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Old 09-13-2002, 03:00 PM   #121
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Originally posted by Attalus:
LOL, you'd better be good to her, sonny, or else you'll be getting accquainted with my gun collection. Now, this one is a double-barreled 10 gauge shotgun. Ever see what it does to a man - or elf's - liver and lights? Especially loaded with pennies instead of shot? MMM?
I'd suggest 5mm radius hole. *nods wisely*
Actually, I took self-defence lessons for a while [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2002, 03:06 PM   #122
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Sweetie, I'd like to quote William Barclay "Bat" Masterson, who said, before the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral: "You can't outfight a 10-gauge shotgun, you can just hide from it."
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Old 09-13-2002, 03:10 PM   #123
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And you can't outrun it either, muahahaha! *hefts a colt.46*
Who am I kidding? I'm going to marry this guy and I'm thinking of killing him? Hmm, if killing your mother is matricide, and father is patricide, what's killing your husband? (apart from a good idea) [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2002, 04:16 PM   #124
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Where IS everyone? grrr.....
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Old 09-13-2002, 04:21 PM   #125
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Erm, lemme get this straight... I suggest you "addopt" Kat, at least for the marriage, and YOU threaten to shot not only her, but ME as well!?! BAH!
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Old 09-13-2002, 04:24 PM   #126
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Er, no, I threatened to shoot you, if you are not good to her. As for her, why I wouldn't shoot my li'l adopted daughter. (Hugs Kaltia)
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Old 09-13-2002, 04:24 PM   #127
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Ah! 8tuts* Attalus never said he would shoot ME...learn to read, Calaethis, you'll need to know what document's you're signing in the future...
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Old 09-13-2002, 04:28 PM   #128
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:| erm, soz, was distracted... but I'd be ur son in law... rofl. erm, ME not good to KAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS>! obviously you dont know me at all [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe. keep it that way if ANYTHING the drow will be bad to ME [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2002, 04:34 PM   #129
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*cuddles calaethis*
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Old 09-13-2002, 04:36 PM   #130
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***flushes and returns hug***
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