The group is finally broken......

[SomeGuy]

Horatio tell me.Who is Star?I have a cousin who's best friends was named Star.She died in a car crash....

[Horatio]

SomeGuy, Star was my best friend when I was 3-13. She moved to France. I see her now and again, usually on CrimeWatch UK

But she's not dead. Er, I think. Er, I hope.

Maybe I should call.

[uss]

Originally posted by Horatio: Hey, man, sorry to here that. Losing friends sux, especially as a kid. *sniffs* I still remember Star (her parents were hippies) Hell, there'll be more friends. Unless you're one of those kids that sits alone a lot *SomeGuy sinks into his computer chair* Well? Are ya? huh? SomeGuy? Are ya? Huh? Sorry to be off topic, but uss, don't we stilll have finish our dueling saga?

hi, Horatio [img]smile.gif[/img] .
yeah, i guess we havent finished the duel yet..
hmm, will we do it in C`s Cafe? or will we do a new topic?

[Oblivion437]

As the wise pointed the evidence too, but few have heeded, all empires come to an end, and violent starts lead to violent ends. This one came, as the previous would, this time at the hands of Oblivion's Chaos, not a spell, but a physical force, more like a force of nature less an army, and many feared it. Those who knew the balance had nothing to fear, those too chaotic soon felt Oblivion's Order, the opposite to the violent Anarchy was this obsessive fascist law, which buried citizens in a sea of oppression impossible to shake, and thus, the balance began, the armies of SomeGuy were poised at the Chaos before them, facing superior trained and equipped troops, with uncanny and often nightmarish secrets only their subjugates ever saw, but never lived to tell. SomeGuy's faithful fought like the children of the Werrmacht Schutze Staffle at D-Day, but fell, just the same. And thus SomeGuy has passed into obscurity, cold, alone, afraid, and soon to be lost, as the Order stamps out those with lack of control.

[Willard]

The snowmen were numerous. SomeGuy quickly reached into his pocket for his spare Feather Dryer-O-Matic (r). Quickly, he tried to use it on the advancing snowmen, only to find that it was out of batteries...
Demiguruzu took their spare hot water heaters and sprayed hot melted snow onto the snowmen, but it was to no use- it was so cold inside the prison that the water froze quickly and just hardened the snowmen. Meanwhile, SomeGuy had an idea. He did a double back flip onto the desk and ripped the computer wire out of the outlet, and he plunged the cord of the feather dryer into the socket. Warm air filled the cell, but the quick-minded Bim jumped out of the cell. Demiguruzu took his Magic Wand (tm) and summoned a polar bear, which ate Bim like a living snow-cone.
"Well, that's the end of that nightmare," said Demiguruzu.
"But now we have another nightmare to face- getting out of this prison!" said SomeGuy.

Meanwhile, the stupified young occupant of the cell sat huddled in the corner...

Find out what happens next- after this break (and after I get rid of this muscle cramp in my hand)

[Willard]

Okay. Rid of the muscle cramp, back to the story.

"Please", the slave cried. "Please help us."
"How can we help you", asked SomeGuy.
"By dying!" replied the slave.

Before their very eyes, the slave turned into a full-fledged lycanthrope, a Greater Werewolf.
"It looks like we know what they do with the prisoners here," said Demiguruzu. "They afflict them with lycanthropy, for some reason."

The werewolf roared. He then charged, but Someguy and Demiguruzu were ready.
"Good thing I keep these fancy Silver Bullet (tm) brand bullets with me, these are just the thing," said Someguy.
The wolfwere was wild. He jumped around the room, coming toward them, smashing everything that got in his way. Finally, after totaling the tv and crushing the desk, he got to them.
SomeGuy had his gun loaded. He shot once, but hit the tv.
"hm, I have to work on my aim a bit," said SomeGuy.
He shot again. Hit the ceiling fan.
"Give me that," said Demiguruzu. SomeGuy fell onto the floor. Demiguruzu shot once and hit the werewolf right between the eyes, just before the werewolf stepped on the Neverwinter Nights cd, which SomeGuy had in his pocket.
"Phew, that was a close one," said SomeGuy. "Almost lost a perfectly good cd, there."
"What about your life?" asked Demiguruzu.
"Yeah, well, there's that too, but this new Neverwinter Nights is just so cool!" replied SomeGuy.

Well be back after these messages..........

[Willard]

Okay, I will stop with this role-playing crap.
I'm sorry about what happened to you, SomeGuy. I have had friends move before, it is not cool. Not fun, either. Anyway, just remember the fun you had with your friends, call them once in a while, write, stuff like that. Just because you live apart doesn't mean you can't be friends.

[SomeGuy]

I'm serious let's start a story thread about this!This is some good and funny stuff!

[Willard]

Alright then! I will start off where I left.

.....Now we're back to our intrepid heroes, Demiguruzu and Someguy, trapped in a frigid arctic planar prison. It seems that the prison heater has broke down, that's probably why it is so cold.. anyway.

"Please let me bring it along!" asked SomeGuy.

"Oh, alright, if you are so crazy about it, put it here in this bag of holding.. there you go. Now let's get back to finding KalaNatruzzu. Okay?" Said Demiguruzu.

They set off, looking inside every cell, most of them being empty, but for the few that were full, can I just say that Demiguruzu does not have quite a large supply of Silver Brand (tm) bullets left, eh? Okay, back to SomeGuy and Demiguruzu. They soon came to a large wooden door. They heard shrieks from inside.
"That must be Kala! Let's go!" said Demi.
"Wait," said Someguy. Who knows what is in there? Let's look around first and collect some stuff just in case we have to fight something horrible in there. Just imagine...there might be trolls, shadow fiends, demons, evil spirits, beholders, or mind flayers in there! We at least have to find some other weapons besides these Silver Brand (tm) bullets and these pistols."
"You're right, SomeGuy. Let's look around for some weapons first." said Demi.

They then set off once again, getting ever short on Silver Brand (tm) bullets. They found a chain, an old rusty sword, and a Magic Toilet Seat (r). Soon they decided they were ready to enter the giant room with the big wooden door.

There we leave our adventurers until either someone else picks up the story or Willard gets a nice swig of Sprite....We'll be back after these messages.

[ 06-21-2002, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: Willard ]

[SomeGuy]

No a story post this stuff is as funny as heck!