Say It Isn't So - Page 2

SomeGuy · 01-13-2003, 07:18 PM

*finds brick*
*Stands with brick in hand*
*tosses up brick and looks to see how high it went*
*Can't see it*
*brick hit's head*

ow...

*looks at Horatio's split head*
ew.....HAHA! Oh hoh misfortunent one,you must learn to always expect death from above!

Gammit · 01-13-2003, 07:20 PM

Reminds me of "Redneck Fireworks." The two brothers in my band (huge rednecks) once spent the 4th of July lighting M-80s and launching them from an oversize (it took three people to operate it) slingshot while drunk. The craziness ended when one lower-powered firecracker dropped to the younger brother's feet before going off. I've never seen a grown man jump so high...

Animal · 01-13-2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by Arvon:
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The Merced (Calif.) Sun-Star reported on Dec. 10 that an unnamed man was taken to a hospital in Modesto, Calif., after his head was split open by a brick. Police, called to the scene, were expecting to find foul play, but witnesses said the man was merely trying to see how high up he could throw a brick, and since it was dark (2:30 a.m.), the man lost track of the brick's flight and could not get out of the way when it came down on his head. Police said alcohol appeared to be involved. [Merced Sun-Star, 12-10-02]

Anybody seen Lord of Alcohol recently?

johnny · 01-13-2003, 08:43 PM

Not in the last few days. Why ? Wanna report him missing ?

Animal · 01-13-2003, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by johnny:
Not in the last few days. Why ? Wanna report him missing ?

Nah, he's probably on a beer run. [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-13-2003, 07:18 PM	#11
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	finds brick Stands with brick in hand tosses up brick and looks to see how high it went Can't see it brick hit's head ow... looks at Horatio's split head ew.....HAHA! Oh hoh misfortunent one,you must learn to always expect death from above! __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

01-13-2003, 07:20 PM	#12
Gammit Elminster Join Date: October 26, 2001 Location: Sterling Heights, MI, USA Age: 47 Posts: 477	Reminds me of "Redneck Fireworks." The two brothers in my band (huge rednecks) once spent the 4th of July lighting M-80s and launching them from an oversize (it took three people to operate it) slingshot while drunk. The craziness ended when one lower-powered firecracker dropped to the younger brother's feet before going off. I've never seen a grown man jump so high... __________________ IW resident science and mathematics teacher<br /><br />\"No, no, you\'re not thinking; you\'re just being logical.\"<br />-Niels Bohr

01-13-2003, 08:43 PM	#14
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Not in the last few days. Why ? Wanna report him missing ? __________________

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