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01-08-2001, 12:40 AM

killer sheep?

Adam: oh my god! it's the killer sheep!
Erin: GAHHH!! blast it! blast it!
TAOQ throws 'Elemental Blast'

Gambyt: oh no.... what are we gonna do...

AZE: we are doomed...
CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!
Baaaa...

01-08-2001, 01:07 AM

OK Adam, that is twice! I am not drinking soda while I read your posts ANY MORE!

Wyvern · 01-08-2001, 02:03 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!

Yes, I want KILLER SHEEP!!!

(could that have anything to do with the fact that I have four Border Collies??) naw

And Erad - Wyverns are quite excellent monsters!

Moni - have you tried nose plugs?? no, on second thought, don't!!

Wyv

01-08-2001, 02:08 AM

Oh, ADAM . . . sheep not affected. TEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE! Party closes in on sheep steps in . . . DAMN sheep! OH MY GOD! I'm allergic to wool! What spell could we possibly use on killer sheep? Where is my manual? SLEEP . . . make them count adventures. Erad . . . Bill who? What would his attack be? Balgin . . . not even one rabbit . . . where would the world be without coconuts, sparrows, rabbits and Brave Sir Robin . . . not to mention SPAM! Your D&D critters remind me of the DOPPLEGANGER . . . assumes the shape of one of your party members . . . Gads those leather trousers +2 make my butt look big, kill me!

Wyvern · 01-08-2001, 02:12 AM

Lily -

The best spells to use on killer sheep (not counting Babe's "baa ram ewe") would be SHEAR Luck, CARD and carry, SPIN and fluff, KNIT and purl!

Hot water would be good too - make them SHRINK!! (and why don't sheep shrink in the rain???)

Wyv

01-08-2001, 02:20 AM

Moni with nose plugs . . .

Oh Wyv! I knew the border collies would come thru! If the shrink can we keep just one in flask?

Mohazek · 01-08-2001, 04:43 AM

ROFLMAO - All of these are very good suggestions - I agree with them all. Im only up to the end of skull castle thos so i geuss i should wait and see.

I'd like to see more opportunity to create evil parties so Dark Elves, Trolls and Boogres (Ogres) as a class we could play would be nice. LESS UNDEAD PLS! there is just way too much undead in this game.

Did anyone mention Orcs? Pixies? Erath looks alot like the dragon from that "Dragonheart" movie Dwarf - i think that's where the Sean COnnery thing comes from =)

01-08-2001, 05:27 AM

Any of You realized that one stupid fact?Open your inventory and look up.What do you see?Something like this ]

[Class] lvl
[Name]---Neutral

Neutral, huh?I kiled Cet, gave the Mavin and Im still neautral, huh.

Erad

01-08-2001, 06:47 AM

Gee Lily, Thanks for the visual!
EEEEW!!!!

No nose plugs! I'll just set the soda aside while I read Adam's posts!
Forget what I said about new cave creatures earlier on too...I had not had the pleasure of meeting up with those spewing spore thingies in Dragon Spire. A true challenge to stay alive as well as something different to look at! What fun!

01-08-2001, 11:19 AM

Wyvern- thanks for the bad puns!

"Survivor"

Erin: what's that up ahead?
Gambyt: it's an island. Let's go check it out
TAOQ: hmmmm... it seems to me this place is full of rats...
Adam: Look! there are half-eaten ones!
AZE: where are we anyway?
Erin: oh no.....it could mean one thing...
Adam & TAOQ: what?
Erin: we may have encountered Richard monster!

ROOOOOOAAARRRR!!! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!

ROOOOOOAAARRRR! STOMP!
Morik: Watch out! he's taking off his clothes!
Gambyt: say what?
Erin: Look out! he's attacking us with his 'Little Richard' eeewww...
TAOQ: GAHD! he's hideous!
Adam: he's hairy!
AZE: arrrggg... the sight of him alone is offensive... it's killing me...

to add: whatta think of it?
I'm working on the Bill Gates version...

