Underworld: Evolution

[Larry_OHF]

Originally posted by Sever: Er, Larry. I'm not stirring sh!t here, but don't you think your wife is being a little unreasonable? It's just a movie about vampires and stuff. Hardly a tit-flick. Or have you previously made the mistake of commenting on Kate?

<font color=skyblue>I am doomed with this for the rest of my life. I have told her and pleaded with her that she was being unreasonable but she has cause for her stern stand.

See...in our church, we had a leader speak against R-rated movies...so no members are supposed to see an R-rated movie or we could not consider ourselves honestly trying to be good members. I was able to convince her after much work and internet searching on all leaders who made any mention of movies that they only referred to R movies that contained sex. That nowhere did they specifically speak against anything else in an R-rated movie. So...I won that much. But the nudity ban stands, and she feels that if I see a movie or picture that contains such things, that not only am I betraying her for some damn reason...but that I am betraying my good standing in church...and she will not allow me to make what she considers the wrong decision. Since we're married, my decisions effect her, so if I lose grace so does our household.

Take note. I do not agree. I want to see a good movie and could care less about some boobies on the screen. I am going for the storyline, not for the love scene.

There is just no way out of this. </font>

[Link]

Excuse for saying but... LMAO Larry, you're so screwed. I feel like the kid from The Simpsons, always pointing at everyone saying: "Ha-ha!"

[Sever]

For what it's worth, man, go the boobies!

[Larry_OHF]

<font color=skyblue>So...how's the movie? Is it as good as everybody is saying? I hear that critics and the public both give it A- or 4.5 stars!</font>

[Luvian]

There is more action and less dialogs. We already know much of what there is to know, so they spend less time talking and more time fighting.

My brother liked the second one better, but me I'm not sure. I really liked the first one, but the second one is interesting too, in a different way.

[Balintherlas]

Its a real good action movie, lotta good fights and the final fight really gets your blood going. It also looks like there might be a third.

[Azred]

Originally posted by Larry_OHF: <font color=skyblue>See...in our church, we had a leader speak against R-rated movies...so no members are supposed to see an R-rated movie or we could not consider ourselves honestly trying to be good members. I was able to convince her after much work and internet searching on all leaders who made any mention of movies that they only referred to R movies that contained sex. That nowhere did they specifically speak against anything else in an R-rated movie.</font>

<font color = lightgreen> [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] Forgive any impertinence on my part, but isn't that a little draconian?

How many members of your church went to see The Passion of the Christ? It has an R rating, so I was just wondering.....

An R-rated movie is harmless, in and of itself.</font>

[Timber Loftis]

Dang, Larry, I must be going to hell because my wife lets me go to nudie bars if I want. Of course I don't attend church, and I tend to say mean things about religion sometimes, and I cuss and drink.....

um... did I mention I must be going to hell?

[Luvian]

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: Dang, Larry, I must be going to hell because my wife lets me go to nudie bars if I want. Of course I don't attend church, and I tend to say mean things about religion sometimes, and I cuss and drink..... um... did I mention I must be going to hell?

I was about to say something, but then it would probably be too close to breaching the moratorium.

[Azred]

<font color = lightgreen>That's ok, Luvian. It is well-known that Timber is going to hell, without passing "Go" and without collecting $200. The only question is this: will I get to hell before Timber? [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] </font>