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Old 12-01-2002, 02:31 PM   #11
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When I was attending Texas A&M University we had a similar joke about the quarterback of our (American) football team.
"Did you hear that James attempted suicide? The first time he fumbled the gun, the second time the bullet was intercepted!"
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Old 12-01-2002, 04:17 PM   #12
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I support Manchester United and I still don't know how we managed to win after the performence against Manchester city and bolton wonderers, not to mention our lack of players
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Old 12-01-2002, 04:20 PM   #13
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Apparently the whole Liverpool side, apart from Dudek has been struck down with flu. The team Dr said there was no chance of Dudek catching it.
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Old 12-01-2002, 04:20 PM   #14
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I don't get it.
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Old 12-01-2002, 05:35 PM   #15
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I don't get it.
Really ?
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Old 12-02-2002, 05:42 AM   #16
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Quote:
Originally posted by SomeGuy:
I don't get it.
Gee, I thought someone would have explained this to him by now.

Interpreting SUBTITLE means you have to block out a few words :

We are taking about the Liverpool goalkeeper :
1) A bus could pass under his body (Donut)
2) He is unable to get in the path of a moving object (B Sprout)
3) He has no chance of catching a flu (Lanesra)

Hope this has helped to clarify things?
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Old 12-02-2002, 12:11 PM   #17
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Best next question would be: Are we talking about football ? Or: What's Liverpool ?
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:14 AM   #18
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Following his disastrous performance against Manchester United today when his two errors gifted victory to the opposition it is reported that the Liverpool goalkeeper attempted to end his life shortly after today's game.

Apparently, after leaving the ground early, Jerzy Dudek attempted to throw himself under a bus. Fortunately the bus passed under his body!



Juggling Jerzy strikes again!
Are you serious? [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]
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Old 12-03-2002, 03:32 AM   #19
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This is just a temporary hiccup on the way to Premiership glory.
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Old 12-03-2002, 03:51 AM   #20
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This is just a temporary hiccup on the way to Premiership glory.
Just like that little hiccup they had in the Championsleague ?
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