Cloudy's Cafe-a conversation zone, 5-9-02 - Page 19

SomeGuy · 05-10-2002, 11:13 PM

Sorry for the wait i tryed to post the story but it flunked out on me.(hmm flunked?!Flunk,Flunk,Flunk,Flunk!)Anyway here is the story.

The scary thingy.Rated:S for silly.

Once there was a man.He lived in an old house.Every day he went to work and came back at around 9:00.He had no wife.Some old people(they are full of waisdom and stuff like that.Go old people!!)One day the old people were slaughterd at that very house.The man's sister had once lived in the house.One day she was in a car wreck but therewere no cars to crash into where she a had crashed at.The cause of these deaths were uncertain.All of the killing were 3 years apart.Now the man thought nothing of this and lived his simple life.Three years from his siter accident some strange things were happening.Every of those 3 years the person that lived next to the house lost their at the night of the accidents and the dog came back the day after the accidents.It had been exactly 3 years from the man's sister's accident.that night he saw a shadow behind his house and when he pulled up.the shadow disapeared.Despparte to find out what it was,he grabbed the shotgun that was in the back of his truck and ran after the shadow.When he got to where the shadow was at,he saw nothing,all of asudden he heard a crash and the window above some trash can broke.He quickly when up through the broken window.Then he saw it.The horrible shadow that had killed that old people and caused the car accident.it had a mouth full of razor sharp teeth.Claws like razor wire,and was covered in fur.it wuickly ran up the stairs of the mans house.he then called his neighbor(the one who lost the dog every 3 years)and he came over.As soon as he walked in the door the monster ran down the stairs and jumped onto the man's chest and strted rip him to threads.The man's neighbor could only watch in horror as his best friend was torn apart by te razor teeth and claws.The neighbor then saw something,a tail.He then found out what the monster waas and said"Sparky!Bad dog!"the monster then walked up to the neighbor and licked his face.I hope you enjoyed it.

[ 05-10-2002, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

Azred · 05-10-2002, 11:40 PM

[img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

and belle calls me weird sometimes!

It's like some strange Philip K. Dick trip through a multi-layered, mind-twisting maze about how the universe isn't what we think it is....

Cloudbringer · 05-10-2002, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dizzy:
With my co-worker

it went well. ive wanted to tell her for so long
and i will be leaving for basic in a couple of months
i had to let her know. so weve been talking. but it
looks hopeful. and no, cloudy, she didnt scream and run away
lol!

Wonderful! [img]graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img] Now that's a nice story! Cake and Coffee or Tea and Juice are on the house! Dig in!

SomeGuy · 05-10-2002, 11:46 PM

APPLE JUICE AHOY!!!!!!!!!:::Gulps down and entire barrel of apple juice and tthen plops down by the fire::: [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img] i think the apple juice got me a little si.... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] Where's the mop Cloudy? Oh and Azred if you were refering to me when you said"and Belle callse me weird sometimes!"Or something like that.I'm not weird,I'm just special.

[ 05-10-2002, 11:50 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

Glorfindel · 05-11-2002, 12:00 AM

Hullo Everyone [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] this is getting a bit big this thread aint it? anyway how is everyone today??

Azred · 05-11-2002, 12:08 AM

@SomeGuy: I know. I never insult or impunge the character of anyone. [img]graemlins/beigesmilewinkgrin.gif[/img]

@dizzy: [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Congratulations! I hope it works for you two.

the good news: belle and I are moving--all the way across the street [img]tongue.gif[/img] --and will thus cut our expenses by 10% to 15% with no drop in income (never a bad thing, mind you).

the bad news: my mentally-unbalanced ex-nutcase

has listed me as some sort of "reference" on a recent student loan application, as well as listing my current address as hers. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] what the -- ?! [img]graemlins/dontknowaboutyou.gif[/img]

Glorfindel · 05-11-2002, 12:19 AM

Gee Azred... when that happens it can never be good

... I hate it when people dont tell you what they are doing with your name [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] .... this hathor REALLY doesnt go well with my font

Azred · 05-11-2002, 12:28 AM

I know what you mean. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I tried to get that car loan at the bank and I said my name was "Glorfindel". [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] You must have some really bad credit! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

Glorfindel · 05-11-2002, 12:49 AM

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] hey mate, you cant even GUESS what I do to the cars I loan money for [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Glorfindel · 05-11-2002, 01:33 AM

