LadyWendy

[Stealthy]

I'M BACK!!!

Apologies my dear Ladylicious, I was out looking for the trembling triplets, but I see they appeared as soon as I left. No change there then.

First of all, in the end how much good did all the bravehearting by your fellow claymore-swinging peasants like Rob Roy or William Wallace do you: civilization prevailed over barbarism, sophistication over brute strength, the knee breeches over the kilts !

I seem to recall that the Spanish Empire has somewhat shrunk since its so called glory days, if you can call killing millions of defenceless native south americans glory! But then again that's the sort of fight you prefer isn't it, one you can't lose and are in no danger yourself, especially hiding across an ocean. Very civilised I am sure. Maybe a poor Scottish Laird lacks the education and finesse to understand such protocol. Mayhap it is what it seems, barbaric. As for ourselves, we sought to win our freedom, a just and honourable cause. Now we have achieved our own parliment, whereas your empire lies in ruins.

Secondly, you just don't get it: courting a lady and the refined ritual of noblemen duelling over her and in order to win her heart by putting on a show of class, bravery and style in the process is not at all related to warfare. Once again, the former is an art, an established part of noble culture, the latter a mere necessity and no true gentleman would ever revel so much in it as you do. Just another sign that you completely lack the class to be ever considered worthy of courting a most noble woman like LadyWendy.

I see the winning of a lady's heart as more than a 'show'. To me love should be embraced in the same way as war, with all of my heart, body and soul. You want a trophy, whereas I want the eternal love of the woman of my dreams. Maybe you should take up ballet, as it seems more in your league and far safer, unless you count a sprained toe as dangerous.

Who are you to question my looks. Your are wearing a silly skirt to draw the attention away from your face, for god's sake !

My kilt I wear with pride as it shows everyone who I am and who I fight for. My face is an honest one, earned through years of struggle unlike yours which is a victim of makeup and ridiculous wigs. Luckily Ladylicious is more refined and cultured than you and can see beneath the exterior and sense the real man beneath. You show your true colours by judging everyone in the same shallow way, beauty is not just skin deep and I love the lady for her mind and heart. Whereas you want her as an ornament.

Fear not my good Lady, my love for you does not falter and my departue but brief. I am here to declare my undying love for you and to put the pipsqueak triplets in their place. Thank you my loyal friends, Black Knight and the Lady Cloudbringer, for your support. Your actions prove that you are both worthy of your stature and our praise and that the pompous Ramon family deserve only our pity.

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Charlie's S-Plan diet is no better than his invisibility potion!

[This message has been edited by Stealthy (edited 03-05-2001).]

[Ladyzekke]

Oh StealthSoul - Your words have me melting! I feared you had abandoned ship! Ladyzekke's legs got tired from chasing you around!

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[Stealthy]

My apologies my lady, you know my feelings for you and that I would never abandon you. There was another lady in distress who required my attention, but fear not, you are the one and only love of my life


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Charlie's S-Plan diet is no better than his invisibility potion!

[Ladyzekke]

My heart is yours StealthLove. The rest I'll have to send by freight. doh!

Have you been on any other threads? Nutty stuff going on today! Missed you! I'm about to become a Drow Warrior, and looks like you are my witness! How do I look in black armor!!??

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[Stealthy]

Black LEATHER! My oh my, I am in serious trouble now! Sorry I was so long in answering, I was checking the flights available to Washington for to-night!

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Charlie's S-Plan diet is no better than his invisibility potion!

[Ladyzekke]

StealthLove - Out of all the outfits you pick the leather one? I thought you were imaginative than that!

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[Gabriel]

The Fair LadyWendy beauty is know world wide. it draws many suitors including the Ramon brothers and a distant traveler know only as Stealthy
Seeing Stealthy as the favorite the three brothe challange him to her hand. Stealthy fights well aginst the greater numbers and quickly beat the three brothers. and so the traveler stealth won the heart of fair LadyWendy until the next suitor arrives.

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[This message has been edited by Gabriel (edited 03-05-2001).]

[Ladyzekke]

Wow that was great Gabriel! Love those pics!! So who do you think the next suitor will be?

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[Stealthy]

Superb Gabriel, love the gifs and story, but especially the outcome . What do you two mean by next suitor! Surely you could want for no other my dear Ladylicious? Have I not proved my love for you already?



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Charlie's S-Plan diet is no better than his invisibility potion!

[Gabriel]

Hmmmm LoA maybe.....Perhpas Menmoch if ever get bored toying with her Cloudness.... Yorick is also looking good. Then there Vicotnik, Hesperex, Gray Mage, WOLFGIR, Sir Taliesin and Sir Tainly in the outside lane. Joint rear are Ziroc and Black Knight, if they ever realise how beautiful you are.




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