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Donut · 07-21-2002, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Collective:
1. What is your secret mission....
To capture the Gnome and return her to the merchant in Tantarus
2. What is your favourite color....
Red of course
3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard?
Low enough to fool a horse
4. What makes a Mouse a man?
Single malt Whisky
5. What is Nigels favourite drink?
Perm any one from 14 as long as it's alcoholic
6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer?
Too easy - Fosters Export (but it's a bit strong for him
7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair?
Death by Death Stare
8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ?
This one gives the identity of the poster away because there are only three people in the world that know the answer to this, me, Wolfie and the perp herself!. Marco's plate was the repository for the meat that Melusine could not eat!
9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France?
32 C
10. What is a Swedish no?NO!
10.1 What is a French no ?Maybe!
10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean ? Is that a European or an English couple?

11. What does Simon say?
What manacles?
Please post your application now...

[ 07-21-2002, 07:34 PM: Message edited by: Donut ]

Epona · 07-21-2002, 08:01 PM

ROFLMAO!!!
Donut, I think the answer to number 2 should be 'Blue. No, red... AAAAAARRRGH!)
And 4. has an alternative answer of course: his kilt. He attracted a lot of attention, but it is probably not the best outfit for changing car tyres [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 07-21-2002, 08:01 PM: Message edited by: Epona ]

Sir Mandorallen · 07-21-2002, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
Donut, I think the answer to number 2 should be 'Blue. No, red... AAAAAARRRGH!)

LOL! I love Monty Python!!!

Old Man From Scene 24:What is your favoirte color??

Sir Galahad:Blue. No! YEELLLOOWW----AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Old Man From Scene 24:Hee hee ha ha.

I love that movie. I have it on DVD. [img]smile.gif[/img]

And although I do not know what purpose this serves........

1. What is your secret mission....
Well... I don't have a **SECRET** mission, but I do aspire to take over the world.

2. What is your favourite color....
Blue.

3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard?
500volts.

4. What makes a Mouse a man?
A lack of cheese.

5. What is Nigels favourite drink?
If I knew who Nigel was it would make this easier.... ummmmmmm.... beer?

6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer?
Jenny Light????

7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair?
I don't want to know.... [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]

8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ?
Home base in some backyard baseball?

9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France?
75 Degrees F

10. What is a Swedish no? uhhhhhhhhh no?

10.1 What is a French no ? Non.

10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean ? DOS (and for those of you who arn't Spanish, or who can't speak it--- 2)

11. What does Simon say?
Duuuhhh.... uhhhh.... errrr.... (not much occurs to Simon)

Please post your application now...

[ 07-21-2002, 10:11 PM: Message edited by: Sir Mandorallen ]

07-21-2002, 10:59 PM

1. What is your secret mission....If I told you it would not longer be secret.

2. What is your favourite color....The Rainbow

3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard? Can't be that much.

4. What makes a Mouse a man? Being a Scot

5. What is Nigels favourite drink? I won't tell

6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer? Any that have a high alcohol content.

7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair? Being stuck in a butt-impression that doesn't fit your own.

8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ? Answered above...I wouldn't have known and couldn't have guessed.

9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France? 75 degrees F

10. What is a Swedish no? No Sir.

10.1 What is a French no ? ■■■■ No!

10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean ? Depends on who you ask I suppose.

11. What does Simon say? Simon says eating too much of the Collective Pie deprives your body of essential moral fiber.

Please post your application now...For what? I don't need a job!

LennonCook · 07-21-2002, 11:37 PM

1. What is your secret mission....
It`s such a big secret that I don`t know myself.
2. What is your favourite color....
Lightblue
3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard?
Three chain lightnings should do it.
4. What makes a Mouse a man?
Whatever dispels the polymorph.
5. What is Nigels favourite drink?
Water
6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer?
It`ll be either VB, Tooheys, or Bundi Rum... now, Davros seems sane enough, ruling out Tooheys; and looks quite sober on stealthys, ruling out VB; so it has to be Bundi Rum or something that I don`t know exists.
7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair?
You get eaten.
8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ?
At a guess, it was used to put food on

9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France?
Depends on the heating/air conditioning that`s used.
10. What is a Swedish no? Ya
10.1 What is a French no ?Wi
10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean ? Depends on the context- usually two or three; unless it`s the amount of beers a drunkard had, in which case it means "lots"

11. What does Simon say?
Depends on what language he`s speaking...

[ 07-21-2002, 11:38 PM: Message edited by: LennonCook ]

Deiter Leafblade · 07-22-2002, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Collective:
1. What is your secret mission....
To take over the world pop-tarts

2. What is your favourite color....
Dark green [img]smile.gif[/img]

3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard?
Any voltage will do

4. What makes a Mouse a man?
Do you really want to know?

5. What is Nigels favourite drink?
A drink

6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer?
beer

7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair?
He'll beat you with donuts

8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ?
A weapon

9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France?
Warm

10. What is a Swedish no?
Anything but no

10.1 What is a French no?
Anything but no

10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean?
Two

11. What does Simon say?
Simon says to be nice to the gardener

The Collective · 07-22-2002, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Collective:
1. What is your secret mission....

To change to a different Monk Order, and strive for the perfection achieved only by the "Drunken Master"

2. What is your favourite color....

NOT ORANGE !!!!!!!!!!!

3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard?

It is remarkably similar to that required to burn a "Hughman Moth"

4. What makes a Mouse a man?

Ha - trick question - Mouse isn't a man, he's a big Jessie who wears skirts (not fooling me that easily)

5. What is Nigels favourite drink?

Something wet

6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer?

