To Silver Cheetah

[Yorick]

Mandy I hope we're going to see Dio/Cheetah photos on Stealthy's site....

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[Neb]

Originally posted by Sazerac: Danged, Neb, you're only 16??? I thought you were in your 30's. Seriously. Cheers,

I really don't understand how people can think I'm almost twice as old as I am!

[tracey]

neb. it's your picture under your name - it looks forbidding and 'manly' - teehee.

SC - I am poison dwarf number one. you may well pre-date me by birth, but NOT by robot voice initiation. hahahahahaha.
if you have major problem with this we shall have a kitty fight in the back garden. mmeeeeeeaaaaawwww, hissssssssssss. scratchy things. (punching might be better though, along with a bit of hard slapping.)

who ownes me now, anyway, and do i have a say in the matter? i want to be owned by absynthe - i'm quite taken with the idea of victorian porn and nun's habits. i'm always up for a spot of research. gotta go out to the pub now, ma bitches await.



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offended mistress of the illuminati

Originally posted by tracey: neb. it's your picture under your name - it looks forbidding and 'manly' - teehee. SC - I am poison dwarf number one. you may well pre-date me by birth, but NOT by robot voice initiation. hahahahahaha. if you have major problem with this we shall have a kitty fight in the back garden. mmeeeeeeaaaaawwww, hissssssssssss. scratchy things. (punching might be better though, along with a bit of hard slapping.) who ownes me now, anyway, and do i have a say in the matter? i want to be owned by absynthe - i'm quite taken with the idea of victorian porn and nun's habits. i'm always up for a spot of research. gotta go out to the pub now, ma bitches await.

Absynthe, posting from his secret hideout in the executive washroom at work... "Hi everybody, sorry I've been absent, but the axe is swinging freely at my work, so i must needs keep a low profile... Tracey, darling little dwarf, I will happily own you, or at least hire you out for a bit, for um, research purposes. Unfortunately my current circumstances are quite reduced, so i'm afraid it may take a bit to arrange payment. Care to donate yourself to science? We can probably secure some kind of government grant for that.
P.S., as SC will be busy with Diogenes for a while, now's our chance, nudge, nudge, wink."
Absynthe quickly and quietly vanishes away, like the famous boojum...




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Perversion is the true spice of life: Variety is just part of a healthy diet.

[Neb]

Originally posted by tracey: who ownes me now, anyway, and do i have a say in the matter? i want to be owned by absynthe - i'm quite taken with the idea of victorian porn and nun's habits. i'm always up for a spot of research. gotta go out to the pub now, ma bitches await.

Me and Zbyszek own you and SC now, we've decided to take turns owning you, so that while he owns you I own SC and then we switch so that I own you and he owns SC, and so on.

[Neb]

(Bump!)

[Neb]

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[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Yorick: Mandy I hope we're going to see Dio/Cheetah photos on Stealthy's site....

I hope so Hugh! Dio has taken some - there is one of me crying in a yew tree grove..... Just what Stealthy's site needs.........

(No, don't worry, Dio not being nasty to the Cheetah..... in case you were thinking he stole my sandwich or something...... had rather an odd experience, which I think I am going to start a thread about... related to the yew trees!!)



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Most Ecstatic and Exotic Mistress of the Illuminati

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Neb: I really don't understand how people can think I'm almost twice as old as I am!

That's cos you're seriously bright, dude........



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Most Ecstatic and Exotic Mistress of the Illuminati

[Neb]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: That's cos you're seriously bright, dude........

Nah, I'm not especially bright, I doubt I even pass average, on a good test anyway.