08-26-2002, 04:09 AM | #11 | |
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friend of a friend got utterly drunk. he's a hard man. beat guiy at pool and won the money That guy and 2 mates rushed him outside pub and slashed him on throat etc (btw, 3 separate uts on a person and they go into shock - just FYI) Only reason he was still ALIVE was because he was too drunk to feel pain[/QUOTE]That's all the proof i needed, i'll switch to something more drastic. Like Stroh rum.
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08-26-2002, 07:51 AM | #12 |
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Screw gaining weight, just buy a Taurus Raging Bull in .454 Casull. Oh, sure, you could easily kill a bear with it, but I'd like to see a thug with a circular saw mess with you when his brains are splattered all across an alleyway.
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08-26-2002, 08:06 AM | #13 |
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Too bad his boozing will probably end up killing him in a few years time or so. But it's good to always be able to look on the bright side of things (obesity in this case).
And damn, that's some thuggy-ass shit! Going at someone with a goddam circular saw?? I thought punks with power-tools only existed in double dragon-type arcade beat-em-up games. Whoever it was, he's nuts! [ 08-26-2002, 08:09 AM: Message edited by: The Hierophant ]
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08-26-2002, 08:28 AM | #14 |
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Perhaps it's better to have a beer gut than a six-pack, considering the above story.
But then again, there haven't been any thugs with saws here in Singapore since I was born... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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08-26-2002, 09:16 AM | #15 | |
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08-26-2002, 09:19 AM | #16 | |
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08-26-2002, 10:11 AM | #17 |
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To quote Southpark.. God Damn thats one Fat Ass!
Well thats my fix of wierd news for the day..
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08-26-2002, 10:22 AM | #18 |
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Good lord, thats the most bizarre news article i've ever read.
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