FRiday Meeting of the Waifs and Strays Smooching Club

Originally posted by DiabloRex: *shows up with his new, hopefully, member badge* Where do we worship....ehhh is the entrance to the club?

Ah, Diablo! Excellent timing, we're just about to spank the kitty, and Sky has had to bugger off for a bit... If you'd be so kind as to join Neb and Hiram in holding her down, just grab a leg or whatever is available, do watch the teeth, though... I'll be over in a bit...



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Perversion is the true spice of life: Variety is just part of a healthy diet.

[Hiram Sedai]

Oh, how I do enjoy a "fanny smackin good time"

I am a member in good standing of the FSA. (Fanny Smackers of America)

Here kitty kitty.

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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

• Token lackwit of HADB
  
• Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
  
• Long lost brother of DragonMage
  
• Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
  
• Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Absynthe: Neb? Hiram? A hand here please, gentleman... It be time to hold down the stroppy feline and give her a sound pounding on the posterior. I'll be there in a tic, just have to disentangle myself from DragonMage... shouldn't take me but an hour or so...

Cheetah removes the control freak tattoo from her little cat forehead, currently all screwed up in a rather endearing fashion, and enthusiastically dives into the Absynthe/DragonMage heap, thereby rendering the couple, a triuple.....

Ooh, YUMMY!!!

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Most Ecstatic Mistress of the Illuminati Not to Mention Sensuality Incarnate (if Somewhat Flea-bitten Right Now..)

Feisty Kitten Mascot and Succourer of the Waifs and Strays Hugging and Smooching Club

[Neb]

Originally posted by Absynthe: Neb? Hiram? A hand here please, gentleman... It be time to hold down the stroppy feline and give her a sound pounding on the posterior. I'll be there in a tic, just have to disentangle myself from DragonMage... shouldn't take me but an hour or so...

Ah, I think I'll just stand here and watch, I have an aversion to getting bitten by large pointy teeth.

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: Cheetah removes the control freak tattoo from her little cat forehead, currently all screwed up in a rather endearing fashion, and enthusiastically dives into the Absynthe/DragonMage heap, thereby rendering the couple, a triuple..... Ooh, YUMMY!!!

BTW, if anyone here has cystitis, the cranberry juice thing really does work!! I was a bit scatalogical about it initially, but I drank a whole carton of cranberry juice a couple hours ago, and the cystitis is off with the fairies!!

It's a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Or maybe the nibbles took it away.....)



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Most Ecstatic Mistress of the Illuminati Not to Mention Sensuality Incarnate (if Somewhat Flea-bitten Right Now..)

Feisty Kitten Mascot and Succourer of the Waifs and Strays Hugging and Smooching Club

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: Cheetah removes the control freak tattoo from her little cat forehead, currently all screwed up in a rather endearing fashion, and enthusiastically dives into the Absynthe/DragonMage heap, thereby rendering the couple, a triuple..... Ooh, YUMMY!!!

Friends, Romans, and Countrymen you are present at the birth of a truly amazing creature: The Silver Absynthe Dragon, a beast of truly wondrous proportions and a fair number of naughty bits, most of which are easily accesible...

Look on my works ye mighty, and drink beer... (that WAS the quote, wasn't it?)


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Perversion is the true spice of life: Variety is just part of a healthy diet.

[DiabloRex]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: Cheetah removes the control freak tattoo from her little cat forehead, currently all screwed up in a rather endearing fashion, and enthusiastically dives into the Absynthe/DragonMage heap, thereby rendering the couple, a triuple..... Ooh, YUMMY!!!

*gets ready to dispose of Absynthe in case he complains.......and take his place *

[Hiram Sedai]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: BTW, if anyone here has cystitis, the cranberry juice thing really does work!! I was a bit scatalogical about it initially, but I drank a whole carton of cranberry juice a couple hours ago, and the cystitis is off with the fairies!! It's a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Or maybe the nibbles took it away.....)

ewww...a fecal feline!! Time for the litterbox for you! I'll need gloves for the fanny smackin (sorry wrong thread)



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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

• Token lackwit of HADB
  
• Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
  
• Long lost brother of DragonMage
  
• Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
  
• Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Oh, how I do enjoy a "fanny smackin good time" I am a member in good standing of the FSA. (Fanny Smackers of America) Here kitty kitty.

I remind myself that 'fanny' in US speak doesn't mean what it means in Britspeak, and that you probably are *not* a major weirdo.......

Ok, dude, get in line to have your, um, fanny, given a right good pounding!



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Most Ecstatic Mistress of the Illuminati Not to Mention Sensuality Incarnate (if Somewhat Flea-bitten Right Now..)

Feisty Kitten Mascot and Succourer of the Waifs and Strays Hugging and Smooching Club

[Hiram Sedai]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: I remind myself that 'fanny' in US speak doesn't mean what it means in Britspeak, and that you probably are *not* a major weirdo....... Ok, dude, get in line to have your, um, fanny, given a right good pounding!

Care to enlighten an ignorant yank of the intricacies of the Queen's English?

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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

• Token lackwit of HADB
  
• Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
  
• Long lost brother of DragonMage
  
• Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
  
• Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]