ban bathtubs - Page 2

Morgan_Corbesant · 06-01-2002, 12:08 AM

well, she could just as easily strangled them too. damn democrats. what are the gonna do next, ban thumbs so you can choke someone? ban cars so you cant run anyone over? ban pencils and pens because someone used it to stab someone? ban martial arts, because when taught correctly, they are extremely destructive (like Muay-Thai) if you ban one instrument of death, then ban them all. ANYTHING can be used as a weapon. the neanderthals of past lives used sharpened sticks, and rocks as weapons. so are we going to get rid of all trees, lumber, and rocks in our society? are we going to get rid of tooth-brushes because someone made a prison "shank"? i think these politicians as of late are REALLY reaching in order to make a name for themselves.

Downunda · 06-01-2002, 04:08 AM

Bathtub Control Inc???

ROTFLMAO! And I thought I'd seen it all [img]tongue.gif[/img]

As Z says, where do we stop, I mean if bathtubs are considered a killing device than what isn't?

Jaegan · 06-01-2002, 04:15 AM

Ban water? Then Ill be out of shape! Then again I wont have to swim anymore races anymore.......

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 06-01-2002, 10:35 AM

er yes... arnt you guys taking this a bit far...? ban water? may as well ban HUMANS, then we couldnt kill each other... like thats ever gonna happen. Com on, the world is a dangerous place; you live you affect your world; ripples that affect others, which in turn...
etc, im sure you get the picture, if not, ah well. Everyone dies sometime, the only question is when, where, and how. can you *really* make a differnce, and if so, why?

Sazerac · 06-01-2002, 10:48 AM

Guys, did you not READ what Azred said? The whole thing is FAKE...it's a PARODY.

The ONLY scary thing I got out of all of this is that we have this many people on IW willing to believe everything they read and react on it. What does that say about us as voters in a free society?

As I'm so fond of saying, P.T. Barnum was an optimist.

-Sazerac

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 06-01-2002, 10:51 AM

yer well. who cares? I was just expressin an opinoin, isnt that what these forums are for?

06-01-2002, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sazerac:
Guys, did you not READ what Azred said? The whole thing is FAKE...it's a PARODY.

The ONLY scary thing I got out of all of this is that we have this many people on IW willing to believe everything they read and react on it. What does that say about us as voters in a free society?

As I'm so fond of saying, P.T. Barnum was an optimist.

-Sazerac

I knew it was a parody but some people had to throw numbers out there so I decided to prove that apparently Bathtubs are more dangerous than guns...Statistics show that the Bathtub or other water environments account for more than 3000 deaths (at leat in 1999) [img]smile.gif[/img] I say Ban them ALL remove water and make it only available by prescription

/)eathKiller · 06-01-2002, 02:35 PM

O_O

A WORLD WITHOUT BATHING...

HOW... STINKEY...

Lioness · 06-01-2002, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
O_O

A WORLD WITHOUT BATHING...

HOW... STINKEY...

I can echo that...after going four days without a shower...

*Holds up a Pro-Bathtubs sign*

*snickers*

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

06-01-2002, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
I can echo that...after going four days without a shower...

*Holds up a Pro-Bathtubs sign* *snickers*

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Not trying to get personal here but why on earth did you not have a shower for 4 days? man I would feel grubby...especially if I were to do anything exerting [img]smile.gif[/img] Thats why I don't do camping any more! Ill hold up a pro-bathing sign too !!!

[ 06-01-2002, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: MagiK ]

06-01-2002, 12:08 AM	#11
Morgan_Corbesant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 19, 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon Age: 47 Posts: 1,224	well, she could just as easily strangled them too. damn democrats. what are the gonna do next, ban thumbs so you can choke someone? ban cars so you cant run anyone over? ban pencils and pens because someone used it to stab someone? ban martial arts, because when taught correctly, they are extremely destructive (like Muay-Thai) if you ban one instrument of death, then ban them all. ANYTHING can be used as a weapon. the neanderthals of past lives used sharpened sticks, and rocks as weapons. so are we going to get rid of all trees, lumber, and rocks in our society? are we going to get rid of tooth-brushes because someone made a prison "shank"? i think these politicians as of late are REALLY reaching in order to make a name for themselves. __________________ Morgan Corbesant, Elven BladeSinger, Captain of the army of the Seldarine<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.rleeermey.com/images/linkbanners/usmcredwhiteblue.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Protector of Elves<br />Slayer of Orcs<br /><br />ALL YOUR BASE, ARE BELONG TO US!!!<br />I DON\'T FIGHT FOR HONOR, I FIGHT TO WIN!<br />\"One who is a samurai must before all things keep constantly in mind, by day and by night...the fact that he has to die\". <br />-Daidoji Yuzan-<br />16th Century

06-01-2002, 04:08 AM	#12
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	Bathtub Control Inc??? ROTFLMAO! And I thought I'd seen it all [img]tongue.gif[/img] As Z says, where do we stop, I mean if bathtubs are considered a killing device than what isn't? __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

06-01-2002, 04:15 AM	#13
Jaegan Dungeon Master Join Date: May 5, 2002 Location: Japan Age: 41 Posts: 80	Ban water? Then Ill be out of shape! Then again I wont have to swim anymore races anymore....... __________________ Omega, drows of destruction,live power that brings doom. <br />Fo the blades that shed blood, Fo all the most powerful. <br />Tis the blade that waits, Raw it wants, Tis the blade that desires wake. <br />I try to find the drows that waits to kill.

06-01-2002, 10:35 AM	#14
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	er yes... arnt you guys taking this a bit far...? ban water? may as well ban HUMANS, then we couldnt kill each other... like thats ever gonna happen. Com on, the world is a dangerous place; you live you affect your world; ripples that affect others, which in turn... etc, im sure you get the picture, if not, ah well. Everyone dies sometime, the only question is when, where, and how. can you really make a differnce, and if so, why? __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

06-01-2002, 10:48 AM	#15
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	Guys, did you not READ what Azred said? The whole thing is FAKE...it's a PARODY. The ONLY scary thing I got out of all of this is that we have this many people on IW willing to believe everything they read and react on it. What does that say about us as voters in a free society? As I'm so fond of saying, P.T. Barnum was an optimist. -Sazerac __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

06-01-2002, 10:51 AM	#16
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	yer well. who cares? I was just expressin an opinoin, isnt that what these forums are for? __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

06-01-2002, 02:35 PM	#18
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	O_O A WORLD WITHOUT BATHING... HOW... STINKEY... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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