that stories like this are racist go soak your head in a pickel barrel. __________________ John

09-25-2003, 08:43 PM	#18
Azimaith Manshoon Join Date: July 1, 2003 Location: Hawaii Age: 39 Posts: 173	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Grojlach: And I have the feeling there's some distasteful underlying xenophobism (or at least anti-muslim feelings) at the base of the joke as well, but I can't quite work out the actual point of it either. Just don't quit your day-job yet, Azimaith. [/qb] Apparently by attempting to bombast me with words like "xenophobic" he intends to discredit my article.. You can't make fun of anything without being labeled as a racist anymore. Ugh, I would exclaim Jesus Christ save me from this idiocy! But then I would be labeled as an anti-semitist... I'm thinking of new articles to write so if you guys can come up with random sounding words that could be made into a ridiculous article I'd love to hear them. LONG LIVE THE NUCLEAR PICKLE!!! [ 09-25-2003, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: Azimaith ] __________________ The Democrats bash the Republicans and the Republicans bash the democrats, now everyones got mud in their eyes and they can\'t see what matters.<br />Check out this site: [url]\"http://www.thehaca.com/about.htm\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.thehaca.com/about.htm</a>

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09-25-2003, 11:40 AM	#13
GForce Guest Posts: n/a	[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] I liked it. Very well done Azimaith.

09-25-2003, 12:12 PM	#14
Granamere Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 27, 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC USA Age: 52 Posts: 372	Going to work now to sitck a jar of pickles in the microwave and run for it! How long until they blow up.? Heck I will just wing it. [img]smile.gif[/img] Yhea no work today or for awhile until they can clean up the place! [img]smile.gif[/img] Granamere [ 09-25-2003, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: Granamere ]

09-26-2003, 07:22 AM	#19
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09-26-2003, 10:26 AM	#20
cloud ff7 38 User suspended until [Nov26] Join Date: August 7, 2003 Location: Midgar Age: 36 Posts: 533	i usually just take peoples word on things but an exploding killer pickle just sounded intresting.

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