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Old 08-26-2002, 04:09 AM   #11
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Originally posted by johnny:
Maybe i need to start drinking more, it might save my life one day.
I shall relate a RL story for you on that score:

friend of a friend got utterly drunk. he's a hard man. beat guiy at pool and won the money

That guy and 2 mates rushed him outside pub and slashed him on throat etc (btw, 3 separate uts on a person and they go into shock - just FYI)

Only reason he was still ALIVE was because he was too drunk to feel pain
[/QUOTE]That's all the proof i needed, i'll switch to something more drastic. Like Stroh rum.
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Old 08-26-2002, 07:51 AM   #12
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Screw gaining weight, just buy a Taurus Raging Bull in .454 Casull. Oh, sure, you could easily kill a bear with it, but I'd like to see a thug with a circular saw mess with you when his brains are splattered all across an alleyway.
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Old 08-26-2002, 08:06 AM   #13
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Too bad his boozing will probably end up killing him in a few years time or so. But it's good to always be able to look on the bright side of things (obesity in this case).

And damn, that's some thuggy-ass shit! Going at someone with a goddam circular saw?? I thought punks with power-tools only existed in double dragon-type arcade beat-em-up games. Whoever it was, he's nuts!

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Old 08-26-2002, 08:28 AM   #14
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Perhaps it's better to have a beer gut than a six-pack, considering the above story.

But then again, there haven't been any thugs with saws here in Singapore since I was born... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 08-26-2002, 09:16 AM   #15
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Maybe i need to start drinking more, it might save my life one day.
LOL If it doesn't kill your liver first.
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Old 08-26-2002, 09:19 AM   #16
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LOL If it doesn't kill your liver first.
Not likely Melkor, Johnny traded his liver for a crate of beer years back. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Old 08-26-2002, 10:11 AM   #17
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To quote Southpark.. God Damn thats one Fat Ass!

Well thats my fix of wierd news for the day..
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Old 08-26-2002, 10:22 AM   #18
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Good lord, thats the most bizarre news article i've ever read.
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Old 08-26-2002, 10:25 AM   #19
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Screw gaining weight, just buy a Taurus Raging Bull in .454 Casull. Oh, sure, you could easily kill a bear with it, but I'd like to see a thug with a circular saw mess with you when his brains are splattered all across an alleyway.
.454 Casull?! [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] That'll give people in the next town a dry cleaning bill!
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Old 08-26-2002, 10:28 AM   #20
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Screw gaining weight, just buy a Taurus Raging Bull in .454 Casull. Oh, sure, you could easily kill a bear with it, but I'd like to see a thug with a circular saw mess with you when his brains are splattered all across an alleyway.
A lot of us live in countrys where such things cannot be bought over the counter(Thank God) thats why we use circular saws Tack. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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