HEXAGON - Battle Arena - Game Thread

[/)eathKiller]

Once again night falls on the arena and it lights up. Though its a somewhat cloudy day it doesnt prevent the ships from crowding into the arena, the audience grows quiet as the lights dim...

"Ladies and gentlemen! Planars and androids! It gives me great pleasure to introduce our host... You know him... You love him... It's the only... LEADER!"

A large stadium screen lights up on all four corners showing the round face of a cyborg alien who was quite a celebrity among some of the more mainstream Earths.

As the platform descends you can see him wave to the cheering crowds. He picks a microphone up in his hand... and with his deep voice which doesn't fit his appearance, he say's plainly...


"Let's get ready to rumble!!!!"

What we have today is going down in the record books! A Potatoemancer... That's right folks... a mage who controlls potatoes is going to be taking on a Star breaker in a no-holds barred, no potatoes prevented... No sanity required match of champions!

Ok so maybe they're both newcommers but they're both self-proclaimed champions! So let's see how they do, huh?

First i'd like to introduce...

Jerick Richards !!"

A 3 foot tall penguin comes waddling out clad in poletzai standard issue armor. The crowd cheers and a few people going "awww! So cute!" Can be heard.

" And his oponent... GOTTENHAMMER!"

A man comes wakling out with a thick brown bandana that wafts about in the wind like he was standing in a hurricaine. His lower torsoe has no room for anything else than his spinal coord. The crowd grows quiet at his menacing image. He looks around the arena and then walks alongside the penguin toward the interdimensional transport gate.

"Whoah... Alright, It's time to press the random location button and let's see where they'll be fighting today!"

The screens flip through several differint locations and then come to a stop.

"Today's arena is going to be taking palce in.. a supermarket... in IDAHO! A large landlocked peice of land situated on the 3rd star from Sol in a dimension that's been set up for decomission! All those who are ready are allowed to place their bets, wagers, and simply comment on how they think this fight will go starting right now!"

The portal rings began to spin and static light bathed the two warrios warping them away.

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[Dron_Cah]

Idaho is definitely an advantage for the penguin.

[dplax]

BXR65

BXR had just learnt that he was going to take care in the next fight. His processes told him that he was likely to lose, everything depended on the location. He looked at the current fight. A penguin and a really misterious man. He watched them walk towards the portal and then shifted his attention to the screen keeping part of his attention on the screens and the rest warming up his systems and making backups of critical files in case he was short circuited by his opponents lightning attacks.

[Bozos of Bones]

Format Systems Drive? The question was blinking on Blue's optical input. He looked at his hand to see the Omega Combat Drives 4.9. This required a clean install, to purge himself of all other combat software. He lost. It was the first duel in four years that he lost to a mere human. Yes{this will result in total data erase on the drive} blinked for a moment, and a blue screen appeared "Error in 6xmx006859035441: Could not load Kill.dll" and then went black. Finally a software upgrade.

[/)eathKiller]

The two figures appeared on all of the screens in a supermarket... The smell of country air filled their nostrills...

immediatley the star breaker leapt through the ceiling and created a large hole above where he'd been standing. The penguin looked around and saw a large isle full of sacks of potatoes. He also could sense a large variety of potatoefields with even more potatoes in them in every direction of the store!

The store has an old iluminum roof and just a few support beams with shabby isles in between them. The isles are lined in carpet and supplies are stuck on top of them. It's basically like a drug store minus the pharmacy...

There's an old lady at a counter and some guy int he back looking at greeting cards seductivley for some reason. Aside from them no one else is in the store. The old lady notice the man jump but doesn't even bother reacting to it.

The Penguin decides to run out of the store after manipulating a few potatoes to fly behind him. He points his fork at the door and a sack of potatoes smashes it open without bothering to turnt he handle. He runs past the old lady who says "Hey you have to pay for those!"

The penguin starts waddling as fast as he can out of the stores parking lot and into a feild. he starts to feel the potatoes grow closer when suddenly he hears an explosio nearby.

