SADDAM'S MISSING WEAPONS IN TERRORISTS' HANDS

[Gnarf]

So, if he had them it was wrong to go in, and if he didn't have them it was wrong to go in. Now I grok -- thanks for clearing that all up.

Yeah. Silly, silly countries.... but replace "wrong" with "right" and it makes perfect sense, no?

My country's so lucky to have all you smart people from other countries to tell us what to do -- we'd never figure anything out on our own.

I'm almost certain that "telling you what to do" is just as much minding our own business as "invading Iraq."