I am a desperate person - Page 2

Lord Lothar · 08-20-2003, 05:47 PM

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I'm pissing fire, doc.
*typical black-guy imitates white geek voice*: You mean you have a burning sensation when you urinate?
No, when I piss, fire shoot out my d**k. I nearly burned down tha house! I have to go outside to pee!

The first time I heard that, I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes...I had to stop the movie and go to the washroom...

Animal · 08-20-2003, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by johnny:
You have been watching Eddie Murphy's "delirious"", havent you ?

You had one of those shoe throwing mothers too? [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 08-20-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Animal:

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Originally posted by johnny:
You have been watching Eddie Murphy's "delirious"", havent you ?

You had one of those shoe throwing mothers too? [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Yeah, and pretty damn accurate too.

Reeka · 08-21-2003, 02:34 PM

If you are really serious about this, my only question is: Don't they sell ice cream in stores where you live?

Harkoliar · 08-22-2003, 12:00 AM

im just speechless now

.. next time have a roller blades or skates or skateboard in place to chase the truck next time!

GokuZool · 08-22-2003, 02:39 AM

[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

I'm suprised the ice-cream truck driver didn't hit the accelerator and speed off, seeing a crazy guy, screaming like mad, with no shoes, running towards him!

08-21-2003, 02:34 PM	#14
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08-22-2003, 12:00 AM	#15
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	im just speechless now .. next time have a roller blades or skates or skateboard in place to chase the truck next time! __________________ Catch me if you can..

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GokuZool Lord Ao Join Date: September 11, 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,061	[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] I'm suprised the ice-cream truck driver didn't hit the accelerator and speed off, seeing a crazy guy, screaming like mad, with no shoes, running towards him!

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