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Baaz Draconian
![]() Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Northern Illinois
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And you stole the magic from a holy sword. Okay that's impressive, but then aren't you a bit holy. And how does that compare to the fact that someone might "steal your thunder" or "steal the show." ![]() ------------------ Most Subtle Official Straightman of the Laughing Hyenas -- Grammarian Brigade. |
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Join Date: May 17, 2001
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Don't make my laugh G, I'll summon my Lawyer and have him sue you, I could have him could sue a Super Sayin out of existence in 3 seconds, and with the aid of my Lawyer Summoning spells I could take on Ao, Mystra and Helm while blindfolded and with one hand tied behind my back.
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B: VILE EFFIGY X10! (now theres 10 baals)
10B: DESTRUCTIVE STRIKE!!! ( baals's bad....... really... bad melee attack basically he can tear thru neb faster than he can say faster than chigiga fast paws) A lawyer is obsolete. ------------------ ![]() All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen? Fish? *********************** Welcome to your doom!!! *********************** |
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Any offensive or defensive action on your part will result in being sued, found guilty and locked away in Baator or the Abyss for the next 15 years, my Lawyer has X*75 Hit Dice, X=Infinity.
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My Moral Court-lings have X x X Infinity Plextoraitloosisisain hps!
This is the old one version of the lawyer evolutionary chain of outsidertic Super men and women. ------------------ ![]() All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen? Fish? *********************** Welcome to your doom!!! *********************** |
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Symbol of Cyric
![]() Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Outside my place
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OK Gwhanos, wanna be the Official Demon/Villain of the IW ?
First you gotta show us your birth certificate, passport, social security card, driverŽs license (if youŽre 16 or more), VISA (if you are visiting from another country), property tax records, income tax records, high school and or college diploma, medical papers showing that youŽre vaccinated against measles, mumps, hepatitis, rubella, and the flu, and last and most important, the High Grade from the Overlord and Villain Academy (ask Azure for one if you dont have it). Then we file your application with our local office, who will review your credentials. IF they approve it, it will then be sent to the national office for further verification. They will also do a background check. Once all of the paperwork has been approved, verfified and re-verified, you will be notified via Priority Mail if you have been accepted. The entire process shouldn't take more than 1 year, youŽll get then your Official Villain Carnet (TM). YouŽll also get a T-shirt and a pin with the Logo of the IW. Thanks ------------------ ![]() [This message has been edited by Ertai_OHF (edited 08-29-2001).] |
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Jack Burton
![]() Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
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Well, I don't know if I get a say in this since I am a
![]() ![]() This is me---> ![]() So who I defeat doesn't really matter to me. ![]() ------------------ ![]() Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe Lil' Angel ![]() |
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Shows it all.....
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Baaz Draconian
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Ahem! We didn't want it all laid bare. Just the official documents please. Thank you Ertai. ------------------ Most Subtle Official Straightman of the Laughing Hyenas -- Grammarian Brigade. [This message has been edited by Father Bronze (edited 08-29-2001).] |
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You are not the most powerful. As mentioned before, you have statistics (high ones, but stats nonetheless) - Us Old Ones do not even HAVE hit points because you need to wipe out all that exists in every dimension, plane and phone box (including yourself) to destroy one
And if somebody WAS going to do that we'dknow in advance (premonition) and travel back in time to wipe them out when they're born However I am not a villain here, so I'll just put out your hellfires by relieving myself ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. Lord Raptor's Site ![]() |
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