Passed Driving Theory Test. Congratulate Me...PLEASE! - Page 2

Ladyzekke · 05-16-2002, 07:05 PM

Those questions are hilarious Lord Shield!! Well, I guess it is best to separate the true idiots first right off the bat LOL! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Congratulations Lavi! I wish you luck passing the next! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lavindathar · 05-16-2002, 07:06 PM

Yeah, between 11.30pm and 7.30am. Well done, I said between 8 and 8. OOPS!!

Lavindathar · 05-16-2002, 07:08 PM

Thanx for all your congrats people.....

means a lot!!!

Staralfur · 05-16-2002, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
heh! I took the theory test in the first year it was devised in Britan - questions were an absolute doddle. This one was my favourite:

Q: You have forgotten your glasses and you want to get home. Do you:

A) Drive VERY fast to get there soon as possible?

B) Drive VERY slowly so you have more time to stop?

C) Borrow somebody else's glasses?

D) Don't drive

some questions were just plain stupid

My fav has got to be;

You are driving across a level crossing, when the lights, warning of an approaching train start flashind. Do you

(a)Stop the car on the level crossing, and get out?
(b)Stop the car on the level crossing, and remain in your car until the train has passed?
(c)Carry on driving to the other side?
(d)Stop the car, and reverse back in the direction you came in?

I'm not sure if they were the exact answers, but they were definitely that stupid.

05-16-2002, 07:37 PM

there was another one asking which container in the boot you should keep petrol in?

there was a coke bottle, a plastic can, somethign else and a petrol can

DUH!!!!

Charean · 05-16-2002, 08:10 PM

Congrats Lavi!! Those tests are designed to get to your level of sanity... the hard part is on the road!

Of course you will do well, you are practicing, aren't you? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Epona · 05-18-2002, 09:50 AM

Congratulations!

I hope to take mine soon, then do one of those intensive driving courses. LOL, I'm 31, hope my brain is up to it!

I can drive, and took my test when I was 17 - fucked it up in a major way by going through a stop light within a minute of leaving the test centre due to nerves. Instant fail. Never bothered to retake it, wish I had

Oh well, I'm gonna do it again soon, then WATCH OUT ENGLAND, HERE I COME!

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-18-2002, 09:54 AM

Congrats Lavi!!! Now how much would I have to pay you to get you to "accidentally" run over Mr.Squidgy... several times.

Sir Exxon · 05-18-2002, 10:07 AM

CONGRATS, BRAD! [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]
Hope you'll do good on your practical test too! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ar-Cunin · 05-18-2002, 10:55 AM

Congratulation!

And remember that the driving test is much harder than the teoretical

It took four tries to pass it - one time the instructor failed me because I had allow mist to start building on the rear window

05-16-2002, 07:05 PM	#11
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Those questions are hilarious Lord Shield!! Well, I guess it is best to separate the true idiots first right off the bat LOL! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Congratulations Lavi! I wish you luck passing the next! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

05-16-2002, 07:06 PM	#12
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Yeah, between 11.30pm and 7.30am. Well done, I said between 8 and 8. OOPS!! __________________ =@

05-16-2002, 07:08 PM	#13
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Thanx for all your congrats people..... means a lot!!! __________________ =@

05-16-2002, 08:10 PM	#16
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	Congrats Lavi!! Those tests are designed to get to your level of sanity... the hard part is on the road! Of course you will do well, you are practicing, aren't you? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ And then there were 6.

05-18-2002, 09:50 AM	#17
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	Congratulations! I hope to take mine soon, then do one of those intensive driving courses. LOL, I'm 31, hope my brain is up to it! I can drive, and took my test when I was 17 - fucked it up in a major way by going through a stop light within a minute of leaving the test centre due to nerves. Instant fail. Never bothered to retake it, wish I had Oh well, I'm gonna do it again soon, then WATCH OUT ENGLAND, HERE I COME! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-16-2002, 07:37 PM	#15
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	there was another one asking which container in the boot you should keep petrol in? there was a coke bottle, a plastic can, somethign else and a petrol can DUH!!!!

05-18-2002, 09:54 AM	#18
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Congrats Lavi!!! Now how much would I have to pay you to get you to "accidentally" run over Mr.Squidgy... several times. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-18-2002, 10:07 AM	#19
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	CONGRATS, BRAD! [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img] Hope you'll do good on your practical test too! [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-18-2002, 10:55 AM	#20
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 53 Posts: 2,326	Congratulation! And remember that the driving test is much harder than the teoretical It took four tries to pass it - one time the instructor failed me because I had allow mist to start building on the rear window __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

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