How Un-Intelligent are you? - Page 2

Rageheart · 03-17-2003, 12:21 PM

unintelligent? Is that even a word? If it is......then that means im like 82% unintellighet

Ace of Spades · 03-17-2003, 01:50 PM

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

80% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 80% Un-telligent

And as always, we publish overall test statistics:

4908197 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male

Currently, males are averaging higher!

The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

NiceWorg · 03-17-2003, 02:20 PM

58%, the test is a liar..

Brennihelvete · 03-17-2003, 05:07 PM

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

66% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img]

. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling [img]graemlins/littleangel.gif[/img] is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img] , a decent and respectable sense of morality [img]graemlins/finger2.gif[/img] , and a lack of self-confidence [img]graemlins/question.gif[/img] . The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 66% Un-telligent

[img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 03-17-2003, 05:21 PM: Message edited by: Brennihelvete ]

slicer15 · 03-17-2003, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace of Spades:
The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

80% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 80% Un-telligent

And as always, we publish overall test statistics:

4908197 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male

Currently, males are averaging higher!

The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

Are you a 19 year-old female?

I was 56% by the way.

Timber Loftis · 03-17-2003, 05:43 PM

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

85% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
Well, I am a lawyer, after all.

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
What? Was I supposed to kill the dog? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 85% Un-telligent

The Hierophant · 03-17-2003, 06:12 PM

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

87% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 87% Un-telligent

aaaaaaahhhhh yeeeeeaaaahh.... *goes back to resting on his laurels*

[ 03-17-2003, 06:13 PM: Message edited by: The Hierophant ]

Animal · 03-17-2003, 08:28 PM

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

74% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Whatever...

LS0158 · 03-17-2003, 08:45 PM

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

45% Un-telligent

I liked the third paragraph about how I'm nonviolent, but mauling co-workers is one way to solve a problem. I am a student, so it's actually co-students. One of my friends pretends to "assassinate" me sometimes.

[ 03-17-2003, 08:49 PM: Message edited by: LS0158 ]

Lady Blue03 · 03-18-2003, 01:17 AM

Gee, I am the only female so far to get a 78% un-intelligent score? Tsk [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I don't get it though, does it mean i am below or above average intelligence? *scratches head*

03-17-2003, 12:21 PM	#11
Rageheart Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 12, 2002 Location: ??? Age: 35 Posts: 929	unintelligent? Is that even a word? If it is......then that means im like 82% unintellighet __________________ Matt never had been on the team before, so we knew he was lying.

03-17-2003, 01:50 PM	#12
Ace of Spades The Magister Join Date: July 9, 2001 Location: Colorado, USA Age: 61 Posts: 108	The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass." You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 80% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 80% Un-telligent And as always, we publish overall test statistics: 4908197 people have taken the un-telligence test Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male Currently, males are averaging higher! The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19! __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Reviled throughout the MultiVerse<br />

03-17-2003, 02:20 PM	#13
NiceWorg Baaz Draconian Join Date: January 15, 2002 Location: Vaasa, Finland Age: 42 Posts: 772	58%, the test is a liar.. __________________ Fell in love with a country girl, morning sunshine<br />She was up from a nether world, just to bust another soul<br />[url]\"http://jarkokson.suddenlaunch.com\" target=\"_blank\">Click!</a>

03-17-2003, 05:07 PM	#14
Brennihelvete Avatar Join Date: September 25, 2002 Location: Norway Age: 39 Posts: 516	You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 66% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] . We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling [img]graemlins/littleangel.gif[/img] is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img] , a decent and respectable sense of morality [img]graemlins/finger2.gif[/img] , and a lack of self-confidence [img]graemlins/question.gif[/img] . The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 66% Un-telligent [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 03-17-2003, 05:21 PM: Message edited by: Brennihelvete ] __________________

03-17-2003, 05:43 PM	#16
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass." You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 85% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: Well, I am a lawyer, after all. "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. What? Was I supposed to kill the dog? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 85% Un-telligent __________________

03-17-2003, 06:12 PM	#17
The Hierophant Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: May 10, 2002 Location: Dunedin, New Zealand. Age: 42 Posts: 2,860	You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 87% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 87% Un-telligent aaaaaaahhhhh yeeeeeaaaahh.... goes back to resting on his laurels [ 03-17-2003, 06:13 PM: Message edited by: The Hierophant ] __________________ [img]\"hosted/Hierophant.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Strewth!

03-17-2003, 08:28 PM	#18
Animal Gold Dragon Join Date: March 29, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,534	The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass." You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 74% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Whatever... __________________ It\'s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye...then it becomes a sport.<br /> [img]\"http://members.shaw.ca/mtholdings/bsmeter.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

03-17-2003, 08:45 PM	#19
LS0158 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: November 11, 2002 Location: North Carolina Age: 65 Posts: 351	Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood: "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." 45% Un-telligent I liked the third paragraph about how I'm nonviolent, but mauling co-workers is one way to solve a problem. I am a student, so it's actually co-students. One of my friends pretends to "assassinate" me sometimes. [ 03-17-2003, 08:49 PM: Message edited by: LS0158 ]

03-18-2003, 01:17 AM	#20
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	Gee, I am the only female so far to get a 78% un-intelligent score? Tsk [img]tongue.gif[/img] I don't get it though, does it mean i am below or above average intelligence? scratches head __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

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