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[Attalus]

Originally posted by Thoran: you poked fun at the gay guys (very un-PC of you... naughty naughty).

I am totally un-PC. As Timber posted on another subject, I make fun of everybody. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Thanks, Lord K. Good to see ya, BTW.

[LordKathen]

You to Attalus. And the rest of you guys to. I check the forum frequently, just dont log-in and post very often, only if I see a good topic, and I usually keep it short. I am back on modem speed, and after 8 months of cable speed, I got quite spoiled. So spoiled in fact, that I dont even get online very often anymore. Pathetic I know, but after cable, I just dont have the patience I use to have with loading pages and so forth. I am still around, just not that often. Rupert still has his eye on you guys though.

[Thoran]

Originally posted by Attalus: quote: Originally posted by Thoran: you poked fun at the gay guys (very un-PC of you... naughty naughty).

I am totally un-PC. As Timber posted on another subject, I make fun of everybody. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Thanks, Lord K. Good to see ya, BTW. [/QUOTE]Not accusing... I know most of the gang on this board is a BIT out of the mainstream (that's why I like it here).

[Timber Loftis]

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[ 08-19-2003, 09:53 AM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]

[Thoran]

AAARRGGG... MY PC EYES... THEY BURN!!!

[Sir Taliesin]

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Yet, once again another post that has caused a deep rift to development between the System Manager and myself. Where is the DAMNED Windex? (Bangs head against the coffee covered monitor)When will I ever learn to not drink coffee while viewing Ironworks??? When??? When??? When?

[Attalus]

ROFLMAO!!! Good one, Timber!

[Timber Loftis]

I just had the nicest gay guy from Tom James in my office showing me tons of swatches of cloth for ties, pants, and custom-made shirts. So, I'm sitting here discussing $100 ties and $90 shirts with this guy, just laughing my butt off on the inside thinking about how I may apply my fashion sensitities to his wardrobe.

Well, here's my thought for the moment: for a man, your ability to "pull off" wearing pink is inversely proportional to how effeminate you are. (Note: this is truly a mannerism thing, and not a sexual preference thing.) Seriously. If you look like Lou Ferigno and/or have mannerisms like Al Bundy, pink is a fine choice for attire. If your mannerisms just cry "I only dance in bars where they play techno ABBA," then stick with blue.

This poor little, very nice and helpful, queer had pink on pink, patterned shirt and textured tie. Nice pink on pink, to be sure, but still... not a good choice, IMO. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[ 08-19-2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]

[Attalus]

Yeah, I have a couple of pink shirts from Brooks Brothers hanging in the closet, and I never had anything but compliments on them. But, I wear maroon ties with them.

[wellard]

This is one hell of a funny thread [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Thanks attalus-timber, and good to see you lord K.