08-30-2001, 10:23 PM | #11 | |
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But I can´t remember any ------------------ Calvin the bold the malt beer lord is in! |
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08-30-2001, 10:24 PM | #12 |
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Of course all are great, 250 LOL!
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08-31-2001, 03:26 PM | #13 |
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A lawyer was driving down the road when he noticed an odd sight. A family consisting of a father, mother, and 4 children were all beside the road, eating grass! Intrigued, he stopped to ask what was going on and was told by the father that the family was completely destitute, had no money whatsoever to buy food, and was so hungry that they had resorted to feeding on grass.
The lawyer exclaimed, "that's terrible!" and promptly offered to take the entire family to his house. "Thank you, sir," said the father, his eyes welling up with tears. "It's no problem at all," said the lawyer, "the grass in my yard is a foot high." |
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08-31-2001, 08:21 PM | #15 |
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A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he
sits, the bartender comes over, and asks for his order. The man says, "I'll have a beer," and turns to the ostrich. "What about you?" "I'll have a beer too," says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment. The next day, the man and ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20," says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The bartender asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs." ------------------ Devoted member of the Ironworks Third member of the OHF Member of the Ancients' club Faith beset in The Rocks (they show the way, you know...) |
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