BG Famous people (jokes)

[Brennihelvete]

Originally posted by daan: LoL .. once again it seems our forums are filled with demi-gods [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Exactly. Lat time I think I overexaggareted a little to much so heres my second try:

Strength: 5. I dont exercise, only drink smoke and sit on my bum in front of the computer each day!

Dex: 11. I got good reflexes but I can be very slow as well.

Constitution: 13 for the moment. Im never sick, I dont get hangovers and I can resist cold and weather pretty well(Live on the North Pole ya know)

Wisdom: 10 maybe. Wisdom comes with age and Im not that old

Intelligence: 9 or 10. I can learn almost everything, it takes a long time though...a little slow heh [img]smile.gif[/img]

Charisma: 15. Im a very handsome person [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Xero279]

The stats for the all mighty Xero!

Strength: 5 (hehe)
Dex: 7
Con: 9/10 (i can stand through a lot)
Intelligence: 15/16
Wisdom: 16 (what can i say, its what im in to [img]smile.gif[/img] )
Charisma: 13 (i can be pretty persuasive [img]smile.gif[/img] )

Alignment: True Neutral. i see the world as a balance of all things. good and evil, light and dark, microsoft vs. apple

Class: Druid. My friends call me a tree hugger and i answer the call of nature.

[Gangrell]

Originally posted by daan: The information that gets lost with time... Plz note the information given on the 2nd page about averages. If you think you can outclass a world-champion in any of the stat-fields .. or that you're smarter than Stephen Hawking ... start thinking about 15's and 16's

Haha, yea, I remember that thread, too bad my wisdom hasn't gone up any higher [img]graemlins/wizardtrouble.gif[/img]

[Sir Goulum]

Str- 2
Dex- 11
Con- 9
Int- 9
Wis-10
Char- 20

Class- Lazy slob [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Weak and cute...thats the way to live!

[Myrddin L'argenton]

Originally posted by Gangrell: Quote: Originally posted by daan: The information that gets lost with time... Plz note the information given on the 2nd page about averages. If you think you can outclass a world-champion in any of the stat-fields .. or that you're smarter than Stephen Hawking ... start thinking about 15's and 16's

Haha, yea, I remember that thread, too bad my wisdom hasn't gone up any higher [img]graemlins/wizardtrouble.gif[/img]

[/QUOTE]I did include things for famous people as well e.g.
Tony Blair Male Gnome Illusionist
lvl 18
Str 10
Dex 16
Const 9
Int 16
Wis 10
Cha 15 (somehow he got into office)
Ability: Charm Person once a day
and I haven't done my George W Bush one either :evillol:

[Annatar]

I will do that for you Myrddin L'argenton .

George W. Bush

Class: Male ''Wannabe'' Beserker

Alignment: Chaotic Evil (self-centerd little evil fellow)

Str - 6, I don't have to use muscle... I have nukes
Dex - 12, I need to duck and cover when Saddam is going to trow Scuds my way
Const - 18, I can last out real long... *OMG! where's my champagne?!?! it has been 4 minutes since I last drunk a glass!! aaaahhh*
Int - 3, Hillll Billy!!!!!!
Wis - 5, I know only thing... ''I WANT THA NUKE!''
Cha - 1, Mie wants WAR, MIEEEE WANTSSSSS WAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!! ''Arrgh whatevva mister president..''

Racial enemy: He has a mustache and about 12 doppelgangers ... and is known to have like 4 tons of lethal nerve gasses... [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img]

HLA: 4000 Nuke Bombs.

Romance: Anomen [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img]

[Yanez]

Hmm let me see...

STR 13 - yeah I'm a farm boy, I can lift a 100 kg, but carrying it - NO WAY !
DEX 6 - I can touch my nose with my eyes closed.
CON 11 - I can hold some liquor but to a point then [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
INT 8 - Heh, still haven't finished my studies.
WIS 14 - I can't believe it, I'm even capable of dispensing of advices
CHA 4 - With high forehead, hairy chest and growing ˝bierbauch˝ I'm not exactly a Chippeddale material.

Class: professional hammock tester

[ 03-06-2003, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: Yanez ]

[Dar'tanian]

hey Anaatar that would have been funny if u lived in america.

[Pirengle]

I thought this post was jokes about famous people in BG instead of stats. Here's a joke for you anyway.

Q: What do you call werewolf Cernd after he's been struck by a stray Call Lightning bolt?

A: Spot.

[Xen]

Originally posted by Annatar: I will do that for you Myrddin L'argenton . George W. Bush Class: Male ''Wannabe'' Beserker Alignment: Chaotic Evil (self-centerd little evil fellow) Str - 6, I don't have to use muscle... I have nukes Dex - 12, I need to duck and cover when Saddam is going to trow Scuds my way Const - 18, I can last out real long... *OMG! where's my champagne?!?! it has been 4 minutes since I last drunk a glass!! aaaahhh* Int - 3, Hillll Billy!!!!!! Wis - 5, I know only thing... ''I WANT THA NUKE!'' Cha - 1, Mie wants WAR, MIEEEE WANTSSSSS WAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!! ''Arrgh whatevva mister president..'' Racial enemy: He has a mustache and about 12 doppelgangers ... and is known to have like 4 tons of lethal nerve gasses... [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img] HLA: 4000 Nuke Bombs. Romance: Anomen [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img]