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Old 05-01-2002, 05:34 AM   #11
johnny
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Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ryanamur:
OK people, don't laugh, I'm a Psychic! Here's one that's 100% accurate for all those who read this:

"You will die between the age of 5 and 500" [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, you're doubting me? Here's one that's 95% accurate.

"You logged on to a network today" [img]smile.gif[/img]

What do you think, should I start my 1-900 line?
yep, you should, you're damn good
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Old 05-01-2002, 05:42 AM   #12
Legolas
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Join Date: March 31, 2001
Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine.
Age: 41
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I can see it now:

*buzz buzz buzz click!*

"Ryanamur's psycic hotline, how may I help you?
No, don't answer, you want me to predict your future, don't you?"

"Well, yes, that's exactly why I phoned you..."

"Okay, let's see... I predict that you are going to hang up this phone."

*Ryanamur makes highly disturbing sounds over the phone*

*click*
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Old 05-01-2002, 06:14 AM   #13
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Sephiroth finally gets tired of living in the middle of nowhere and leaves home at the age of 35, to pursue a job as a wannabe writer in NYC. After a bunch of tragic misfortunes and teenage(overage) drama, he ends up screwing the writing and marrying the belly-pierced, anarchist yet caring, kind inner soul girl of his dreams after numerous plot twists and misunderstandings.

hm.

Either that or he'll be the first Ironworks member to successfully track down another IW member of the opposite sex (a certain feline member comes to mind) and beg to be a love slave..
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Old 05-01-2002, 12:20 PM   #14
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Quote:
Originally posted by Epona:
Hey, it's Miss Cleo!! Welcome to IW. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
LOL, Epona, you sound troubled. Need a reading?
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Old 05-01-2002, 12:22 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by Legolas:
I can see it now:

*buzz buzz buzz click!*

"Ryanamur's psycic hotline, how may I help you?
No, don't answer, you want me to predict your future, don't you?"

"Well, yes, that's exactly why I phoned you..."

"Okay, let's see... I predict that you are going to hang up this phone."

*Ryanamur makes highly disturbing sounds over the phone*

*click*
Wow, Legolas' got it too [img]smile.gif[/img] .

Lets go in business together.
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Old 05-01-2002, 12:25 PM   #16
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Me me, what bout me?!
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Old 05-01-2002, 06:49 PM   #17
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Beltazar will be completely ignored for the rest of his life...

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Old 05-01-2002, 07:08 PM   #18
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Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 61
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I predict...

...that within the space of 24 hours, some yayhoo or yayhoos will post on General Discussions yet another inane poll, some recycled joke from back when Carter was president, or a thread expressing opinions about their emotions without any objectivity, substance, or originality being evidenced.



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Old 05-01-2002, 07:52 PM   #19
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Until he finishes his metroid web page... then Sigeru miyamoto will visit it, himself, and be very impressed... oh i see a crossroad... well sigeru will be either A: Impressed or B: Will sue the pants off you for making a site about "HIS samus" and exploiting nude pics of her around the net, note this future will only come about if you actually base your metroid site AROUND nude pics of Samus Aaran, if you just make it a fan site you will win the nobel peace prize...

I also predict that Nanaki3 will one day run into an army of Lucas Art's Midgets, and he will be trampled by them...

I also think that RedBlueFlare will accidentally get Re-animated form the dead and turned into "The Soldier of the Future" sometime in the distant future...

as for Lioness... her brain will be salviaged by aliens tens of thousands of years in the future and put on display in an alien museum labeled as "Earth Feline Inteligence processing core" they will then incorrrectly conclude that Animals, mainly cats, were smarter than humans while we were around because the only other HUMAN brain that they will get a hold of will be Bill Gate's...

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Old 05-01-2002, 07:57 PM   #20
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LOL!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] Well, thanks /)eathKiller. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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