Another trick question - Davros has no favourite beer, he just has a least dis-favourite beer, and that is Newcastle Brown Ale

7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair?

Death by squishing

8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ?

What Donut said - but there were more people that noticed it than he thought

9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France?

Anything from 10-34 deg C

10. What is a Swedish no? NO!!!!!!!!!! (with an axe)
10.1 What is a French no ? Sure, I would love some more (ie meat, wine, cheese)
10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean ? A French couple is some (usually 3), and an English couple is 2

11. What does Simon say?

Simon says that the Monks should go insane and steal the artifact - I thought we were supposed to do it if Simon says (DOH).

Please post your application now...

Ar-Cunin · 07-22-2002, 03:59 AM

1. What is your secret mission....
If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore

2. What is your favourite color....
grey

3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard?
Just make him/her stick nis/her tounge in an electrical socket.

4. What makes a Mouse a man?
A polymorph other spell [img]smile.gif[/img]

5. What is Nigels favourite drink?
Beer

6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer?
Fosters?

7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair?
Cleaning up after the collective

8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ?
Frissbee

9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France?
20 C

10. What is a Swedish no? nej
10.1 What is a French no ? non
10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean ? two

11. What does Simon say?
Simon says: Destroy the collective

Please post your application now...

The Collective · 07-22-2002, 04:00 AM

It is now time for my de-assimilation from the host. I Davros go forth into the world to spread the universal hand signal for Coke, which we all know is.........

The Collective · 07-22-2002, 04:07 AM

....Logging Off Collective...

Er what??? That was weird... Hmm, seems that it is now time for me as well to de-assimilate.

Well, had a good, no, excellent time here in Fance and the time invested here will last a good time. Thanks to the Host and the very good company of fellow Borgs

.

Time to wander back to the north.

HooOOOoOOOoOOOOOowl

07-21-2002, 08:01 PM	#12
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	ROFLMAO!!! Donut, I think the answer to number 2 should be 'Blue. No, red... AAAAAARRRGH!) And 4. has an alternative answer of course: his kilt. He attracted a lot of attention, but it is probably not the best outfit for changing car tyres [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 07-21-2002, 08:01 PM: Message edited by: Epona ] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-22-2002, 03:59 AM	#18
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 53 Posts: 2,326	1. What is your secret mission.... If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore 2. What is your favourite color.... grey 3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard? Just make him/her stick nis/her tounge in an electrical socket. 4. What makes a Mouse a man? A polymorph other spell [img]smile.gif[/img] 5. What is Nigels favourite drink? Beer 6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer? Fosters? 7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair? Cleaning up after the collective 8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ? Frissbee 9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France? 20 C 10. What is a Swedish no? nej 10.1 What is a French no ? non 10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean ? two 11. What does Simon say? Simon says: Destroy the collective Please post your application now... __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

07-22-2002, 04:00 AM	#19
The Collective Manshoon Join Date: July 14, 2002 Location: Table of Doom, somewhere near the European Alps. Posts: 196	It is now time for my de-assimilation from the host. I Davros go forth into the world to spread the universal hand signal for Coke, which we all know is......... __________________ I am Dyslexia of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.

07-22-2002, 04:07 AM	#20
The Collective Manshoon Join Date: July 14, 2002 Location: Table of Doom, somewhere near the European Alps. Posts: 196	....Logging Off Collective... Er what??? That was weird... Hmm, seems that it is now time for me as well to de-assimilate. Well, had a good, no, excellent time here in Fance and the time invested here will last a good time. Thanks to the Host and the very good company of fellow Borgs . Time to wander back to the north. HooOOOoOOOoOOOOOowl __________________ I am Dyslexia of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.

07-21-2002, 10:59 PM	#14
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	1. What is your secret mission....If I told you it would not longer be secret. 2. What is your favourite color....The Rainbow 3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard? Can't be that much. 4. What makes a Mouse a man? Being a Scot 5. What is Nigels favourite drink? I won't tell 6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer? Any that have a high alcohol content. 7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair? Being stuck in a butt-impression that doesn't fit your own. 8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ? Answered above...I wouldn't have known and couldn't have guessed. 9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France? 75 degrees F 10. What is a Swedish no? No Sir. 10.1 What is a French no ? ■■■■ No! 10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean ? Depends on who you ask I suppose. 11. What does Simon say? Simon says eating too much of the Collective Pie deprives your body of essential moral fiber. Please post your application now...For what? I don't need a job!

07-21-2002, 11:37 PM	#15
LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 37 Posts: 5,452	1. What is your secret mission.... It`s such a big secret that I don`t know myself. 2. What is your favourite color.... Lightblue 3. What is the voltage required to fry a bard? Three chain lightnings should do it. 4. What makes a Mouse a man? Whatever dispels the polymorph. 5. What is Nigels favourite drink? Water 6. What is the name of Davros favourite beer? It`ll be either VB, Tooheys, or Bundi Rum... now, Davros seems sane enough, ruling out Tooheys; and looks quite sober on stealthys, ruling out VB; so it has to be Bundi Rum or something that I don`t know exists. 7. What is the penalty for sitting in Donut's chair? You get eaten. 8. What purpose did Marco's plate serve during the BBQ? At a guess, it was used to put food on 9. What is the temperature for a nice week in France? Depends on the heating/air conditioning that`s used. 10. What is a Swedish no? Ya 10.1 What is a French no ?Wi 10.2 How many does 'a couple' mean ? Depends on the context- usually two or three; unless it`s the amount of beers a drunkard had, in which case it means "lots" 11. What does Simon say? Depends on what language he`s speaking... [ 07-21-2002, 11:38 PM: Message edited by: LennonCook ]

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