06-21-2001, 02:19 PM | #161 |
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As the Barney-Borgs begin their attack, and Lord Shield prepares to destroy them all, a Rune Assassin rushes into the Bar and stabs a highly magical dagger (almost on par with Cyric's blade, Godsbane)into the back of Lord Shield's neck, severing his spine and coming out of the front of his throat. Lord Shield collapses as someone kills the Assassin. The Borgs attack. Encard removes the blade from Lord Shield's neck and tries to use his --=Wand of {[>Fancy<]} Powers=-- to heal Lord SHield as the battle commences...
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06-21-2001, 02:53 PM | #162 |
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You think that I will give up so easily - never!!
Wah stands defiant as the borgs continue to approach him nervously. He pulls out the plug from the back of each borg and finds out that they were run by Duracell Batteries!. TUT TUT, I knew something was fishy here! So with each borg secret exposed, the borgs cry for mercy as a little game start rampaging on = "who can pull out the most borgs?" Tiax is fighting over one - but it trips over curry lord and he nicks it instead. Tiax them continues to beat the curry lord = he is very angry indeed. ------------------ |
06-21-2001, 03:04 PM | #163 | |
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Godsbane? Why would that affect me? An Old One is as far above a God as a God is above a mortal . I let the body collapse. An electrical storm rises from the body with a large eye in it - the eye gazes balefully at the Rune Assassin... and devours his soul . Then it settles in the Assassin's corpse which rises to its feet. The body changes to that of the barman Lord Shield. He places a force field between the Barney-Borgs and the main room . "Ok boys" . Fro mthe windows of the bar pours sa stream of 4' high shadow critters with scythe-like appendages. They swarm onto the barney dinosaurs, shredding away. Some Barney-Borgs get blast hits on Darklings but they continue unphased, cutting them down at a fast rate ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html |
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06-21-2001, 03:22 PM | #164 |
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Encard notices that Lord SHield is up again, so he turns his attention to the Borgs. At that moment, a 1500 year old Red Dragon named Bob suddenly falles out of the sky and crushes all but 5 Borgs, which he rips to pieces. Then, however, he turns to the Bar patrons ( actually, he eats the Curry Lord first)...
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06-21-2001, 03:23 PM | #165 |
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Godsbane? Why would that affect me? An Old One is as far above a God as a God is above a mortal . I let the body collapse. An electrical storm rises from the body with a large eye in it - the eye gazes balefully at the Rune Assassin... and devours his soul . Then it settles in the Assassin's corpse which rises to its feet. The body changes to that of the barman Lord Shield. He places a force field between the Barney-Borgs and the main room . "Ok boys" . Fro mthe windows of the bar pours sa stream of 4' high shadow critters with scythe-like appendages. They swarm onto the barney dinosaurs, shredding away. Some Barney-Borgs get blast hits on Darklings but they continue unphased, cutting them down at a fast rate ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html |
06-21-2001, 03:23 PM | #166 |
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Barny borgs let me guess we are the microsoft collective resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Time for my days playing doom to do me some good the sorcerer can be heard muttering to himself and he begins to mutter some brief incantations, a puff of blue smoke explodes before him and out comes a Chainsaw. Jabidas giggles time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, wait no wrong franchise. Lets get to butchering I hope these things taste good. ------------------ |
06-21-2001, 03:29 PM | #167 | |
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Skye lifts her feet in disgust as pieces of Barney-Borgs rained down on her boots. How is she supposed to enjoy a good beer like this?! She watched with quiet humor as Tiax continued to beat up the unconscious curry lord. Is everyone here insane? I just hope I don't get on the wrong side of Lord Shield. Ugh, I definitely don't want to have to fight those shadow scythe bug things.
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06-21-2001, 03:47 PM | #168 |
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~Melusine walks over to the newcomer, taking great care not to step on any of the assorted body parts lying around. She extends a little hand to Skydracgrll and introduces herself. After this, she asks "Would you perhaps like to eat something? We still have a large supply of fried squid..." after seeing the look on Skydracgrll's face, she hastily adds, "but of course we also serve various...erm... less exotic dishes" . After bringing a large platter of tasty meat and vegetables to Skydracgrll, Melusine sits down on the edge of the table, gives an impish smile, and asks her: "So then, tell me something about yourself."~
OOC Welcome to the Bar... as long as you don't bring any weapons or ubercharacters here you won't have to worry about getting on Lord Shield's wrong side. And as long as you're not too mean to me you won't have to worry about LS's alter ego Lord Thought either ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar Your voice is ambrosia |
06-21-2001, 03:54 PM | #169 |
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"Pay up" says Kivan to Neb "I told you we wouldn't crash and you said we we were going to leave a 1 mile radius crater." "Oh no" says Neb "We can still crash and I'm not going to lose 1000 gold pieces to you!" Neb then casts: Summon Windows Worshipper and a small geek with a laptop appears, the geek walks over to the wall of the Bar and plugs the laptop into the Bar using a small electrical socket which was hidden behind a painting, he then copies Windows from his laptop and into the Bar, suddenly, a two-dimensional white box appears in the middle of the Bar saying "Your Bar has performed an illegal operation and will now shut down" "There!" says Neb "The Bar has crashed! Never underestimate the crashing power of Windows!" The Bar then continues plunging towards Beer World.
OOC- LS you cannot stop this, anything which Windows is installed on WILL crash sooner or later. |
06-21-2001, 04:03 PM | #170 |
Silver Dragon
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Ah yes a newcomer excellent (starts rubbing hands together) well let me welcome you to the tavern, and just a second I must go brutally kill something.
Jabidas opens his spellbook and smiles at the oncoming borg, your just going to love this one he calls out and begins chanting ,his hands weave in the air colours spread over his fingers, he casts Glorious transmutation and turns the iron parts of the borg into lead. The poor sod cant move, sparks fly because the electronics dont comply with lead and he starts to cry. The sorcerer walks up to him and whispers in his ear I always wanted to know how you lot function, sorry I dont have any painkillers. Ten minutes later the experiment is over and he concludes wate of good steel, time for more evermead. ------------------ |
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