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01-08-2001, 12:40 AM	#11
adam mage Guest Posts: n/a	killer sheep? Adam: oh my god! it's the killer sheep! Erin: GAHHH!! blast it! blast it! TAOQ throws 'Elemental Blast' Gambyt: oh no.... what are we gonna do... AZE: we are doomed... CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! Baaaa...

01-08-2001, 01:07 AM	#12
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	OK Adam, that is twice! I am not drinking soda while I read your posts ANY MORE!

01-08-2001, 02:03 AM	#13
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	LOL!!!!!!!! Yes, I want KILLER SHEEP!!! (could that have anything to do with the fact that I have four Border Collies??) naw And Erad - Wyverns are quite excellent monsters! Moni - have you tried nose plugs?? no, on second thought, don't!! Wyv

01-08-2001, 02:08 AM	#14
Lily the Ranger Guest Posts: n/a	Oh, ADAM . . . sheep not affected. TEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE! Party closes in on sheep steps in . . . DAMN sheep! OH MY GOD! I'm allergic to wool! What spell could we possibly use on killer sheep? Where is my manual? SLEEP . . . make them count adventures. Erad . . . Bill who? What would his attack be? Balgin . . . not even one rabbit . . . where would the world be without coconuts, sparrows, rabbits and Brave Sir Robin . . . not to mention SPAM! Your D&D critters remind me of the DOPPLEGANGER . . . assumes the shape of one of your party members . . . Gads those leather trousers +2 make my butt look big, kill me!

01-08-2001, 02:12 AM	#15
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Lily - The best spells to use on killer sheep (not counting Babe's "baa ram ewe") would be SHEAR Luck, CARD and carry, SPIN and fluff, KNIT and purl! Hot water would be good too - make them SHRINK!! (and why don't sheep shrink in the rain???) Wyv

01-08-2001, 02:20 AM	#16
Lily the Ranger Guest Posts: n/a	Moni with nose plugs . . . Oh Wyv! I knew the border collies would come thru! If the shrink can we keep just one in flask?

01-08-2001, 04:43 AM	#17
Mohazek Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA, USA Posts: 6	ROFLMAO - All of these are very good suggestions - I agree with them all. Im only up to the end of skull castle thos so i geuss i should wait and see. I'd like to see more opportunity to create evil parties so Dark Elves, Trolls and Boogres (Ogres) as a class we could play would be nice. LESS UNDEAD PLS! there is just way too much undead in this game. Did anyone mention Orcs? Pixies? Erath looks alot like the dragon from that "Dragonheart" movie Dwarf - i think that's where the Sean COnnery thing comes from =)

01-08-2001, 05:27 AM	#18
Erad Guest Posts: n/a	Any of You realized that one stupid fact?Open your inventory and look up.What do you see?Something like this ] [Class] lvl [Name]---Neutral Neutral, huh?I kiled Cet, gave the Mavin and Im still neautral, huh. Erad

01-08-2001, 06:47 AM	#19
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Gee Lily, Thanks for the visual! EEEEW!!!! No nose plugs! I'll just set the soda aside while I read Adam's posts! Forget what I said about new cave creatures earlier on too...I had not had the pleasure of meeting up with those spewing spore thingies in Dragon Spire. A true challenge to stay alive as well as something different to look at! What fun!

01-08-2001, 11:19 AM	#20
adam mage Guest Posts: n/a	Wyvern- thanks for the bad puns! "Survivor" Erin: what's that up ahead? Gambyt: it's an island. Let's go check it out TAOQ: hmmmm... it seems to me this place is full of rats... Adam: Look! there are half-eaten ones! AZE: where are we anyway? Erin: oh no.....it could mean one thing... Adam & TAOQ: what? Erin: we may have encountered Richard monster! ROOOOOOAAARRRR!!! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ROOOOOOAAARRRR! STOMP! Morik: Watch out! he's taking off his clothes! Gambyt: say what? Erin: Look out! he's attacking us with his 'Little Richard' eeewww... TAOQ: GAHD! he's hideous! Adam: he's hairy! AZE: arrrggg... the sight of him alone is offensive... it's killing me... to add: whatta think of it? I'm working on the Bill Gates version...

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