Name This Company! - Page 2

SixOfSpades · 12-30-2005, 01:52 PM

I've added Alms for Your Balms to the list, though I'm surprised at the near-unanimity of votes for Heals on Wheels. Guess I'll be adding a token mention of how the Priests got around in chariots before they got all the kinks worked out of the Dimension Door system. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum · 12-30-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Lord:

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Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
Healers n' Dealers? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

that makes the priests sound like drug dealers. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]How do you know they aren't? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Link · 12-30-2005, 02:47 PM

Priest Healers huh? How 'bout the following ones?

The Amazing Band Aids, with the motto "we'll go wherever you will go - and we're even waterproof!"

Ervander's Esthetic Aesclapians - the divine touch when you need it most! Instant channeling of healing energies upon your call! Even Deva's praise the touch of Ervander!

Triple H Healing - Helpful, Homosapien and there in a Hurry. Discounts on human healing, double charges for anything over 7 feet, and with excessive hairgrowth. We don't do pets, familiars and/or other non-humanoid party members.

The Cold Pack - At your side before you can sneeze! *insert happily singing halfling choir lead by a grunting half-orc*
"There's no one better with bruises and burns
Ervander'll follow to where the party turns
After battling dragons and oozes, ev'ry heart yearns
For a heal in a jiffy: garanteed without germs!"

Madman-Rogovich · 12-30-2005, 05:33 PM

''Alms for your Balms'' gets my vote, definately the funniest [img]smile.gif[/img]

SixOfSpades · 12-30-2005, 05:57 PM

Ooo, I like the idea of a jingle, Link. I've already got a good poster advertisement for the service, but there's no jingle yet. Maybe something along the lines of a limerick....

The poster, by the way, shows Jan Jansen, standing in the middle of one of the denser thickets in the Forest of Tethir, holding one of the company's pamphlets up near his face and rubbing the logo with his thumb. Caption: "Can you heal me now?"

Ivelliis is correct; this is a silly mod. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kyrvias · 12-31-2005, 01:44 AM

There once was a man named Thrak,
who thought he had broken his back.
He layed down on a log,
cried for his widowed wife thog,
and we came and healed poor Thrak.

There once was a man named cleft,
who had been the victim of a devious theft!
He started killing in the street,
But without missing a beat,
we came, we healed, and left.

Just throwing some ideas in

[ 12-31-2005, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: Kyrvias ]

ElfBane · 12-31-2005, 03:56 AM

They should be a branch of the Harpers. Jaheira could be aquainted with them(she knows everybody anyway,,,seems like). They would be the 4H branch...Halruuan Harpers of Healing and Help.

bjorn · 12-31-2005, 06:30 AM

iHeal definitely gets my vote!

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 12-31-2005, 08:07 AM

Celestia on Call ?
Casting time of Nil ?
For When you Can't Afford a Cleric... oh wait. Maybe not that one [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Drugs on Demand?

[ 12-31-2005, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

parro · 12-31-2005, 08:51 AM

Fun thread!

The Curing Cartel...a "medicinal mafia" type thing. You got the notion, we got the potion. We heal for the right deal.

hehe...can't wait for this one. The sillier the better!

12-30-2005, 02:47 PM	#13
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 40 Posts: 5,888	Priest Healers huh? How 'bout the following ones? The Amazing Band Aids, with the motto "we'll go wherever you will go - and we're even waterproof!" Ervander's Esthetic Aesclapians - the divine touch when you need it most! Instant channeling of healing energies upon your call! Even Deva's praise the touch of Ervander! Triple H Healing - Helpful, Homosapien and there in a Hurry. Discounts on human healing, double charges for anything over 7 feet, and with excessive hairgrowth. We don't do pets, familiars and/or other non-humanoid party members. The Cold Pack - At your side before you can sneeze! insert happily singing halfling choir lead by a grunting half-orc "There's no one better with bruises and burns Ervander'll follow to where the party turns After battling dragons and oozes, ev'ry heart yearns For a heal in a jiffy: garanteed without germs!" __________________ Rowing is not a sport, it's a way of life Goal: Beijing 2008

12-30-2005, 05:33 PM	#14
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 40 Posts: 1,918	''Alms for your Balms'' gets my vote, definately the funniest [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

12-30-2005, 05:57 PM	#15
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	Ooo, I like the idea of a jingle, Link. I've already got a good poster advertisement for the service, but there's no jingle yet. Maybe something along the lines of a limerick.... The poster, by the way, shows Jan Jansen, standing in the middle of one of the denser thickets in the Forest of Tethir, holding one of the company's pamphlets up near his face and rubbing the logo with his thumb. Caption: "Can you heal me now?" Ivelliis is correct; this is a silly mod. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.

12-31-2005, 03:56 AM	#17
ElfBane Mephistopheles Join Date: March 21, 2004 Location: Cape Canaveral, FL Age: 70 Posts: 1,450	They should be a branch of the Harpers. Jaheira could be aquainted with them(she knows everybody anyway,,,seems like). They would be the 4H branch...Halruuan Harpers of Healing and Help. __________________ They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759. Iraq and Afghan fatalities: 6,855 and counting. Silence IS consent.

12-31-2005, 06:30 AM	#18
bjorn Zhentarim Guard Join Date: December 19, 2003 Location: sweden Age: 39 Posts: 381	iHeal definitely gets my vote! __________________ [url]\"http://www.universalpoplab.com\" target=\"_blank\">Universal Poplab</a>

12-30-2005, 01:52 PM	#11
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	I've added Alms for Your Balms to the list, though I'm surprised at the near-unanimity of votes for Heals on Wheels. Guess I'll be adding a token mention of how the Priests got around in chariots before they got all the kinks worked out of the Dimension Door system. [img]smile.gif[/img]

12-31-2005, 01:44 AM	#16
Kyrvias Lord Ao Join Date: May 15, 2005 Posts: 2,092	There once was a man named Thrak, who thought he had broken his back. He layed down on a log, cried for his widowed wife thog, and we came and healed poor Thrak. There once was a man named cleft, who had been the victim of a devious theft! He started killing in the street, But without missing a beat, we came, we healed, and left. Just throwing some ideas in [ 12-31-2005, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: Kyrvias ]

12-31-2005, 08:07 AM	#19
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	Celestia on Call ? Casting time of Nil ? For When you Can't Afford a Cleric... oh wait. Maybe not that one [img]tongue.gif[/img] Drugs on Demand? [ 12-31-2005, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

12-31-2005, 08:51 AM	#20
parro Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: August 17, 2004 Location: Earth Age: 55 Posts: 10	Fun thread! The Curing Cartel...a "medicinal mafia" type thing. You got the notion, we got the potion. We heal for the right deal. hehe...can't wait for this one. The sillier the better!

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