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*After a long absense, OTP stumbles in the front door and silently surveys the scene.*
What are you people thinking! I'm dumbfounded at what is going on here and furthermore I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!!! ![]() *After much deliberation on which direction left is, as opposed to right, OTP and the rest of the ORT member mistakenly move the couch to the right. OPT sits down heavily on the newly located couch audibly sighs and says to himself "It's a good thing I showed up when I did."* ![]() ![]() [ 04-07-2002, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: onthepequod ]
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Yes, well, as you know, while Binky and all the other leaders are gone I'm temporarily in charge, and I'd just like to say that I ahven't started a ruthless slave trade and I haven't been abusing my power.
*Holds up sign behind OTP's back which reads 'Say anything about the slavery and you will get such a whipping!!!' J/k, but seriously, I have been abusing my power, I mean, what else is there to do with power?? [ 04-07-2002, 10:15 AM: Message edited by: Talthyr Malkaviel ]
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(Bats eyes demurely) "Say anything about those four girls that you've got chained in your office, Talthy? Why, I would never." (Covertly smacks elf wizard again)
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You know, it just makes me want to smack an elf wizard *smacks elf wizard* [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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How many are for shooting the elf wizard, then gut him, run him over with a Volvo and then hang him in a tree so everyone can spit at him?
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(Smacks elf wizard again) "Why, Talthy, I distictly heard you tell one of those girls last night, the redhead, I think, from her voice when she was squealing, that if she did *that* again, you would sell her. I just thought that maybe she did *that* again, and you would appreciate a customer.
ReGiN, I'm up for that, except, we should use my ex-husband's Volvo, I dont think it could smell any worse.
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Hmmm.....Talthyr is abusing power....good to see things are running normally around here. Did someone say something about 4 maidens chained up somewhere?
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