What is the funniest thing that has happened?

[Redblueflare]

Well this happened while I was 11 or so. My dad, little bro, and I were having a water gun fight. For some strange reason they really liked to shoot me in the eyes. I didn't seem to understand back then that it would be a good idea to wipe my eyes first and *then* run. I know what you're thinking, it was only a matter of time before I hit something right?
Well I did and my left eye hit something hard. I started to cry, and of course my dad said. "Get up you wussy!" [img]tongue.gif[/img] He changed his mind when my eye started bleeding. So my vision went from bad to worse in that eye. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Later on I thought that someone must've hit me with their gun by accident. "No you ran into a mailbox!" they said. "No way, I could never..." "No you *ran* into a mailbox! We were watching!" It wasn't funny then, but it kinda is now.

[johnny]

Originally posted by Beltazar: Heh, thats kinda nasty...but, a man's gotta do what a mans gotta do. Oh here's something funny, kinda vulgar though. I would like to know if you guys want to hear it though, I don't want to get in trouble for it :\

by all means dude, don't hold back on us ! lol

[johnny]

Originally posted by Epona: quote: Originally posted by johnny: whoa dude, what did you drink ? lmao

LOL, that time just beer - but 7 hours of drinking beer by the pint can do that to ya! - also our dumnass licensing laws mean we get trained at an early age to drink quickly, 'cos at 11pm it's time for lights out![/QUOTE]that sucks dude, but i bet you english are prepared for that. You know, before you go out fill up the fridge with a couple of sixpacks, so after 11 it doesn't HAVE to be over ? Anyway, that's what i would do

[Alexander]

The funniest thing that has ever happened in my life....hmm...

It was New Year's Eve 1999. My friends and I, who were, I think, drunk to the nth degree, were looking for some way to get in trouble (these are middle-aged men - now I can appreciate what "Party like it's 1999 means"), so I told my friends about this fella who lives near me who was stocking food and water and all sorts of stuff because he was afraid that once 2000 rolled around, there'd be anarchy. So, at 12:00 am, we all ran around his house screaming and yelling and firing cap guns into the air. I think the poor fellow ended up running out of his house, and then when he realized what was going on - he got so pissed, and he had this look on his face that I will never forget - it made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe for about 30 seconds.

[Animal]

I was 20 (oh to be 20 again!). A group of us from university were at a house party, which actually turned into a house wrecker. Somebody figured that if the couch wasm't in the living room, it would make a better dance floor, so a few of us decided to get rid of it. The easiest way was off the second floor balcony. Anyway, a few hours later, we realized that the party was way out of control so fice of us decided to split before the police showed up. We were walking through the backyard (which was strewn with furniture!) and I didn't see a gravel rake that was laying on the lawn. I didn't find it real funny at the time, and my voice was a couple of octaves higher for a few days, but it sure must have looked funny at the time. Okay kids, DON'T try this at home!

[Arnabas]

Okay, well these may not be terribly funny, but they were mighty embarrassing.
1) In grade 7 phys. ed. we were doing gymnastics. I was supposed to do a jump over the box-horse thingy. Since the girl I liked was in my class, I decided to give a great show. I ran as fast and hard as I could so that I'd spring really high and far. Unfortunately I failed to jump and ran right into it with a resounding crash.
2) I was at a funeral with my ex-gf. She introduced me to her uncle. I smiled, shook his hand and said "nice to meet you." Found out after he left that it was his wife who had died.
Bonus: there was that time when I was a kid, wearing those full-body pajamas with feet... I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee. Being sleepy, I didn't pay enough attention as I zipped them back up... Ouch. "There's Something About Mary" was like a horrible flashback for me...

[gaunty]

I wile working at a machine shop, tripped over a floor great.
At that day when I did this I was wearing my favorite work t-shirt
"official member of the p*ss and mone about everything club".
so I tripped and fell, and then broke my left arm in 5 places.
so the police and fire resque people came.... and there is the captin
of the fire dept., and he's saying "yep you shir have somethin to p*ss
and mone about now"!!

[Scholarcs]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Epona: quote: Originally posted by johnny: whoa dude, what did you drink ? lmao

LOL, that time just beer - but 7 hours of drinking beer by the pint can do that to ya! - also our dumnass licensing laws mean we get trained at an early age to drink quickly, 'cos at 11pm it's time for lights out![/QUOTE]that sucks dude, but i bet you english are prepared for that. You know, before you go out fill up the fridge with a couple of sixpacks, so after 11 it doesn't HAVE to be over ? Anyway, that's what i would do[/QUOTE]lol I think the funniest thing is that you keep calling Epona "dude". Do you often get called "dude" Epona?

lol johnny j/king thats cool. [img]smile.gif[/img]

and btw at my school every day is a crackup, I have a great group of friends and we make jokes all through school...it just doesnt stop. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[LennonCook]

Well, I walked into a door. Several times.

NB: Believe it or not, I was sober [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

[Epona]

Originally posted by Scholarcs: lol I think the funniest thing is that you keep calling Epona "dude". Do you often get called "dude" Epona?

Not often I get called 'dude' Scholarcs, but more common on the net - 'in the flesh' it's not so easy to make that mistake [img]tongue.gif[/img] Anyway, as long as he's not calling me 'f*ckwit' I'm happy