03-23-2004, 06:04 PM | #11 | |
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Falling asleep between her legs after drinking same quantity of alcohol... 0 calories. [/QUOTE]LOL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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03-23-2004, 06:09 PM | #12 |
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Getting dressed:
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With her father knocking at the door in Alabama (or any other such southern state).... forget getting dressed, just jump out the window now.
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03-23-2004, 06:11 PM | #13 |
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*Watches the Pg13 rating burst into flames*
Good ones Hark [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] |
03-23-2004, 06:13 PM | #14 | |
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That tells me more about you than I want to know. Edited to remove puke smiley that I find wholly appropriate but will probably be considered offensive [/QUOTE]I only found the massive increase in calories funny...it was a lighthearted comment and I didn't mean to cause offence in any way, or give a perverted view of what I'm like. I just enjoyed the mail as a joke. I actually wholly respect women in reality, and I would never ever dream of doing anything against anyone's consent, regardless of gender. I guess I did it without thinking, I apologise. |
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03-23-2004, 06:14 PM | #15 |
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LOL, good one
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03-23-2004, 07:48 PM | #16 |
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Ah now thats a keeper
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03-23-2004, 08:00 PM | #17 |
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Most amusing [img]smile.gif[/img] .
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03-23-2004, 08:09 PM | #18 |
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rofl
70 or up... Death. [img]tongue.gif[/img] lolol
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03-23-2004, 10:00 PM | #19 |
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so one should be doing it always to stay healthy ehh? "P
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03-24-2004, 01:41 AM | #20 |
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lol... any clue on calories for
a) the "hoovering of the floor" position? b) the "playing of the cello" position? c) the "riding of the steer" position? d) the "persuading of the debtor" position? e) and most importantly... the "reverse piggy back" position? gotta be at least a couple thousand burnt on this one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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