Jumping back he sees Gottenhammer now landed in the feild with a crater around him. Gottenhammer stands up and "looks" directly at the penguin. His blindfold is covering his eyeless face where his eyes normally would be, of couse, so it's really all the more creepy to have him turn his head straight toward you.
The penguin runs away as fast as he can sending a small volley of potatoes at the starbreaker. Gottenhammer holds out his palm and blows apart the potatoes flying toward him. He then uses sonar to follow the penguin's movements. He leaps through the air and lands a few feet in front of him. He then twirls his head and his large blindfold's tied off ends that were just flapping in the wind suddenly whirl around and knock the penguin off his flippers. The Penguin lands on his head and falls onto his stomach, and then he realizes he's finally reached his destination. Standing up the penguin lifts his arms and shouts "ARISE MY POTATOE MINIONS AND SERVE ME!" suddenly rock hard potatoes burst forth from the ground and swirl around the penguin. They engulf him entirley and start to form the shape of a 30 foot tall monster. The monster lungest for the star breaker who desperatley tries to fire energy beams into it. This all happens to no aveil. Soon the potatoes have completley engulfed him and he starts punching and kicking for his life. The penguin kackles malevolently as he orders the potatoes to smother his oponent with his mind. They spin the star breaker around and release him, leaving him to spin through the air, then like a giant baseball bat they recollect and slap him hard sending him flying off into the distance.

"I'm not done yet!" The potatoemancer shouts as the swarm of spuds flies off after the Star breaker. They surround him again and start to pummel him from all sides, then they start descending to the earth again rappidly. The starbreaker struggles again and manages to fire an energy beam into the mass of potatoes, this time it grazes the penguin's helmet and shatters his eyepeice sending bits of microscopic glass into the penguins eyes. As he screams the potatoes chaotically fly apart and the penguin, the potatoes, and gottenhammer all go crashing through the roof of a barn.

As soon as the barn grows quiet from the sound of collapsing rafters... the penguin tries to open his eyes and feels shooting pain. For a breif moment he can see jagged peices of glass covered in blood taking up his vision and thene verything goes black. The penguin screams. he can hear the power of a nearby cow, so he forces the potatoes to gather around it, and with a loud disgruntled moo the potatoes lift the beast up in a whirlwind and the penguin waits for the star breaker to make his move... They're both blind now...

The Star breaker suddenly busts out of a stack of hay and flies direclty toward the Penguin with his arms outstretched to grapple him, before he can react, though, the cow lands on his back and crushes his thin, brittle spine. His legs begin kicking about on their own, now removed from the somatic nervous system of the star breaker's complicated mind. The penguin, slowly feels his way over to the star breaker, who'se kicking has now gone quiet. he feels at the hair and then the face of his foe with his flipper.

After a short pause he says "hah! You werent so tough!" Suddenly a surging pain overtakes the Penguin's left foot and he sees that it has been grappled by the starbreakers hand, and it is slowly being twisted off. The Penguin commands rock hard potatoes to rain down onto the head of his oponent. Suddenly a satifying splitting and cracking sound emits among the sounds of pummeling spuds. The penguin falls back and the potatoes fall around the room. he can't stand the pain any more, and it begins to drive him into unconciousness from blood loss...

Suddenly all the penguin can see is static. He shakes his head and next thing he can see is a crowd of cheering fans. Standing next to him is the Star breaker in his tattered brown robes, apearing completley unharmed.

"Ladies and gentlemen... I'd like to announce our winner... By technical knockout... Gottenhammer!"

The penguin's jaw drops. He sees the man clad in brown step out onto the stage, liftin his hand into the air, the crowd cheers. The penguin can't help but feel frustraited. He had the technical advantage. What went wrong!? Knockout!? It was a fight to the death!!

The penguin waddles up next to the hovering alien and the skinny man and kicks him in the shin.

"Hey that's not every sportsman like!" The alien says at the display...

"Nuh uh! It ain't over yet! you promised a match to the DEATH and I swear I crushed his head!" The penguin complains.