Hullo Blue [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] good to see you on here [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wavey.gif[/img]

05-10-2002, 11:13 PM	#181
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	Sorry for the wait i tryed to post the story but it flunked out on me.(hmm flunked?!Flunk,Flunk,Flunk,Flunk!)Anyway here is the story. The scary thingy.Rated:S for silly. Once there was a man.He lived in an old house.Every day he went to work and came back at around 9:00.He had no wife.Some old people(they are full of waisdom and stuff like that.Go old people!!)One day the old people were slaughterd at that very house.The man's sister had once lived in the house.One day she was in a car wreck but therewere no cars to crash into where she a had crashed at.The cause of these deaths were uncertain.All of the killing were 3 years apart.Now the man thought nothing of this and lived his simple life.Three years from his siter accident some strange things were happening.Every of those 3 years the person that lived next to the house lost their at the night of the accidents and the dog came back the day after the accidents.It had been exactly 3 years from the man's sister's accident.that night he saw a shadow behind his house and when he pulled up.the shadow disapeared.Despparte to find out what it was,he grabbed the shotgun that was in the back of his truck and ran after the shadow.When he got to where the shadow was at,he saw nothing,all of asudden he heard a crash and the window above some trash can broke.He quickly when up through the broken window.Then he saw it.The horrible shadow that had killed that old people and caused the car accident.it had a mouth full of razor sharp teeth.Claws like razor wire,and was covered in fur.it wuickly ran up the stairs of the mans house.he then called his neighbor(the one who lost the dog every 3 years)and he came over.As soon as he walked in the door the monster ran down the stairs and jumped onto the man's chest and strted rip him to threads.The man's neighbor could only watch in horror as his best friend was torn apart by te razor teeth and claws.The neighbor then saw something,a tail.He then found out what the monster waas and said"Sparky!Bad dog!"the monster then walked up to the neighbor and licked his face.I hope you enjoyed it. [ 05-10-2002, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ] __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-10-2002, 11:40 PM	#182
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 55 Posts: 4,037	[img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] and belle calls me weird sometimes! It's like some strange Philip K. Dick trip through a multi-layered, mind-twisting maze about how the universe isn't what we think it is.... __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.

05-10-2002, 11:46 PM	#184
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	APPLE JUICE AHOY!!!!!!!!!:::Gulps down and entire barrel of apple juice and tthen plops down by the fire::: [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img] i think the apple juice got me a little si.... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] Where's the mop Cloudy? Oh and Azred if you were refering to me when you said"and Belle callse me weird sometimes!"Or something like that.I'm not weird,I'm just special. [ 05-10-2002, 11:50 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ] __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-11-2002, 12:08 AM	#186
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 55 Posts: 4,037	@SomeGuy: I know. I never insult or impunge the character of anyone. [img]graemlins/beigesmilewinkgrin.gif[/img] @dizzy: [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Congratulations! I hope it works for you two. the good news: belle and I are moving--all the way across the street [img]tongue.gif[/img] --and will thus cut our expenses by 10% to 15% with no drop in income (never a bad thing, mind you). the bad news: my mentally-unbalanced ex-nutcase has listed me as some sort of "reference" on a recent student loan application, as well as listing my current address as hers. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] what the -- ?! [img]graemlins/dontknowaboutyou.gif[/img] __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.

05-11-2002, 12:28 AM	#188
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 55 Posts: 4,037	I know what you mean. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I tried to get that car loan at the bank and I said my name was "Glorfindel". [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] You must have some really bad credit! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.

05-11-2002, 12:00 AM	#185
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 38 Posts: 3,337	Hullo Everyone [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] this is getting a bit big this thread aint it? anyway how is everyone today??

05-11-2002, 12:19 AM	#187
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 38 Posts: 3,337	Gee Azred... when that happens it can never be good ... I hate it when people dont tell you what they are doing with your name [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] .... this hathor REALLY doesnt go well with my font

05-11-2002, 12:49 AM	#189
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 38 Posts: 3,337	[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] hey mate, you cant even GUESS what I do to the cars I loan money for [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

05-11-2002, 01:33 AM	#190
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 38 Posts: 3,337	Hullo Blue [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] good to see you on here [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wavey.gif[/img]

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