Caption competition - Page 2

Lady Blue03 · 05-04-2002, 11:13 AM

"That trench came out of no where! I swear!"

Hey Tiamat, choose another colr, the black and the red belnd in to closely to the brown and you cant read it!

05-04-2002, 11:18 AM

So I guess it was the other left!!!

AzureWolf · 05-04-2002, 11:23 AM

"The army's new parking lot opened today just outside of Timbuktu"

"Ah-huk yup Sarge, I guess I didnt see no road this way"

Staralfur · 05-04-2002, 11:37 AM

Man is put in prison for driving home from pub whilst tanked up.

Staralfur losses 1st annual 'balance your tank' competition.

Don't worry, I'll fix it.

Dammit. There goes my no claims bonus

Tests on womens parking ability prove conclusive

/runs away before any lady present has an opportunity to drive a tank over him

[ 05-04-2002, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: Staralfur ]

Krishach · 05-04-2002, 11:49 AM

"Damn Frank, you did it AGAIN?!"

"Oh yeah... gravity."

The reason women shouldn't be in the army. *cough* ... Just joking!

Military road rage!

"Tank? What tank? That's one of those, uh, new technological plants."

The famous Tank Meteor finally hits Earth.

The Army's new secret weapon, the Flying Tank, is a failure.

"That's how I found it!"

And all the Army's women and all the Army's men couldn't put Tanky back together again.

Epona · 05-04-2002, 11:59 AM

I declare Staralfur to be in the lead so far with 'Dammit: There goes my no claims bonus' - but ya nearly lost a couple of points for the women drivers comments mate

Keep 'em coming.

AzureWolf · 05-04-2002, 12:05 PM

"Yes I really am a WHOLE barrel full of ugly!"

Jorath Calar · 05-04-2002, 12:07 PM

"Think if I had been standing this much to the left..."

Military's "Operation Tankdrop" not such a big success.

Neb · 05-04-2002, 12:09 PM

"This concludes today's lesson on the importance of making sure your parachute is in working order."

AzureWolf · 05-04-2002, 12:12 PM

My bud Sep says "Look out, it's the Pillsbury Commando!" He's damn right.

05-04-2002, 11:13 AM	#11
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	"That trench came out of no where! I swear!" Hey Tiamat, choose another colr, the black and the red belnd in to closely to the brown and you cant read it! __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

05-04-2002, 11:37 AM	#14
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 44 Posts: 786	Man is put in prison for driving home from pub whilst tanked up. Staralfur losses 1st annual 'balance your tank' competition. Don't worry, I'll fix it. Dammit. There goes my no claims bonus Tests on womens parking ability prove conclusive /runs away before any lady present has an opportunity to drive a tank over him [ 05-04-2002, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: Staralfur ] __________________ We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.\"<br />Robert Wilensky <br /><br />\"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?\" <br />Screaming Lord Sutch<br /><br />If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

05-04-2002, 11:49 AM	#15
Krishach Drow Warrior Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: Land of the free... ? Age: 38 Posts: 260	"Damn Frank, you did it AGAIN?!" "Oh yeah... gravity." The reason women shouldn't be in the army. cough ... Just joking! Military road rage! "Tank? What tank? That's one of those, uh, new technological plants." The famous Tank Meteor finally hits Earth. The Army's new secret weapon, the Flying Tank, is a failure. "That's how I found it!" And all the Army's women and all the Army's men couldn't put Tanky back together again. __________________ - <b>The Official Topic Killer</b><br /><i>To fill that which is hollow with the substance of virtue...</i>

05-04-2002, 11:59 AM	#16
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	I declare Staralfur to be in the lead so far with 'Dammit: There goes my no claims bonus' - but ya nearly lost a couple of points for the women drivers comments mate Keep 'em coming. __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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05-04-2002, 11:18 AM	#12
lroyo Guest Posts: n/a	So I guess it was the other left!!!

05-04-2002, 11:23 AM	#13
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 40 Posts: 2,762	"The army's new parking lot opened today just outside of Timbuktu" "Ah-huk yup Sarge, I guess I didnt see no road this way"

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AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 40 Posts: 2,762	"Yes I really am a WHOLE barrel full of ugly!"

05-04-2002, 12:07 PM	#18
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	"Think if I had been standing this much to the left..." Military's "Operation Tankdrop" not such a big success.

05-04-2002, 12:09 PM	#19
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	"This concludes today's lesson on the importance of making sure your parachute is in working order."

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