"Yes you crushed the COW'S HEAD! you were about 3 feet off from the other guy's head, however." The alien corrects the penguin.

Suddenly the crowd gets in an uproar, and before anyone knows it they start chanting "To the death... To the death... TO THE DEATH... TO THE DEATH!!!"

"Whoah Calm down folks" the alien speaks to the crowd. "Now look, neither one of the fighters could go on! It was clearly evident to me that they..."

"TO THE DEATH... TO THE DEATH..."

"hmmm... Well you've got to give the people what they payed for.... This match ISN'T OVER yet then... The Victor shall be decided... RIGHT HERE... in the Hexagon Arena!!!"

The surrounding monitors darken and spotlights fall onto a stage in the center of the arena bordered by advertisments reading "Remaximize your Synergies With Tada-Oh! Much hapiness is here!"

The ring appears to be some kind of a... Sumo arena... With a floor caked in sand...

An ancient specialist witih flags in each hands descends from out of nowhere into the center of the arena...

"The two shall SUMO to the DEATH!!!"

Suddenly the penguin an the star breaker find themselves wearing nothing more than sumo outfits and the Star breaker looks even more rediculously skinny than before.

The Ancient Specialist performs a short Moh dance, and then says "TORRA TORRA TORRA!"

At once the star breaker starts charging toward the little penguin and grapples him, he starts pulling up giving the penguin a wedgie, but the penguin responds by easily pushing back the twig of a man. He continues to do so until finally he knocks the star breaker on to his back outside of the ring.

"I dont get it, how is this death?" The penguin asks raising an eyebrow.

Immediatley after saying these words jagged spikes shoot up out of the floor of all sides of the arena. The penguin steps back a little shocked and the crowd cheers.

Unfotunetly the star breaker is so skinny none of the spikes even touched him. He stands up among the feild of spikes, brushes himself off, and jumps 20 feet up into the air and lands in the arena again. Turning toward the penguin he launches a magical attack at him that sends the penguin just a few inches from falling out of the arena. The penguin stands up, growls, and then out of his sumo subligar he pulls out a potatoe. The crowd cheers in suprise. Pulling out his trusty fork of justice, the penguin stabs the potatoe and then spins around bringing it into the sky.

"I summon the electrical properties of the potatoe!!" The penguin says. A bolt of lightening bursts out of the potatoe and hits both the Referee and the Star Breaker kncocking them both into the spike feild. This time the Star Breaker's face is peirced by a spike and his body shakes a bit until it goes limp and slides down the metalic spike. The ref lifts a flag in the air and then proceeds to die painfully himself. The crowd goes wild and the penguin and star breaker find themselves standing in front of the Alien again.

"Well you both broke the rules but he broke em first so... PENGUIN IS OUR NEWEST CHAMPION!!! I should point out that BOTH of these fights will go onto the Penguins record, therefore advancing him and Gottenhammer farther than any competators so far! Well I hope you all liked it, since we had to make room for time slots for this extra fight, all I'm going to say now is GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY DRINK MANGO MAYONAYDE ITS THE TASTE OF MANGOS AND MAYONAISE IN ONE FASCINATING BLEND DRINK AND THIS HAS ALSO BEEN BROUGHT BY RAM BURGERS ARE US IF YOU CANT GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME SACRIFICIAL MEAT WE'VE GOT PLENTY FOR YOU TEIFLINGS OUT THERE FRESH OFF THE GRILL AND ON RYE AND ITALIAN STYLE ALSO DON'T FORGET THAT OCTOGON WAS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STADIUM AUDIENCE AND NACHOS ARE NO LONGER FREE YOU FREAKING NACHO HOARDERS!!!! CLOSED CAPTIONING IN 378 LANGUAGES INCLUDING LATIN PROVIDED BY TADA-OH INDUSTRIES, MAXIMIZE YOUR SYNERGIES OR ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON H E X A G O N! SAMETIMESAMEPLACESAMEDIMENSION!!!

The lights all cuttoff and the crowd quickly starts shifting out as the alien starts ghasping for air and flicking his microphone off.

