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/)eathKiller · 09-28-2002, 08:39 PM

For some odd reason that made more sence to me than had it been a quide in plain english . . .

Andrew Mcveigh · 09-28-2002, 09:38 PM

HAHAHA! brilliant! [img]graemlins/music01.gif[/img] i'm only 15, so i don't think i'll be upgrading to Wife 1.0 anytime soon. i'm happy with Girlfriend 7.0 .... [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]

Yorick · 09-29-2002, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LordKathen:
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! Very cool man! I have the wife 5.0 system, and let me tell you, I would not trade It for any other system.

Oh, you've been married 5 times?

There's part of the gag I think you may have missed there bro. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 09-29-2002, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Yorick ]

Andrew Mcveigh · 09-29-2002, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorick:

quote:
Originally posted by LordKathen:
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! Very cool man! I have the wife 5.0 system, and let me tell you, I would not trade It for any other system.

Oh, you've been married 5 times? There's part of the gag I think you may have missed there bro. [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]oh... i didn't get that part of the gag either! ok, i'm on Girlfriend 5.0! not 7.0, and i'm definitely not upgrading to one of the Wife systems.

Attalus · 09-29-2002, 04:14 PM

When Wife 1.0 crashed on me, I downloaded Girlfriend 8.0 and then upgraded to Wife 2.0. It was really worth it, trust me.

Keraptisdm · 09-30-2002, 08:08 AM

I'm sticking with Wife 1.0. It was a great upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0, and I upgraded 14+ years ago. Now THAT's a good operating system to last 14+ years.

The noise created by child and puppy processing took some getting used to, but proved to be a worthwhile function.

Jorath Calar · 09-30-2002, 09:38 AM

For some odd reason my system only want to run One night Stand 2.5... it's getting really... outdated

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Timber Loftis · 09-30-2002, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
For some odd reason my system only want to run One night Stand 2.5... it's getting really... outdated

[img]smile.gif[/img]

But, oh you'll miss it after the upgrade.

Jorath Calar · 10-01-2002, 04:00 AM

No you don't understand... my system won't run the upgrade at all... there is some trouble with "COM port" (on day 2)

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Neuromancer · 10-01-2002, 04:30 AM

Well, my software upgrades took a bit longer and the versions got quite mixed up ... you know, like linux software. Stable and in development [img]smile.gif[/img] . My first upgrade was more than a decade ago, when I upgraded from Girlfriend XX to Wife 1.0 , which got upgraded to 1.5 after a while and then split up into two partitions. The version of wife 1.5 shrank to version 1.0 then. And I had to uninstall it later on because of a sneaky ice-cube virus. The bad part was the Wife 1.0 was installed on boot partition , which took considerable effort to repair, so I could run my Son 1.0 software on second partion of my HD. When that was done, the only software that was readily available were updates of Girlfriend XX.Y. And some patches to One Night Stand 3.4. Now, to run *those* , I had to upgrade my hardware first - to be more resilient to power surges and such [img]smile.gif[/img] . For a while I was stickind to upgrades of Girlfriend software 'till I got a nice deal on a bundled software called Spouse 2.0, which came together with two other heavy-duty pieces of code called Teenagestepdaughter 1.a and 1.b (last two are terrible resource eaters in things like "bandwidth" and "mailboxsize").
And if Spouse 2.0 has developed the affinity to participate in Ironworks forum, then I'm in big trouble right now [img]smile.gif[/img]

Neuro

[ 10-01-2002, 04:32 AM: Message edited by: Neuromancer ]

09-28-2002, 08:39 PM	#11
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 40 Posts: 6,043	For some odd reason that made more sence to me than had it been a quide in plain english . . . __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

09-28-2002, 09:38 PM	#12
Andrew Mcveigh Drow Warrior Join Date: August 1, 2002 Location: Burnaby, BC Age: 38 Posts: 250	HAHAHA! brilliant! [img]graemlins/music01.gif[/img] i'm only 15, so i don't think i'll be upgrading to Wife 1.0 anytime soon. i'm happy with Girlfriend 7.0 .... [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://members.lycos.co.uk/deatbringer/andrewmcveigh-sig1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

09-29-2002, 04:14 PM	#15
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 76 Posts: 8,167	When Wife 1.0 crashed on me, I downloaded Girlfriend 8.0 and then upgraded to Wife 2.0. It was really worth it, trust me. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

10-01-2002, 04:30 AM	#20
Neuromancer Manshoon Join Date: May 24, 2002 Location: Slovenia Age: 57 Posts: 166	Well, my software upgrades took a bit longer and the versions got quite mixed up ... you know, like linux software. Stable and in development [img]smile.gif[/img] . My first upgrade was more than a decade ago, when I upgraded from Girlfriend XX to Wife 1.0 , which got upgraded to 1.5 after a while and then split up into two partitions. The version of wife 1.5 shrank to version 1.0 then. And I had to uninstall it later on because of a sneaky ice-cube virus. The bad part was the Wife 1.0 was installed on boot partition , which took considerable effort to repair, so I could run my Son 1.0 software on second partion of my HD. When that was done, the only software that was readily available were updates of Girlfriend XX.Y. And some patches to One Night Stand 3.4. Now, to run those , I had to upgrade my hardware first - to be more resilient to power surges and such [img]smile.gif[/img] . For a while I was stickind to upgrades of Girlfriend software 'till I got a nice deal on a bundled software called Spouse 2.0, which came together with two other heavy-duty pieces of code called Teenagestepdaughter 1.a and 1.b (last two are terrible resource eaters in things like "bandwidth" and "mailboxsize"). And if Spouse 2.0 has developed the affinity to participate in Ironworks forum, then I'm in big trouble right now [img]smile.gif[/img] Neuro [ 10-01-2002, 04:32 AM: Message edited by: Neuromancer ] __________________ /* Chapter Fifteen, Elementary Necromancy. Lesson One: Correct Use of Shovel... */

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09-30-2002, 08:08 AM	#16
Keraptisdm Elminster Join Date: August 23, 2002 Location: Near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 62 Posts: 410	I'm sticking with Wife 1.0. It was a great upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0, and I upgraded 14+ years ago. Now THAT's a good operating system to last 14+ years. The noise created by child and puppy processing took some getting used to, but proved to be a worthwhile function.

09-30-2002, 09:38 AM	#17
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	For some odd reason my system only want to run One night Stand 2.5... it's getting really... outdated [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-01-2002, 04:00 AM	#19
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	No you don't understand... my system won't run the upgrade at all... there is some trouble with "COM port" (on day 2) [img]smile.gif[/img]

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