BG2 Quotes?

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

I thought the idea was to post things and not say who said them, and have other people guess.
I'll try something different, though.
These are all options for the PC to say. And I'll leave them to you to say to whom. These span all three games in the series.

"Truthfully, it was when his uncle, Plooty Paladin-Piper, got involved in a flesh golem eating contest..."

"You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"Er... How can you smell with no nose?"

"We want to know why you're so fat."

And the best ever...

"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the Nine Hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"

Edited for spelling.

[ 05-11-2004, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ]

[Balintherlas]

Dragonshawdow was right on mine

[Arcanis]

a fine day for whatever you're after

a trap most devious to the careless foot

[TheGodThatFailed]

i dont remeber exatly but another funny one from yoshimo."Be overly carfull my freinds.Im sure all manner of stupid mouse-traps await our toes in dark,"

[Black Baron]

Who said the big one illumina?

[TheGodThatFailed]

Another great quote,an option to say to the shade lord.

'I am the light that shall dispell your darkness!'

EDIT black baron,illumina said the PC says them all,the point of his post was to see if you know who the PC can say them too.just thaught id point that out.

[ 05-11-2004, 12:32 PM: Message edited by: TheGodThatFailed ]

[SixOfSpades]

Ah, it's like a mini-GBPitBSoATQ. [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Truthfully, it was when his uncle, Plooty Paladin-Piper, got involved in a flesh golem eating contest..."
PC to Viconia

"You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth!"
PC to Captain Samand

"Er... How can you smell with no nose?"
PC to Spectator

"We want to know why you're so fat."
PC to Centeol

"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the Nine Hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
PC to Portalbendarwinden


And here's my quote....I'm sorry it's not truly accurate, but it's mostly there.
"We hear lot of talk about Underdark! Well, this be under and this be dark! And it our place! So get out, we rule!"

[WoodyG666]

My favourites are in my sig

[TheGodThatFailed]

Sorry for posting so many times,but i want to move on from Elite Waterdeep gaurd becuase it seems noone listens to them,lol.

Another *HILARIOUS* one i found,was one the PC can say to the militia when first enterering the government district,though im not sure if it has to be at night,becuase i always manage to go there first time at night.

He says: You!Have you seen anything unnatural recently?

PC: Apart from your 2 friends here?No.

Thats a great one

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Originally posted by SixOfSpades: Ah, it's like a mini-GBPitBSoATQ. [img]smile.gif[/img] "Truthfully, it was when his uncle, Plooty Paladin-Piper, got involved in a flesh golem eating contest..." PC to Viconia "You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth!" PC to Captain Samand "Er... How can you smell with no nose?" PC to Spectator "We want to know why you're so fat." PC to Centeol "Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the Nine Hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" PC to Portalbendarwinden And here's my quote....I'm sorry it's not truly accurate, but it's mostly there. "We hear lot of talk about Underdark! Well, this be under and this be dark! And it our place! So get out, we rule!"

Right as always, Six. And yours is the Kobold Shaman in the sewers beneath the Copper Coronet.