"you did good kid..." he said to the penguin... "here's a frying pan... weild it well... and Gottenhammer... you get this... " A strange pair of black spheres is handed to gottenhammer.

"New armor..." Gottenhammer speaks, the first words anyone's heard him say yet. He grasps them in his hands and his suit weaves itself into a black trenchcoat with a black blindfold around his body.

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[/)eathKiller]

yet another time... night falls on the arena and it lights up. Ships from crowd into the arena, the audience, though restless at first, grows quiet as the lights dim...

"Ladies and gentlemen! Planars and androids! It gives me great pleasure to introduce our host... Here he is, yeta gain... The one... The only... LEADER!"

A large stadium screen lights up on all four corners showing the round face of a cyborg alien who was quite a celebrity among some of the more mainstream Earths.

As the platform descends you can see him wave to the cheering crowds. He picks a microphone up in his hand... and with his deep voice while shaking a couple maracas which doesn't fit his appearance, he say's powerfully...


"LETS GET READY TO SAMBAAAAAH!"

The audience starts cheering but suddenly the cheers turn into hundreds of people going "Huh!?"

The leader chuckles. "I'm just testing ya'..." He throws his sombrero up into the air and shouts, "Let's get ready to RUMBLE!"

The crowd goes wild and dies down for him to speak.

This time a dramaic musical interlude aproaches.

"Dark and light... Good and evil... Right and Wrong...

Throughout history there have been times upon times of inscidents where struggles between forces take place... and today... We will deal with one of the great struggles of physics...

ELECTRICITY AND MAGNETISM!!!

IN THE RED CORNER... A LIGTHENING GENASI! He resides from the same plane as great enteties like Ramuh, Thor, and other mythical gods! From the temples of the lightening dimension... It's Maelikin Ri!!!!"

The crowd goes wild as a flurry of electrical sparks converge and a grey skinned man with cat ears wearing a lylock outfit appears. The camera looks into his eyes showing them flicker as if storms are going on inside of them.

The monitors quickly pan back to the leader.

"And in the BLUE Corner, comes a blue bot, that clearly has some dangerous potential! built for military purposes, armed with the power of FUSION we have BXR65!!!"

Spotlights land on the shiney blue bulk of BXR65 who the fan cheers even louder for. The two step toward the rings and soon they are surrounded by them. it isn't long before they are whisked away.

"AND they'll be warped to..."

The leader smashes his palm into a button.

"The ice feilds of Xanathos V... The world turned inside out and frozen to the core... no people live on this world, so there's no likely threat to them..."

The Android and ligthening genasi appear in 10 feet of snow. They immedialy fall in and dissapear under the surface of the snow. For the breif moment they see the sky they can make out an artificial blue sun that doesnt hurt the eyes to look at in the center of the large sphere with the snow and ice plains and frozen cities built along the inside of of the sphere bathing everything in blue light.

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[dplax]

BXR65

The android reacted extremely fast to the presence of the new world. The cold did not hurt him, but he wasn't sure what effect it would have on his opponent. He could not see him, but with his sensors he could sense his movements under the snow. He fired a ten shot birst with his pistol in the direction he sensed the genasi moving and then moved sideways in a circular motion so as to avoid the lightning attack which was sure to come.

[Dron_Cah]

Maelikin

He begins by creating a small, almost insignificant electric field around his body, to melt the snow, as well as keep out the cold. He then begins to move to his right, attempting a circular motion towards where he saw the android drop.

