The Official "Funniest Joke in the World" - Page 2

LennonCook · 10-03-2002, 06:46 PM

The official oldest joke in the world:
Why did the chicken cross the road ??
To see his flat mate.

Megabot · 10-03-2002, 08:05 PM

Hahaha wery cool Thoran

T/-/alali · 10-03-2002, 08:16 PM

lol very funny!!!

/)eathKiller · 10-03-2002, 09:50 PM

I'm sorry but the chicken one was better [img]tongue.gif[/img]

edin gal · 10-04-2002, 08:52 AM

Not bad, but a bid sad realy.

Thoran · 10-04-2002, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by edin gal:
Not bad, but a bid sad realy.

What? Does it need to have Haggis or Bagpipes in it to be funny in Bonny Scotland? That's IT... I've been insulted, I'm going home and throwing out all my Harris Tweed. (Perish the thought [img]smile.gif[/img] )

Grojlach · 10-04-2002, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lox:
Wasn't the funniest joke in the world used by the Brits in WWII to kill entrenched Germans? I saw a documentary on it on some show called "Flying Carnival" or "Soaring Circus" or something like that.

I think the funniest line from the article is this:
"Many jokes submitted contained references to animals. Jokes mentioning ducks were considered particularly funny."

It reminds me of one of my favorites.
Q. Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A. To put out forest fires.

Q. Why do bears have big feet?
A. To put out flaming ducks.

Documentary? I hope you realize it's just a brilliant Monty Python sketch, do you?

Lox · 10-04-2002, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grojlach:

quote:
Originally posted by Lox:
Wasn't the funniest joke in the world used by the Brits in WWII to kill entrenched Germans? I saw a documentary on it on some show called "Flying Carnival" or "Soaring Circus" or something like that.

[snip]

Documentary? I hope you realize it's just a brilliant Monty Python sketch, do you? [/QUOTE]Yes I do. I guess I should have used a smiley. I guess the joke was too dry.

I heard this one on the Bob and Tom show this morning:

Q. What did the hatrack say to the hat?
A. You go on ahead, I'll stay here.

10-03-2002, 08:16 PM	#13
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 37 Posts: 700	lol very funny!!! __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

10-03-2002, 09:50 PM	#14
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	I'm sorry but the chicken one was better [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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10-03-2002, 06:46 PM	#11
LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 38 Posts: 5,452	The official oldest joke in the world: Why did the chicken cross the road ?? To see his flat mate.

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Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 62 Posts: 3,360	Hahaha wery cool Thoran

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edin gal Dungeon Master Join Date: August 19, 2002 Location: scotland Age: 60 Posts: 82	Not bad, but a bid sad realy.

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