[/)eathKiller]

The sound of bullets passing throught the snow rushed byt he genasi as he moved around in a circular fasion. Suddenly the sound of clanking moving metal became heard and it grew louder as the two oponents circled around, one going clockwise, the other counterclockwise, suddenly the snow melted between then and they bumped into eachother the android jumped back when it felt the small eletrical feild and the genasi was launched back. The genasi quickly reponded by lifting up his staff and firing a bolt from it. The android leapt to the side int he snow and managed to avoid being shocked. The genasi fired more bolts into the snow in the direction the android was moving, one grazed BXR's arm and cause dhim to lose his balance and fall. Pushing himself back up BXR turned to see the genasi charging up for a powerfull series of bolt attacks. BXR lifted and began to charge his fusion pistol. Suddenly bolt upon bolt of lightening shot forth from the air around Maelikin's body. They continued to pummel BXR's body as he held his arm steadily charging up the fusion blast. The bolts stopped soon and Malekin started to feel weak, he couldn't go on without resting his stamina for a bit, he looked at the android who was still charting his pistol poitned straight at him. Then it occured to him.

"You can't move can you..."

BXR could't even respond, his entire system had locked up and was desperatley trying to repair itself. Not because it was afraid of Malekin furthing his attacks, but because of the fact that the Fusion pistol's trigger was being held down by an unmoveable hand. Malekin walked up with a grin on his face and grasped BXR's hand. Suddenly a rune appeared on the surface of BXR's metal palm and the back of his hand with the gun continuing to vibrate more and more violently.

Malekin ran off into the snow as quickly as he could. He proceeded to run as fast as he could. Soon he heard the sound of BXR's gears turning again. He chuckled to himself as he ran as fast as his legs could carry him in a straight direction. He knew it wouldn't be long before the Fusion guns charge would result in a catastrophic implosion, and BXR wouldn't even have a part left to salvage.

He continued to run for about five minutes, slightly worried that BXR, despite being unable to move his fingers from the trigger, might come after him scuicidally. He decided to up his pace, and he began pushing through mound upon mound of snow, suddenly something jagged caught Malekin's foot and he fell over. The moving world bcame to an abrupt halt for him.

Malekin turned to see what he had tripped over while on his stomach. His eyes widened as he realized what he'd tripped over.

BXR had somehow managed to run ahead of him, calculate his path, detach his arm, and place it in his path... Now... beside malekin was the vibrating upper arm of BXR with gun clenched tightly, the burning runes impossible to repair given Malekin's current level of abilities. Malekin reaches his hands out to try and do something but then the gun's surface opens up for what would normally be ventilation. For a breif moment malekin can see the bones through his hands, desperatley reaching out, he feels every inch of his body burning down tot he molecule, and all at once it becomes white with a fusion explosion.

The next thing BXR and Malekin see and feel is landing amongs the slowly rotating and gradualy stopping rings. The Cheers of the crowd come into focus and the strange alien greets them, taking BXR by the hand he holds his arm up for the crowd.

"THE WINNER! BXR 65!!!!

Spoils to the victor today will be this AR35! The AR 35 Assault riffle comes with 2 modes of fire, Accurate Burst, and Innacurate Fast Clip Unloading. It requires ammunition clips to be fed through it, and each clip holds 900 hyper velocity rounds. It also carries 6 concussion grenades that can be fired to explode on impact or bounce with the switch of a button. The AR 35 is a standard issue riffle used in planetary invasions by military forces and it's a real nice peice of work. Use it well BXR.

Alright people, listen up!" The leader then speaks to the crowd that grows quiet.

"We have a special event going on in the octogon today... A FOLLOW UP MATCH!! So without further interuption, let's introduce the NEXT fighters who will be present!"

"Returning Champion Jerick Richards VS Returning Loser Blue Screen Of Death! Don't doubt what BSOD can do, now. He gained a lot of experience fromt he last fight against a guardian and has sense undergone a software update which apparently will allow him to deal with unpredictable organisms... LET'S FIND OUT IN THE NEXT MATCH OF

H E X A G O N !

Starting right now! Time to place your bets!"

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[SomeGuy]

OOC: Woah woah woah Ian! Cancel that annoucement! I know I'm just a student and I probably have a lot of time after school but I'm canceling this match, whether it be by forfit or whatever, Some stuff has come up and I don't have time to do a lot of RPing. If I can get around to it I can try and do another match by...Wednesday, Unless you want to battle for me Ian like last time. I'll let you decide.

[ 09-27-2004, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]